Aww the first sips of alcohol ive had in 4.5 years i have fucking missed it

5 months later, finally got a job offer…

Last resort…

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I have a feeling big balls and the rest of DOGE are going to use all the data they have collected against the government

Elon said Donald’s bill was bad and then Donald said he Elon knew what was in it and then Elon called him a liar and that he rigged the election for him and that Donald’s name is all over the Epstein list and that’s why it’s not been made public which means Elon has been covering up for a pedophile.

Possibly the greatest nickname ever

Everyone has FNaF wrong. Michael didnt turn purple till till after Ennard leaves his body but William was purple the whole time… William was dead the whole time. #FNAF

May Day may be over, but the same is back, so....

Today I realized that Mario is probably homeless. He wakes up everyday wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats people up for money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms

Happy zombie jesus day

Onstage at Coachella, Keith Morris of Circle Jerks called for "an army of Luigis"

The minecraft movie may have sucked but the nether flame sauce is amazing

The movie we need but not the one we deserve

Burt knows his nazis…. And explosives

I know how much Irish people hate when people in the US, UK, or Canada talk about how they are 12% Irish, or whatever. But everybody having some Irish heritage means one thing: Irish people have a reputation as the most prolific shaggers in history. Happy St. Patrick’s Day, you rides. 😘

My neighbor’s dog keeps eating my compost pile… I’m not even allowed to have shitty things…

Ok the trump administration has now gone too far

Just another reason why i love dropkick murphys

LOL

I mean, i did just cash out my 401k…

Im just going to make an onlyfans and it be a live feed of a chicken coop because thats what republicans said to do, i shall call it onlyhens

Giant corporations are using Donald Trump’s haphazard tariff announcements as an excuse to raise prices. The Trump Administration has no plan to stop it – and working families will unfairly foot the bill.

Todays the day after 11 years

Last time i travel for the fucking company and some one hits my fucking car and drives off… we are leaving this company like we came in, confused and angry

R.I.P. Bargain Hunt

“Make the rich headless again.” - FRANCE

Spotted in New York. #3E

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

So banks are no longer safe to keep your money in…

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BASH: I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore BASH: You are the government

The US Oligarch and Nazi Elon Musk has been defeated by a German court. Germany has ruled that Musk must immediately provide researchers with access to X's data on politically related content ahead of the country’s election. www.politico.eu/article/berl...

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Deepseek could be an extinction-level event for some venture capital firms," per Axios

Behold!

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

If the price of coffee goes up the guy from blues traveler will be fine because he also likes tea

Fafo is all that matters at this point, my favorite chaos

I believe the south carolina stores are in trouble…