God damn my friends are spoiling me today. Frankie got me flowers (and two Publix key lime pies,) and Zen ordered my new PC. 👀🎂 Hell yeah. Love you guys.

penis for your thoughts?

🎧 i love just sitting in call while zen works so he can watch us stream some games while he makes us money for more games

in the arms of an angel 3 color #riso print [ #oc ]

Just killed God, feeling good

Introducing my poker loving dad to cocaine

🔮 FUCK YEAH

KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.” YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!” KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”

It's gonna be really hard for anti-vivziepop Homestuck fans if Karkat ever gets voice lines

Come chill with me :3

TAILS. TAILS. TAILS. TAILS. TAILS. HEADS. TAILS. Unfair Flips is OUT NOW! Flip the world's worst coin over and over as you try to get ten heads in a row!! store.steampowered.com/app/3925760/...

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE PILOT IS OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE!

chaotic good: squirt isnt piss lawful good: squirt is piss but its more sanitary lawful evil: squirt isnt piss because its a different substance chaotic evil: squirt is piss and thats good

double date w the polycule playing stardew valley n listening to love songs crying n talking about how much we love our partners 🥺💖

You've been wrong since the beginning. #offgame #vadereloha

Pbtbtbtbttptptbrbrrprpbtbtbtbtbtbp Pbbbbbt.

My fuckin' tooth infection hoirts Swollen face and jaw hurtsies

Love the wall of dirkjohn on my feed if you see this dirk ur a gay

🎭 sometimes monogamy culture can blind you to what you and your lover truly desire. sometimes your partner wants you to preside as king over a stridercest anime harem

Another warm up scribble I have to contain myself on or it'll stop being a warm up. The horsie's name is Aurthour II [ #Art | #Homestuck | #EquiusZahhak | #CrisisofFaithAU ]

not giving context.

If anyone in our server was going to send a video of them using a piece of dry spaghetti to light a bowl because they couldn't find their lighter, it would be Gamzee.

dirkjohn request from tumblr #homestuck #dirkjohn #dirkstrider #johnegbert

the prince class!! #homestuck

Twilight is so BPD coded I'm seeing my toxic former relationship in the script. Good thing cringe is dead, or I would be.

im not actually plural this was just a social experiment

🎧 okay so first we had a double date with the polycule (ily3) then we watched twilight with mel and that was cool then we went grocery shopping and made homemade pasta and laughed so hard we almost ruined the pasta dough and then we ate too much pasta its been a good day today happy september

Twilight gave me BPD.

Double date today. Time for Stardew Valley.

Well well well if it isn't my scheming eunuchs

"Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah"

Went to go take a walk and it was once again raining. Summer is obnoxious.

Cramping painfully. Curling up ....

thank you tumblr user tumbl-rurk

DirkJohn Dohn Jirk Now you've dohn and jirked it

i put way too much effort into this :,) #homestuck #eridirk #dirkstrider #eridanampora

Just got smooched so good all my brain cells are now retired

🎶In the land of twilight under the moon we dance for the idiots 🎶

Jerry smith introject

If the motorcycle swerving in and out of traffic could behave for Daddy so Daddy can merge that would be great

Bad poetry because I'm not a fucking poet I'm just a pissed off bitch

I want to say goodbye Let you go your own way Let your memory fade Let this story end But I hear you in my music I see you in the sky I feel your words bubble in my mouth I catch them in my hands as they pour It's not fair to me You fucking prick Who do you think you are Leaving me alone in here

debating dragon age plot points with my bf instead of going to bed

this is what my life is like

OFF will release tomorrow, August 15th, at 10 a.m. Pacific Time. Just one day left...!

Being told to go to the emergency room for fatigue is hilarious Yes, let me grab another couple thousand in debt to take a subpar nap Susan