Will this bit actually work Thursday, May 7 at the Carolina Theater in Charlotte, NC? Only one way to find out. Tickets at the link in my bio! #charlotte #northcarolina #comedy #standup

Tomorrow, April 21st from 1-3pm I’ll be living every Jew’s dream and working on the @manischewitz.bsky.social truck slinging knishes and egg rolls to support the @lawfareproject! Come buy a hot dog from me on Amsterdam Avenue near 73rd and 74th streets. #jewish #nyc #comedy #funny #uws

The best part of waking up, is too many paper cups. Get your tickets at the link in my bio, Appleton! #caffiene #coffee #keurig #comedy #standup

This is where we are now; not even a teensy bit of shame. Seriously you can’t even fake it?!? You’re on the Upper West Side, pretend antisemitism disgusts you. #crowdwork #jewish #antisemitism #comedy #standup

One a Jewish mother, always a Jewish mother. #crowdwork #comedy #standup #nyc #mta

Shiva for golf widows will be held all this week. Bring ruggelach. No green jackets. @themasters

It’s come to this: Antisemites aren’t even ashamed anymore, even on the Upper West Side. I am so grateful to class act @jlynnpic and the rest of the staff at @nycomedyclub for acting so quickly and doing the right thing. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #jewish #nyc

Appleton, Wisconsin I’ll be seeing you soon! Get your tickets to my shows at @skylinecomedy at the link in my bio! #funny #comedy #standup #comic #standupcomedy

Read the full article by @zinomanj in the @nytimes or at the link in my bio. And keep coming out to support live comedy; audience members are absolutely crucial to the creative process!

Someone help me and @farbstein with our wardrobe problems so that we can do next year’s @adl_national #NeverisNow summit in style. #fashion #funny #comedy #jewish

The @adl_national #NeverisNow summit helped raise awareness for #antisemitism. Now we need a summit to help raise awareness of our own surroundings. #comedy #jewish #funny

Let me know in the comments what your bagel order is. Opinions about my bib will be ignored - unless they’re really funny. #dar #pumpernickel #bagel #funny #comedy

I asked the truly hard-hitting questions at this year’s @adl_national #NeverIsNow conference. @jackiehoffman16 @ariaxelrod and @benjirosenzweig were all fearless in sharing their controversial opinions. Add your thoughts in the comments.

Should Jackie Hoffman and I be the official correspondents for all Jewish conferences? Let us know in the comments. #neverisnow

I’m everywhere. Come see me. Tickets at link in bio. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy Photo: @jenvesp.bsky.social

Please send your recommendations for what to do with these hooks and my tile before the vein in my head pops. Also, come see me March 21 at the @borschtbeltmuseum in Ellenville, NY. Tickets at the link in my bio! #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

We always find each other. #lgbtq #crowdwork #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

Alllll byyyyyy myselllllllf…Sound off in the comments on what else you’d love to yell at other subway passengers. #comedy #commuting #nycsubway #ericcarmen

New York City! I’ll be at City Winery next week, and there finally won’t be snow you have to shlep out in! Get your tickets at the link in my bio!

Come talk with Elysa about current events next weekend in Beverly, MA at @offcabot! Tickets at the link in my bio. #standup #funny #comedy #standupcomedy #olympics

You know you’ve made it when you become a slur.

Come on out, Cincinnati! Tickets at the link in my bio.

My impersonation of all the celebrities posting really helpful calls to action. #satire #comedy

Tickets at link in bio. Come on out, Cincinnati!!

Come see me everywhere. Link for tickets in my bio.

More behind the scenes footage from my glamorous life on the road.

Tickets are selling FAST for my shows at the Boca Black Box this Thursday, so if you haven’t gotten yours yet, click the link in my bio.

I can’t believe I ever did it without her. If you want to meet Elysa she will be parking cars at my show this Thursday at the Boca Black Box. The 8pm show is nearly sold out, and the 6pm is selling fast, but don’t worry Elysa’s got it all under control.

@hiltonhotels.bsky.social ?? It’s not 1957! #lgbt

My audition for the @Syracuse University @Otto Tunes didn’t go exactly as planned.

Get tickets to see me in Boca at the link in my bio!

Proud of myself! And I forgot to mention I went into the ocean not once but TWICE. ALL THE WAY IN.

New year, new dates! Get tickets at the link in my bio.

Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, the @manischewitz.bsky.social truck came to my show!!!

Not my year in pictures. @nytimes.com

It’s that time of year again! Join me at the @nycomedyclub on Christmas Eve for my annual show A Very Jewdy Christmas! Tickets for the 7:30pm and 9:45pm shows available at the link in my bio.

Good morning. ☕️ George & Judy are back, chez Fairway Cafe (or 74th St. Cafe, as it’s called now). @jewdygold.bsky.social

Causing trouble with @jewdygold.bsky.social…

I love the UWS.

Do you think my downstairs neighbor should knock on her pelvic ceiling when she hears me running across my pelvic floor?

I’m excited for December’s big fashion event: Luigi in civilian clothing for his trial. They should book me to do trial commentary the way Snoop Dogg does for the Olympics.

Another clip from my interview with @mazal_tazazo, a survivor of the 10/7 Nova Festival massacre. Link to the full 7 minute interview in my bio. #bringthemhome🎗️ #israel #nova

I had the privilege of meeting Mazal when I was in Israel on a Pride mission, organized by Sarah Milgrim, who was murdered in DC. This is one survivor’s story. Please find it in your heart to listen and understand that we are all human beings who just want peace. Full interview on my YouTube.

When they come for the comedians, we’re all in trouble. #jimmykimmel #stevencolbert

No I’m really getting up. In a second.

Where the hell am I? I’m everywhere. Get your tickets to all my upcoming shows at the link in my bio. #comedy #standup #nyc #ptown #boston #funny

Oh, what a night! Raising $$ for @sandyhookpromise.bsky.social with Megan Mullally.

Stay tuned for more behind the scenes glimpses of my glamorous Hollywood life.

I have nothing but respect for national treasure Nancy Kerrigan. These are JOKES. I can’t help that trends emerge over time.

Look who I ran into at choir practice. @joshgroban.bsky.social