Not now kids, dad’s got a meeting he really doesn’t wanna attend in 5

Had a coworker say “damn I hope I look like you when I’m 30” and now I’m blushing 🥹

Possibly TMI but I lost a nipple piercing Saturday night into Sunday somehow in my sleep and woke up panicking. Shoved an earring through the hole so it wouldn’t close and raced to my piercer- she had to re-stretch it out with a metal rod and reinstall a new piercing and whew LORD I am sore today 😫

Gotta keep the side gig interesting

Wait nevermind I’m actually going to kill myself entirely

If yall aren’t watching Palm Royale, I need you to get on that. If you aren’t watching Palm, I need to talk about it with somebody because oh my god I just finished S2 and I need more

One of my favorite videos to grace this app

Hey bsky 💜 it’s #fcf now 💜

AOC: “That’s one reason he must be removed from office - if the Epstein files have such a hold on Trump & this admin that they are willing to plunge us & risk world war in order to save themselves politically - that is the definition of someone who cant make objective decisions for the American ppl”

Hey bsky 💜 it’s rainy and gross out today.

It’s been a minute since I’ve been in my NIN bag but it always comes back around eventually

I really spend the day answering emails in a courteous and professional manner and run meetings with a dozen participants about million dollar orders and then go sit at my desk and listen to the most insane shit don’t I

good morning Monday morning

Best Saturday afternoon Ive had in a very long time. Apartment is clean as a whistle, I’m well-fed, I finished a really good book, and now I get to just soak up the sun 🥰

If you watch one single clip this week, let it be this one. And watch the whole thing. This isn't a game. This isn't about politics. This is about how corruption is destroying millions of American lives.

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely touched that advice you’ve given others.

🌞

Mental check-in...meme only

Can’t choose, have em both 🖤

Damn, and I thought I had a lot…

Correct

Hey that’s mine!

Repost if you want a huff of some post-gym nuts 😏

my friends are so hot

I like this angle slightly better so I’m posting again! Whoops.

After pic if you care!

Bout to trim the Depression Bush ™️ for the first time in like at least six months

Happy Valentine’s Day, someone come kiss my butt please

Decided to get naked and enjoy the sun a little instead of working

Happy Valentine’s Day, someone come kiss my butt please

Decided to get naked and enjoy the sun a little instead of working

Raspberry lemon Kodiak cakes are fuckin top tier, man

Is this actually pretty or am I just drunk

I made these last year (?) and will continue to post them every year

Damn this app is good at distracting 😅

Seeking distractions

Steel toe Tims are Valentino heels for straight men, tell me I’m wrong

Text your bestie like this @itghey.bsky.social

If you see this, quote a pic of your #bush

Mornin’, folks!

Oldest Selfie on your Phone - late 2015? Using a friend’s old iPhone 4 because my Samsung kicked the bucket before I had an upgrade lol

Bloomfie said this looked hot and I have to agree

Body type I want pt.II

See this? This is the body type I want.

First bath since getting the girls pierced deserve a commemorative photo

Someone in my office smells really good right now and it’s not me (I put on the wrong cologne this morning)

It’s Hump Day and I need to be humped 🩷💜

It’s Hump Day and I need to be humped 🩷💜