never getting over "and you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me and at every table i'll save you a seat, lover" CAUSE NO REALLY WHAT IS THE EXPLANATION what do you think the dirty joke is if not sit on my face... i'm not assigning a sexuality to the activity but PLEASE TELL ME

taylor swift, straightest woman alive 😏🌈

All the Peter Pan references I've noticed so far tell us that the cardigan/Wendy/Betty was Taylor's choice of safety after August 2019, when she lost the courage of her convictions as The Man/James/Anti-Hero. She chose to hide behind the curtain as Wendy & never went back to Neverland.

“you got tired of my scheming” and she wiggled her fingers like showing off a ring???

Urgent GoFundMe for a Gaylor who needs to pay her rent in 2 days! Mirabelle has been coming to Friends of Dorothea events on & off for the past few years & asked if I could share her story to our network so that she can get help. She’s had to move out of an abusive family household but this has +

I’M WATCHING LATE BUT EXCUSE ME??????

THE HAIR!!!

hbd evermore 🤎

lowkey can't believe she managed to mention ivy growing on a house twice in one interview. as a reminder, ivy is beautiful but IS NOT GREAT FOR THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF A HOUSE and also of course as you already know, some ivy is of the poison variety

"The father died in a mysterious drowning incident" oh okay Truman Show

AH It’s a Red Velvet Cake. She showed up in a Red Velvet dress. I can’t. The dress silhouettes are even similar!

Melissa Etheridge JUST posted this on Tiktok… 👀

WITH ESTE ON A TUESDAY NIGHT??? 👀

Im sure someone else has found this connection to Britney Spears lucky song, to the life of a showgirl song

Okay twin flame

someone said the january 6th incident was half a decade ago and my hip broke right there on the spot

remember for every (gay) action, there is an equal and opposite (straight) reaction 🤪

“Deadass thought I made it obvious”

Ew why would a man be there??

made myself late to work after lunch just so I could go home and grab my package containing the cowboy like me crewneck 🥹 it’s sooo soft I’m so excited it’s here

this is why 'spouse' is in my word cloud, bc they are the funniest gaylor in this house

To release this photo on the anniversary of Kissgate is WILD. I don’t give a shit about KK, but this is someone who doesn’t care if people speculate on her sexuality.

My only one My kingdom come undone My broken drum You have beaten my heart But This is just A storm inside a teacup shelter here with me, my love Thunder like a drum This life will beat you up, up, up, up

literally every time I casually chat with my manager I want to die from the cringe like why am I soooo awkward😭

Hey friends, I didn’t expect to have a financial need so soon into this, but I’m going to owe a substantial amount of money for the upcoming radiation treatment and I just don’t have it. Can you take a look and donate if you can, and share my post if you can’t? It would mean the world to me. 💖💖💖

Whenever I listen to guilty as sin it always makes me giggle that she knew the fans would relate the lyrics to this look but 6 lines later she confesses shes never touched him

Just connected these lyrics: - They want a Spring Break that’s fucking lit - Spring breaks loose, but so does fear, he’s going to burn this house to the ground

If comfort is a construct, I don't believe in good luck, now that I know what's what Seems to be that you and me we make our own luck You had to make your own sunshine, but now the sky is opalite

his love was the key that opened my skies 🪻🌌🔑

lavender haze and karma are two bookends, i don’t make the rules. we start the lavender haze video with “meet me at midnight” and an alarm clock ticking to midnight. then we end the karma music video with karma’s gonna hold you down followed by the coffee clock ticking to midnight BOOKENDS

What if karma isnt an album, isnt a coming out, but karma is the reward she feels she deserves after giving her fans literally everything, karma burns the lover house down because shes no longer locked inside forced to play the showgirl

🤨

the muse in The Great War is same the muse in Eldest Daughter, and both are herself

I find it funny that she called this necklace all I think about karma, when you find the day she wore a similar one, everyone was convinced she was hinting at rep tv... no honey shes hinting at KARMA

"My muses, acquired / like bruises / My talismans and charms" (In Summation - TTPD) 🤝 "I paid my dues with every bruise / I knew what to expect" She outright compared muses to bruises, and then said that the price of being in showbiz is bruises (aka muses), and that it was expected even! And fake!

So so so loud

one might say… blurple???

💅👠👠

Yo why is she wearing a legacy boot and he’s wearing maroooooon

Elizabeth Taylor acoustic version gave me CHILLS

thinking about the voice memo for Ophelia & how she sang “i was just honing my powers”, instead of “you”. & the reference makes much more sense through this lens. she saved herself by rewriting her own mythology, saving herself from being remembered how Ophelia was: mad, agency erased, objectified

same girl

SacredSapphic on TikTok as bryanlicious for Halloween is my favorite thing ever

souplor day got me googling all kinds of new soup words tell me why I have never heard of vichyssoise

All I’m saying is I’ve seen it before

I died before the first verse was finished

She also has a new set with her 🌈 of outfits in the closet!

I WAS REMINISCING JUST THE OTHER DAY