happy world bread day to all who celebrate 👀

we've reached the funeral scene

She knew a hard rock was on the way because she gathered stones, some to throw and some to make a diamond ring This was all by design because she didn't have it in herself to go with grace. She wants to go out with a bang... the tick tick tick of love bombs... TnT 💥 🧨

Switching out these Kens

It was the end of an era: 12/12/2025 But the start of an age: 12/13/2025

"If you're anything like me you knock on wood every time you make plans, you cross your fingers, hold your breath, wish on lucky numbers and eyelashes, your superstitions were the lone survivors of the shipwreck" But the showgirl doesn't knock on wood bc it's all man made, she makes her own luck

happy national coming out day to all the gays in my phone -- no matter where you are in your journey you are safe and loved here 💓

WAIT YALL Storm inside a teacup 🤝 clouds in my coffee ????????????

"Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet, mm To knowa hard rock is on the way" -Wood 🤝 "Thank you for the lovely bouquet I'm married to the hustle" -TLOAS y'all she flat out said it. she caught the wedding bouquet and it was for her job. Travis is the hustle she's marrying

Her great escape is coming

still can’t believe she sang it’s nice to have dorothea

remember when MUNA joked about kissgate on stage at their show a few years ago 🤭

thinking about the midnights mahogany vinyl 87- karma is the guy on the chiefs

hooooly tuman show ✨ sylvia? is it you? 😅

Marked safe this is fugly

Her vigilante shit performance has literally been all I’ve thought about when hearing this lyric from Wood. Especially with the eras tour stage being shaped like a key..

im sure someone has already thought of this but the koi fish dress 💙🤍🧡 is literally midnights—> ttpd —> showgirl is this my first thread??

Happy International Lesbian Day! We love you all so very much.

90% of the discourse surrounding Taylor at all times could be eliminated if people stopped assuming every single one of her songs is about a man, in this essay I will—

okayyyyyyyyyy

U MADE A DEAL WITH THIS DEVIL TURNS OUT MY DICK’S BIGGER

🤭

"daisy's bare naked, I was distraught, he loves me not" 🤝 "so long Daisy May, I picked the petals, he loves me not" "penny's unlucky" 🤝 "roaring twenties, tossing pennies in the pool" "stepped on a crack" 🤝 "I was in my new house placing daydreams, patching up the crack along the wall"

we're finding the edges

are we gonna talk about how this is a blatant reference to The Odyssey and taylor being odysseus?? The sirens appear in BOOK 12 of the odyssey and Odysseus makes his men plug their ears with BEES WAX (🍯) so they don’t hear the siren calls. The siren calls test loyalty… 🧵

Hits Different 🤝 Fortnight 🤝 Fate of Ophelia

Me thinking about how funny it’d be if both Joe and Dianna are involved in the Evelyn Hugo movie in any capacity

I PAID MY DUES WITH EVERY BRUISE. something about that was lighting up my brain I'VE PAID MY DUES. TIME AFTER TIME. I'VE DONE MY SENTENCE BUT COMMITTED NO CRIME. by QUEEN!!!!!

Have we talked about the other Shakespeare reference in the TFOO MV? And how she’s Miranda from The Tempest?

hey so

The key change in father figure could resurrect me from the dead fr

despite the title, TLOAS is a grower, not a shower. give her a minute. I said what I said.

regardless of how this all shakes out, i do think this album & these lyrics provide a perfect example of fans jumping to conclusions abt what songs are about without actually listening at all

after a few days of listening here is my song ranking for this album 1. Father Figure 2. The Fate of Ophelia 3. The Life of a Showgirl 4. Actually Romantic 5. Elizabeth Taylor 6. Eldest Daughter 7. Opalite 8. Ruin the Friendship 9. Wood 10. Honey 11. Cancelled! 12. Wi$h Li$t

oh just fucking kill me already

with all of the interpolations…TLOAS *is* the blender

currently crashing out because I’ve gone into the post office twice to get help with this and nobody can help me 😭 I cried my whole lunch break bc I don’t think it’ll work out for me

This album is pure satire. Camp to the max. She is giving the fans (represented by the HAIM sisters) exactly what they want—the talk about the ring, the talk about the title (of wife), the dick… I think she’s making a mockery of her image— “You knew what you wanted, and boy you got her”

Taylor saying her favorite song is wish list confirms my feelings that she really wants the whole album to be known by these lyrics

But i thought gaylor was dead? 🤭

“You knew what you wanted and boy you got her” ringing in my head this morning

I am so obsessed with Father Figure already

one gasp and then “how did it end?”

the way this entire rollout has focused on THE ERAS TOUR BEING THE KEY and then Wood says "HIS love was the key" so HE = FANS

Took her pearls of wisdom and wore them around my neck 😭

boss up settle down is my new vocal stim

love the attitude in actually romantic

ok now im cryin in the club

I protect the family