I NEVER want to hear ANYONE ever complaining about the deficit and spending when the President, his family and his cabal of corruption ARE DRAINING OUR TREASURY TO LINE THEIR OWN POCKETS TO THE TUNE OF BILLIONS OF AMERICAN TAXPAYER DOLLARS AND NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve been called a deadbeat dad, or lectured by the social media trolls & bigots about how all Black men abandon their families. The truth is, I’ve been married to the same queen for nearly 30 years, and together we raised two brilliant children.

Republicans are a cancer on American ingenuity

“It definitely feels like I’m on the island alone, for sure, and that’s why I continue to talk about this case and explain that it’s bigger than just LaMonica McIver.”

Promises made, promises kept

I made tortillas from scratch just so I could put refried beans on them.

Water this dirty should never be treated like a secret. Texans have the right to speak up when something looks wrong in their community without fearing intimidation or arrest. We need clean water, transparency, and leaders willing to stand with people over the Greedy Few.

A gentle reminder

Got bored and made 100+ tiny pancakes

Now you know 😏

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Librarians literally saved my life

100 years from now we’ll still be cleaning up from Trump.

Trump's bluish reflection pool in DC now? Yeah, it's what it always was with him, his life and all he ever touched: Just a silly paintover; nothing substantive. All just optics. And even that he can't do right anymore (or ever).

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The best party of the year. That's Mexico. Voices From Both Sides. Trump wants a wall through this ancient crossing. Does this look like a crisis? No. It's a cooperative culture of Mexicans and Texans.

😂 One hell of a test

Never forget Trump started this fight. Based on a lie. “I got the highest vote in the history of Texas … We are entitled to five more seats.” Trump Democrats need to start breaking some rules around here and fight back.

Accurate.

Have a wedding tomorrow go to tonight, my wife's best friend, but first time for a movie! Already worked out, and now eating some Arby's. The randomly selected movie is... Manhunter, 1986

#captainamerica #punchanazi #marvel

Everybody stay calm, the top virologists, medical research scientists, clinical researchers and clinical pharmacologists on Twitter have been working around the clock for two minutes and already discovered that Ivermectin cures the hantavirus.

Of course the Browns would be linked to a QB with a gambling problem. 🤷‍♂️

29 years ago... THE FIFTH ELEMENT

Every now and then I remember Tim Walz’s “they’re weird” campaign and how close the dems were to actually shifting the way people perceive the right in a very real way and then they just…stopped

There is zero reason for Data Centers to be using up resources. They are perfectly able to integrate solar panels to provide the electric they need and there are water cooling systems that use 70% less water called closed-loop systems or recirculating cooling towers. Don't believe the lies.

I don't think anyone who has never missed a meal due to their inability to pay for food should be in charge of our Snap benefits program. Cutting people off Snap benefits and Medicaid will end up with dead bodies. #USDemocracy

Great job everyone: “In four host cities—Boston, Philadelphia, San Francisco and Seattle—nearly 80% of hoteliers say bookings are behind a typical summer”

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "are all of those kids yours?" He replies, " no. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

I hate when restaurants make you take your shoes and belt off before coming in.

Wanted: Someone to brush their teeth with me because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won't help tooth decay. No weirdos please.

Exclusive sneak peek at the newly rebooted THE APPRENTICE starring Don Jr. youtu.be/yVOmQbfRMTE

I’m thinking of opening a fitness center for Star Trek fans. I’d call it “He’s dead Gym.”

Absolute truth from Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist Mike Luckovich. We warned you. You did it anyway. At that one moment, all you had to do was check the right box for a thriving, peaceful and successful life. And now every decent American is under complete, life-threatening assault.

This is happening in the middle of Tel Aviv 👏🏼👏🏼👇🏼💙

The attack on Iran killed an entire building full of school children on day one. We've been executing sailors and claiming they were terrorists with no evidence and everyone just moves on. Spare me the "turn down the rhetoric" garbage

NO SHIT,SHERLOCK.......

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Last night 🤣😭

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of Stare were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

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Lucille Ball--actress, comedian, producer & film-studio executiver--died #OTD in 1989. In 1962, she bought out Desi Arnaz's interest in Desilu Productions & became the 1st woman to own & run a major TV studio. Desilu produced many popular TV series including Mission: Impossible & #StarTrek. #legend

About last night’s scrambling from gun fire at White House reporters dinner .. Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) makes a critical point on CNN: “This is happening in schools across the country.. the kids have no resources to process their trauma”

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.