I would love to know Samuel L. Jackson's thoughts on Teach Me A Lesson.

PSA because I see this mistake a lot. If person A quote posts person B, and then person B blocks person A (or vice versa), it will then say "Blocked" for every single other person on Bluesky. It DOES NOT necessarily mean that the person being quoted has blocked you, or that you block them.

So trying to joke about needing a nurse to make a copy of a restraining order does NOT get laughs in the lobby from the people watching your conversation so you can just skip that if it ever comes up and I'm gonna go look busy in a different corner

RESULT: Darializa Avila Chevalier, a challenger backed by New York's left, has ousted Rep. Adriano Espaillat. An earthquake result, which means all 3 congressional candidates backed by Mamdani have won: Chevalier, Brad Lander, and Claire Valdez.

may tomorrow morning's iced coffee fucking fix something in me

"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool

Read this on Instagram: "Somebody said that The World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins they never see because the parents hate each other." Accurate 😂😂😂

Algae are prolific producers of oxygen (and consumers of carbon dioxide), en masse producing a huge proportion of the oxygen we breathe, which means that the greening of the Reflecting Pool might be the most pro-climate thing Trump has ever done.

They need to make cigarettes that are good for you. We need science to intervene

Thoroughly convinced 2 of my 3 fittonias dislike me and jokes on them I hate me too

I am not the one who came up with this but I am enamored by the idea of a Muppet Pride & Prejudice where only Darcy is human

Can Scotland and Boston have summer camp every year?

c r y i n g 1. www.instagram.com/p/DZJssMXjp1... 2. www.instagram.com/reel/DZxmL_V...

So I drank the algae from the Reflecting Pool and now I can hear the color strawberry

Saw a Gregory's Coffee and blurted "Oh thank God. A real establishment," like the elitist piece of shit I am. (I was in line at a place until I saw the croissant sandwich was $16.95 and nah)

A thread I'm transferring over, answering a question asking me how I was doing after a few years medicated for ADHD - how my comorbid conditions (depression, anxiety) were doing, how the medication was working. I answered there, but here it is again: My depression is functionally gone.

Are doodles and bladder control issues a thing or is it just the doodles in my life?

No YOU'RE hyperventilating!

I have slept thru the night for MONTHS. Waking up restless? Not an issue. I woke up 30ish minutes ago alert AF. Finally gave up and grabbed my phone. My soul was correct in waking me up for Knicks in Five.

I have never watched a basketball game in my life but I would just like to add my two cents that god is real and she loves new york

NO ONE TOLD ME ANDREW RANNELLS IS IN DELI BOYS S2

Shouting the correct pronunciation of Gachiakuta once my welding helmet is on is absolutely a fundamental part of my welding training.

Lately I am so fucking tired of trying.

"I have sweet Italian cream for the coffee." "Is it Coffee Mate?" "No it's nestle." "...babe it's Nestlé."

we have started DTF St. Louis and it looks like Jason Bateman's character consumed John Mulaney? Maybe not quite like a Kirby thing but it's a look yeah.

Just over a decade ago, Tegan and Sara asked a few of their artist friends to each create a poster for one of the songs on their album Heartthrob. I chose Love The Say for mine, as it's one of my favourites.

Kevin the cat in Astoria, wowie. I'd like a Season 2.

The college grads in open revolt against pro-AI speakers is a reminder that this isn’t about a failure to adopt technology. These students are the first generation to have had language models throughout their college experience. No one wants it. They want an education, not a four year sales pitch.

We recently did our yearly restock with McNulty's and I went off our usual list plus new stuff without really checking our inventory. My at-home frappes are out this summer. It's gonna be a tea summer oops. McNulty's Tea and Coffee Shop in Greenwich Village has an online shop btw, we love em 😊

Hey so if you're in the USA, the FCC is floating the idea of making shows put a warning up if they include or discuss trans people and trans lives. A short paragraph saying this is messed up would help a lot! You gpt less than a week. Submit your comment by May 22: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

Seems like a lot of people are going on how you HAVE to be educated specifically in how to insult people. I'd say that's a waste of your time and money. I would avoid the diss course.

when your Costco consistently has the Fallout sodas so you are now the supplier in your besties group

Every single show in this 25-year-old promo has either been recently revived or never stopped airing

Dan Dare: First Contact scribbly pencils... Kickstarter still taking late pledges www.kickstarter.com/projects/798...

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

Dog-sitting for our friends. I am waaaaaay more nervous of the rottie-pittie nephew loving me with jumps and body slams post-paintball day than getting hit by the paintballs themselves. Not my best scheduling 🥲

Shout out to the nice Christian lady who sold me this needlepoint

there's no crying in baseball but what about the day after paintball

Random Physical Sports Things That Destroyed Me: dragon boat racing paintball Spin Physical: Asia *emotionally ultimate frisbee club the last hike I went on at Thacher

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry (R) defended his decision to suspend his state’s ongoing primary election to redraw the congressional maps, even after 45,000 ballots had already been cast, saying that discarding those votes was “not a big” deal. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

When Republicans can't win, they change the rules of the game. Gov. Kemp is calling us in for a special session so Republicans can redraw the lines and eliminate Black representatives and all of the gains we've made since the Civil Rights Movement.

The dumbest, worst, most annoying person has already done the thing you want to do and someone probably loved it. So you might as well just make the thing

what if: Gary and His Demons live action starring Stanley Tucci

We’re deeply grateful to all of the Tennessee Indivisibles and everyone else across the state who showed up in defense of democracy. We the People — especially Black and Brown Americans — have opposed tyranny in the past. The road may be longer than we hoped, but we will win. Again.

It was good. #spammusubi #mozzarellastick

Are hipsters still a thing?

It finally happened: when watching Reels on Tom's Instagram a welding one came up and he said, "This is Tig." and I finally got to show him a search on my phone and say, "No this is Tig."

Dear me, The hangover tomorrow was worth it. Sincerely, night me

the stagehand dynamic over here: Tom -> seasoned veteran who keeps getting his hourly rate approved so fuck it Lee -> the green stagehand who finds it all new and exciting Maria -> you'll have to fucking kill me if you want me on your call

I'm stoned and assembling a cordless toilet plunger.