Let me know in the comments what size car you’re taking to the Brooklyn Improv tonight to my show. Tickets at the link in my bio. #brooklyn #comedy #mothersday #standup

Come see me in #Charlotte tonight! And I guess leave your row and seat number in the comments. See you soon at the @carolinatheatreclt! #comedy #standup #northcarolina #comic

Get your tickets at the link in my bio, #charlotte! This Thursday at the @carolinatheatreclt! Bring your mom for #mothersday - especially if her name is Charlotte. #standup #comedy

Come see me in #charlotte at the @carolinatheatreclt or in #brooklyn at the @brooklynimprov this week! Tickets at the link in my bio. #standup #comedy #mothersday

May 7, #Charlotte North Carolina, I’m coming for you! And don’t tell me I’m too loud, this is the correct level of Shabbat Shalominess for a Saturday morning, okay? Tickets at the link in my bio, #northcarolina!

Life on the road is usually NOT glamorous; but today is one of the rare exceptions!!! #bts #behindthescenes #standup #roadlife #toronto

When the come for the comedians we’re all in trouble. And we’re in BIG trouble. #kimmel #freespeech #comedy @jimmykimmel @jimmykimmellive

Did I miss my calling?! #comedy #jewish #uws #foodtruck #fastfood

Happy #Lesbian Visibility Day to my sole-mate. #dar #lgbtq🌈 #wlw #fish

Customer service, or bribery? What would you consider free ruggelachchchchch to be? #comedy #foodtruck #customerservice #uws #jewish @manischewitz.bsky.social

Ok, settle a debate in the comments; do you call it a: Frankfurter, Weiner, Hot Dog, or Meat Whistle? #foodtruck #comedy #funny #jewish #uws

This Spring and Summer I’m everywhere from #Toronto to #Ptown to my gastroenterologist’s office. Get your tickets at the link in my bio. If there’s no link for the show you want, check back later. Sometimes it takes them a minute to get the details together! #comedy #standup #funny

Will this bit actually work Thursday, May 7 at the Carolina Theater in Charlotte, NC? Only one way to find out. Tickets at the link in my bio! #charlotte #northcarolina #comedy #standup

Tomorrow, April 21st from 1-3pm I’ll be living every Jew’s dream and working on the @manischewitz.bsky.social truck slinging knishes and egg rolls to support the @lawfareproject! Come buy a hot dog from me on Amsterdam Avenue near 73rd and 74th streets. #jewish #nyc #comedy #funny #uws

The best part of waking up, is too many paper cups. Get your tickets at the link in my bio, Appleton! #caffiene #coffee #keurig #comedy #standup

This is where we are now; not even a teensy bit of shame. Seriously you can’t even fake it?!? You’re on the Upper West Side, pretend antisemitism disgusts you. #crowdwork #jewish #antisemitism #comedy #standup

One a Jewish mother, always a Jewish mother. #crowdwork #comedy #standup #nyc #mta

Shiva for golf widows will be held all this week. Bring ruggelach. No green jackets. @themasters

It’s come to this: Antisemites aren’t even ashamed anymore, even on the Upper West Side. I am so grateful to class act @jlynnpic and the rest of the staff at @nycomedyclub for acting so quickly and doing the right thing. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #jewish #nyc

Appleton, Wisconsin I’ll be seeing you soon! Get your tickets to my shows at @skylinecomedy at the link in my bio! #funny #comedy #standup #comic #standupcomedy

Read the full article by @zinomanj in the @nytimes or at the link in my bio. And keep coming out to support live comedy; audience members are absolutely crucial to the creative process!

Someone help me and @farbstein with our wardrobe problems so that we can do next year’s @adl_national #NeverisNow summit in style. #fashion #funny #comedy #jewish

The @adl_national #NeverisNow summit helped raise awareness for #antisemitism. Now we need a summit to help raise awareness of our own surroundings. #comedy #jewish #funny

Let me know in the comments what your bagel order is. Opinions about my bib will be ignored - unless they’re really funny. #dar #pumpernickel #bagel #funny #comedy

I asked the truly hard-hitting questions at this year’s @adl_national #NeverIsNow conference. @jackiehoffman16 @ariaxelrod and @benjirosenzweig were all fearless in sharing their controversial opinions. Add your thoughts in the comments.

Should Jackie Hoffman and I be the official correspondents for all Jewish conferences? Let us know in the comments. #neverisnow

I’m everywhere. Come see me. Tickets at link in bio. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy Photo: @jenvesp.bsky.social

Please send your recommendations for what to do with these hooks and my tile before the vein in my head pops. Also, come see me March 21 at the @borschtbeltmuseum in Ellenville, NY. Tickets at the link in my bio! #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

We always find each other. #lgbtq #crowdwork #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

Alllll byyyyyy myselllllllf…Sound off in the comments on what else you’d love to yell at other subway passengers. #comedy #commuting #nycsubway #ericcarmen

New York City! I’ll be at City Winery next week, and there finally won’t be snow you have to shlep out in! Get your tickets at the link in my bio!

Come talk with Elysa about current events next weekend in Beverly, MA at @offcabot! Tickets at the link in my bio. #standup #funny #comedy #standupcomedy #olympics

You know you’ve made it when you become a slur.

Come on out, Cincinnati! Tickets at the link in my bio.

My impersonation of all the celebrities posting really helpful calls to action. #satire #comedy

Tickets at link in bio. Come on out, Cincinnati!!

Come see me everywhere. Link for tickets in my bio.

More behind the scenes footage from my glamorous life on the road.

Tickets are selling FAST for my shows at the Boca Black Box this Thursday, so if you haven’t gotten yours yet, click the link in my bio.

I can’t believe I ever did it without her. If you want to meet Elysa she will be parking cars at my show this Thursday at the Boca Black Box. The 8pm show is nearly sold out, and the 6pm is selling fast, but don’t worry Elysa’s got it all under control.

@hiltonhotels.bsky.social ?? It’s not 1957! #lgbt

My audition for the @Syracuse University @Otto Tunes didn’t go exactly as planned.

Get tickets to see me in Boca at the link in my bio!

Proud of myself! And I forgot to mention I went into the ocean not once but TWICE. ALL THE WAY IN.

New year, new dates! Get tickets at the link in my bio.

Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, the @manischewitz.bsky.social truck came to my show!!!

Not my year in pictures. @nytimes.com

It’s that time of year again! Join me at the @nycomedyclub on Christmas Eve for my annual show A Very Jewdy Christmas! Tickets for the 7:30pm and 9:45pm shows available at the link in my bio.

Good morning. ☕️ George & Judy are back, chez Fairway Cafe (or 74th St. Cafe, as it’s called now). @jewdygold.bsky.social

Causing trouble with @jewdygold.bsky.social…