Lowkey wanna swap out the barbells in my nipples for some bars with spikes at either end 🤭

Peak male from right here ⬇️

Monday….

Holy fuck I just did an intense lower body stretch yoga practice after a hard workout yesterday- I haven’t done yoga in probably at least a year, maybe more, and goddammit did I miss it, I could cry it was so good

First day below 70 in what feels like forever

it’s a good day to lay and do Absolutely Nothing

Now BMW is in their Ugly Design Bag™️ across the board right now and almost no new model of theirs currently looks good but I think the ugliest right now actually has to go to the X2 😬 ungainly proportions, the front looks like a villain from Spyro

Any girlies in the chat use red light masks? Recommendations?

Fresh Faggoty Ink straight from the bakery✨ 🌈

Being kind doesn’t mean being naive. It means refusing to let a harsh world take away your humanity.

Explain this to a child from 1934

Ok I muted that post about the Cheeto woman because I kept getting annoyed by the screenshot. All deeper messages aside about why it’s stupid, I really hate these videos where “influencers” do these “Did you KNOW” style topics where they have giant crazy eyes like they just discovered radium.

First day below 70 in what feels like forever

Fresh Faggoty Ink straight from the bakery✨ 🌈

Tattoo fill-in day!!

I BLAME IT ON YOUR LOVE EVERYTIME I FUCK IT UP I BLAME IT ON YOUR——-

Pass it along - please let us see your pfp in its full sized glory. PFP plus sister photo included

Sent this to my tattoo artist to prove I’m taking care of his work

My backyard neighbors get quite the view

Sent this to my tattoo artist to prove I’m taking care of his work

I love my little faggots and my little faggot family

Not me getting an ass tattoo at a local Pride event

Tiddy + Arm Day

In the rash of pop releases this week, this genuinely takes the cake for me. This matches the vibe of my entire soul more than anything I’ve heard this year, Miss Too-Vay-Loo

Tiddy + Arm Day

This camera angle will never not make me nut

A NATIONAL HOLIDAY HAS BEEN GRANTED

Them Android flip phones from Samsung and Motorola lookin’ realllll good right about now….

Holy fuck the iOS autocorrect has gotten more terrible with every update. It’s just adding random words to sentences when I send things whether or not I wanted them in there, sometimes I don’t even have time to delete it, it literally adds them AS I’m hitting the send button. Extremely frustrating.

Revisiting this album again - every time I do, I feel like I have a little more clarity in my life, and that’s a very good feeling 💜

I’m just glad to know what he would look like bouncing on it

wow that's a lot of group chats i've already been invited to. if you haven't yet been invited to any group chats i bet it's because everyone secretly hates you

Did yall know it’s hot out

Watched a few clips and legit can’t sleep now it looks so good

Sitting on the bidet and chugging ice water simultaneously in hopes that it cools down my body from both ends

Did yall know it’s hot out

Not being able to sleep on my right side is killing me y’all this new piercing is INCONVENIENTTTTT

Header!

Who’s coming over to snuggle and eat popcorn and watch the Confessions II Film tn

I love seeing all my little gay nerd boys discussing Nintendo Direct, can’t wait to cuddle with y’all and receive a cliff’s notes of what’s happening

back in office today

Feeling extra submissive and breedable rn 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Monday post-Pride

Also also also I got my Rook today 🥰

Parade Day Done ✅ Now to shower this weekend off my sweaty sweaty body

Parade Day! 🏳️‍🌈

Pride Day 3

Not gonna lie the amount of times I’ve had my nipples tweaked without consent this weekend is actually kind of insane