Where the fuck are 1800 people?

Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal… We’re only painting the exit side? The dumb surrounded by the dumber.

Hey! Governor DeSantus:

Punchline Houston this week, back to school week is already a weird one but Texas? All these parents getting their kids ready to not learn history.

LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.

Hey!!! Rocky Laporte One of the nicest, original voices in stand up, a dude who has zero bad stories about him, got in a horrible accident and has already had three surgeries including a hip replacement, he’s a road dog with four kids. I dropped some Qwan on his go fund me, help. gofund.me/a6dbaec0

I just want to be clear, the woman, who recruited children to be raped, by rich men, AND has been convicted of those crimes. just got moved to a minimum security prison? We are so lost. Good game, idiots.

Hey, flat earth morons!

Over on day one.

How long do we take this? How long do protect our comfort over our liberty? How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long? Either way our comfort is over. This will get worse.

I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!

NEW ANGLE Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage. But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…

This seems normal for a presidential assassination attempt, no body, no investigation. Cool. www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...

The Nazis banned books. So when you magats say things like “you can’t call people Nazis,” yeah you can, when you accept, or agree with Nazis. You’re a Nazi.

Trump’s a Russian asset.

Trumps dad is American because of birthright citizenship. Pass it on. Trumps Mom wasn’t an American born citizen. Pass it on Trump splooshed out of the vagina of an immigrant. Pass it on

I do not get it…are rich people struggling?

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To all my breakfast burrito family out there, I have been searching for the perfect breakfast burrito in LA for 22 years. I’ve tried every artisan place, every wicked cool place. Now, and with 100% certainty the best breakfast burrito in California, is from, IHOP. You’re Welcome. -Titus

Amazing Job today. Streets packed, they now have to realize, there ain’t enough cops to EVER make us stop. #AmericansSavingAmeeica

Taco 47 hates you in law enforcement and in the military. The only thing he hates worse is the constitution. You took an oath to protect and serve the the American people, Not a dictator with a dick like a tater-tot.

Republicans kill children.

Dude inspired Prince, RIP.

Dear MAGA: You’re not cool. You never have been, and you never will be. And deep down, you know it. That’s why you’re pissed. P.S. Bummer about your cock.

.226 would have vaporized it. But not even a scar? Right.

Every time I see his lifts making him stand like this I hear. “You Been hit by, you been struck by, a smooth criminal.” 34 time convicted…

Yeah, Bidens old…

Exactly.

Here is Friday’s Armageddon update, holy hell things are moving fast. Working on a new one now. youtu.be/PoAyBLr8IHk?...

PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>

Really hope these billionaires can make it through.

One billionaire hired another billionaire to take food out of kids mouths and make sure they died of cancer. MAGA.

It is day 120 of day one. The lying-est piece of garbage ever elected to the presidency has done nothing but cause chaos and disorder. Prices up. Ukraine/Russia raging Israel starving kids India/Pakistan Walmart has to eat tariffs. Farmers lost contracts And legal residents illegally jailed 8647

Leadership.

“All we’ve got is each other.” Don’t comply, Rise up.

Ashli Babbitt was a criminal who violated her oath and tried to end the US government. She’s a joke. 8647

Dream, it changes reality.

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

In my experience traveling like I have there is no “non rancid” elephant shit.

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The boss is a patriot and a hell of a songwriter @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @titusnation.bsky.social @chriswarcraft.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @markhamillofficial.bsky.social @chasingoz.bsky.social @tnbrando.bsky.social youtu.be/X3ruKFDmChY?...

Kinda proud to make that list. Thank you!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!

Nuff said

One billionaire hired another billionaire to take food out of kids mouths and make sure they died of cancer. MAGA.