First bath since getting the girls pierced deserve a commemorative photo

Someone in my office smells really good right now and it’s not me (I put on the wrong cologne this morning)

It’s Hump Day and I need to be humped 🩷💜

It’s Hump Day and I need to be humped 🩷💜

Y’all I might be a little bisexual

If you’re text convos with your bestie aren’t like this, idk if we can be friends @itghey.bsky.social

One of my toxic traits is the fact that whenever I watch bisexual porn or straight porn and enjoy it I suddenly think I’m bisexual and begin telling my friends that I think I’m bisexual

Forgot my headphones at home again today so instead to pass the time I’m gonna liveskeet whatever pops into my head as I sit in my cube today

Actually really truly deeply upset that Spotify did not notify me of this album drop

Kicked and caught some balls, and won the kickball championship!! 🏆🥇

Kickball Champyinz!

Know your place. #TheGoonersHandbook

Final day of Jocktober deserves a jock video

Are we liking the office attire today?

Jocktober is ending soon, but I can’t not join in on some of the fun 😏

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Became a home sauna user and whew lord—

Anyone want a pair of gorgeous lined Bike shorts that have never been worn? They’re an XS, I ordered the wrong size probably almost 2 years ago. Size runs small, be warned. Moderate amount of stretch. Willing to part if you’re willing to throw a couple $$$ this way for shipping!

Happy Monday! Forgot my headphones at home, anyone got anything to end it all that I can borrow?

Wait, there it is. Is softie Sunday still a thing?

Kickball game persisted through heavy rain and cold winds My dick is somewhere inside my body

Thanks to @papaprandabear.bsky.social I’ve been bopping to this on repeat all morning

Y’all are so pretty I can’t.

Second post can be holesome, as a treat

First post can be wholesome. Hey girls gays and theys! Good to be back on the bsky 🥰