SMILE! :D

*reads CNN for investigation updates*

everyday i’m thankful for this app and the community we’ve gained together

Jealous of the folk on here who are horny like every day- like how do y’all do that??

MY BABY’S MOVING (somewhat significantly) CLOSER TO MEEEEE

Thigh Time ™️

Gmorning Bloomfies, forgot to post this when I was actually in the office, how dare I

The one thing I’m missing about Instagram rn is being able to post whatever song’s got me cryin’ on my stories

don’t skip! post you in another country x visited Iceland in June of last year- so fucking beautiful 😍

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

Work is boring today, who wants to hide out in a stall with me?

AND ARCA ON THE PRODUCTION ROSTER???? I’m so fucking ready

We are so back

I am sat and ready

filling the nile with champagne because there isn’t any water left

The gay // his pop (R&B) diva

I think it’s a fairly good hog day, a little edge never hurt nobody

Sanders: The Wall Street Journal reported recently that Jeff Bezos wants to raise $100 billion to automate factories in America and around the world. It means there will no longer be manufacturing jobs in the United States.

Gorgeous Hole Award goes to this guy, I mean come on

I need a tall glass of this rn

NEVERMIND, I DO HAVE IT

Anyone have that meme video from 2021 where Megan Thee Stallion’s choreo matched up perfectly with Adele’s Water Under The Bridge? Please, I beg.

Gmorning

Services don’t “lose” money. By definition they exist to serve a unique and universal function for almost every citizen. Conceptualizing services as entities for profit is ancient conservative brainwashing that began as a bad faith response to the New Deal.

quote this post with your hairy chest pics, pls and thanku x

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Guys, it’s time for me to ask the question what is Mogging? Is it the opposite of Maxxing??

ok here’s the thing- nothing will ever hit the way this song hits. there will never be another song like this. thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Good morning from me and Phaedra Parks ☀️

I’ve never had this happen before but I needed to share I got my shorts stuck on my ass trying to pull them DOWN today

Queer representation at a straight friend’s birthday happy hour

FLETCHER is one of my absolute fav artists and I honestly think it’s so unfair she never blew up the way other queer pop girls have in the past few years

Everyone on my feed is sharing their chest day pump but none of them are putting them titties in my mouth 😡

standard christian to gay pipeline

🚨 BOYS 🚨: I need new cute shorts this summer. Some sporty / slutty going out shorts and some that I can wear out to nicer places in public. Short and affordable are both musts. Where am I looking this year?? Need recommendations!!

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

All of these thigh chain posts have got me feeling like I’ve got some toothpicks for legs, damn 😅 anybody in PIT got a good leg routine to share?

Today’s work soundtrack

I hate being a brave hardworking boy I was meant to LOUNGE in the SUN and drink BUBBLY THINGS

THATS WHAT IM SAYINNNN

Bumping this because I like the way my tits look here

Sunday morning lighting was too good to pass up 🌞

If you think this is a bit, it unfortunately is how I live my life every day

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

Opening Bsky like

hello from sunny softie land

Who wants to do Flowers, Camping and Fives (presumably high and low)? This reading hits particularly well today.

Who was your first porn crush? Leo Giamani will always hold a special place in my heart