Not my year in pictures. @nytimes.com

It’s that time of year again! Join me at the @nycomedyclub on Christmas Eve for my annual show A Very Jewdy Christmas! Tickets for the 7:30pm and 9:45pm shows available at the link in my bio.

Good morning. ☕️ George & Judy are back, chez Fairway Cafe (or 74th St. Cafe, as it’s called now). @jewdygold.bsky.social

Causing trouble with @jewdygold.bsky.social…

I love the UWS.

Do you think my downstairs neighbor should knock on her pelvic ceiling when she hears me running across my pelvic floor?

I’m excited for December’s big fashion event: Luigi in civilian clothing for his trial. They should book me to do trial commentary the way Snoop Dogg does for the Olympics.

Another clip from my interview with @mazal_tazazo, a survivor of the 10/7 Nova Festival massacre. Link to the full 7 minute interview in my bio. #bringthemhome🎗️ #israel #nova

I had the privilege of meeting Mazal when I was in Israel on a Pride mission, organized by Sarah Milgrim, who was murdered in DC. This is one survivor’s story. Please find it in your heart to listen and understand that we are all human beings who just want peace. Full interview on my YouTube.

When they come for the comedians, we’re all in trouble. #jimmykimmel #stevencolbert

No I’m really getting up. In a second.

Where the hell am I? I’m everywhere. Get your tickets to all my upcoming shows at the link in my bio. #comedy #standup #nyc #ptown #boston #funny

Oh, what a night! Raising $$ for @sandyhookpromise.bsky.social with Megan Mullally.

Stay tuned for more behind the scenes glimpses of my glamorous Hollywood life.

I have nothing but respect for national treasure Nancy Kerrigan. These are JOKES. I can’t help that trends emerge over time.

Look who I ran into at choir practice. @joshgroban.bsky.social

I was despondent.

Oh my god, it’s amazing; this clip is 33 years old, but I look exactly the same. #itsjudysshow #comic #comedy #standup #90sstyle #90saesthetic

That’s showbiz, baby.

See me tonight at 7pm at the @pocafecabaret in #Ptown, which will be my last show for a while. Tickets at the link in my bio.

I’m actually All Worries™

Come see me all summer long at the @pocafecabaret in #Ptown! #provincetown #lgbt #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #crowdwork

#Dar and her star girlfriend on their big Jewy post-tennis snack. Did you guess right?!

What Jewy snack did #Dar and I have after tennis today? Sound off in the comments! And stay tuned for the reveal!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!

Come see me all summer long in Ptown!

Come see me three nights a week in Provincetown! Tickets at the link in my bio.

A lot of people don’t know that I was a music major in college, and so my shows can get musical without warning. Leave your song requests in the comments.

And with that, we put another #pride month to bed! #lgbt #lgbtq #oldgays @georgehahn.com

I’m more partial to the Voter Coaster, but it all makes me nauseous. #trump #vote

How much did this trip to the hardware store cost? Closest without going over gets to help us unclog the toilet.

For #pride @georgehahn.com and I discuss coming out as #lgbt and whether or not football players are protected enough.

What stuffed animals are we all grilling this weekend?

We don’t exactly have the same taste in men, but @georgehahn.com and I do agree on what’s sexy.

The show must go on! Tonight in Provincetown at the @pocafecabaret at 7pm. Tickets at the link in my bio!

My #Provincetown residency at the @pocafecabaret begins tomorrow night! Get your 🎟🎟 at the link in my bio. #standup #comedy #funny #ptown #lgbt

My brother and sister surprised me this morning!! Family is everything!!

I may be stuck in a war zone, but at least I have my priorities straight.

I’m having an original take on the shelters!

Thank you everyone for checking in. I’m in and out of the shelter and I’m scared, but safe.

Happy Pride and Shabbat Shalom from Israel.

Making the Nashville tourists feel welcomed in NYC.

Sound off in the comments: Does Judy’s assistant have the correct amount of attitude for the job? #nyc #comedy #funny #working @georgehahn.com #lgbt #pride #lgbtq

Would you be my regular, and What life advice would you come to me for? #funny #comedy #oldgays #lgbt #pride #alcohol @georgehahn.com

Polite lunch conversation about servers and drink orders. #lgbt #pride #oldgays #nyc #martini #comedy @georgehahn.com

Happy Pride! There’s affogatos everywhere.

Tonight’s the night, New Jersey! Get your tickets at the link in my bio!

I’ll be winning the Nobel prize for comedy on Thursday, June 5, 7:30pm at @belltheateratbellworks in Holmdel, NJ! Tickets at the link in my bio!

Tonight!! 9:30pm at the Laurie Beechman Theater! Get your tickets at the link in my bio!