I realize this was Mother's Day content, but I missed it then, and it is literally the sweetest, so here

Guy only known for being the villain on The Hills 20 years ago is polling second (22%) in the LA mayoral race

What's with the ugly green caps tonight? #Royals

My fear is that the gentrifiers are coming for cabbage instead.

It's disappointing to see someone with a huge following, in 2026, choose to start a Substack instead of creating anywhere else.

Man Horrified To Find Self Seeking Community Online https://theonion.com/man-horrified-to-find-self-seeking-community-online/

Dear @bostonglobe.com , I hereby humbly request you start including definitions in the Align grid because what is a catio?

Circa 2006 NBC aired an Amazing Race ripoff called Great American Road Trip which I was paid to recap, and which is unremembered by anyone else in the world. Probably including the people who were on it. And I called it GART without a second thought 🫣

Surely there's another prop TCM could do one of these "Mad Props" features on? This Maltese Falcon one has run like a hundred times #TCMParty

The Twin Cities are in an odd place where SO many people are newly civically activated, but it's the year after major elections. My friends and I are seeing lots of energy with little direction. May I offer some direction? Gift link (but also pay for indie journalism): racketmn.com/get-involved...

I'm officially informing you that Stacy London and Clinton Kelly have a new web series where they talk shit about the fashion in your favorite movies and you're in need of it

Introducing the Loon baseball hat. To celebrate its debut, we have a special discount for you. Originally $10/month, you can get this iconic loon hat for $5/month or more, but this offer is only available today! Give now: on.mpr.org/mprnewssprin...

Oh, #Royals. In front of the schoolchildren?

we need to talk about what Louisiana Republicans are doing to Calvin Duncan, who deserves so much better than this ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

These were my first and only means of interior decorating when I was a broke grad student

I see everybody's trolling today

I bought a blueberry bagel instead of raisin please send help

Seriously, what have they done to the mlb.tv app? It was not this janky last year.

Didn't see it coming, but I now long for the days when rich people built public parks and libraries to keep their servants from putting arsenic in their coffee

Proposed Kansas City Royals stadium would be fourth-most expensive major league ballpark missouriindependent.com/2026/04/30/p...

A bakery on my corner that sells only stuff I like and is only open when I feel like it

If you ever need a lil pick me up, I suggest reading the youtube comments on a Florence & the Machine video

Put on my tombstone that I could unlock an Aldi shopping cart without putting in a quarter

#Royals cursed cause they benched Hud

Q got thrown out in the first? Ooh, it's getting to 'em. #Royals

Doing my takes and H&R Block is kind enough to inform me I last filed April 14, 2025 at 8PM

Gift link for your Monday: the Globe has some spectacular high resolution photos from the Artemis II mission today. www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/31ba468...

... Way to go, Carter Jensen?

BUBIC IS BACK 😁 #Royals

The Royals being sorry at the moment is not gonna stop me from dropping my hard-earned money on this

Since the Boston Globe doesn't keep stats or leaderboards, I can definitively say this is the best game of Align anyone has ever had 🟠 Align 4/10/2026 ⏰ 00:56 🔄 11

Looking for great photos of Artemis II? The Atlantic has an awesome collection. Here's a gift article with them. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

Carter Jensen hits his second home run and Ryan and Guts call it like he just made par ... #Royals

The drone cam is my favorite Royal

Game was long as hell for no reason, bullpen imploded, we squandered an 11-run lead, and we won #HeyHeyHeyHey

21 pitches and one ding dang out; I never want to see Bailey Falter again #Royals

🤦🏾‍♀️ #Royals

Okay, so what was the ump confab all about? #Royals

The rain turns Carter off and Jac on 🤔 #Royals

A Sonic Slam ✨️ #Royals

Please advise how to get each and every "I'm a science nerd" t-shirt Ryan Gosling wore in Project Hail Mary

To Seth Lugo:

All day today

Tim Walz isn't declaring an eviction moratorium in Minnesota, so many families affected by ICE are at risk of eviction in a few days. Please donate to the rent funds at keepMNhoused.com if you have some scratch.

I rolled my eyes when the "video games caused Columbine" wars began, but this feels very different for some reason (I'm hoping the reason is not just "you're 30 years older now")

Everyone should practice this at home in case you ever get the opportunity to talk on camera. This guy NAILS IT

For some reason my emoji keyboard has disappeared, but *insert heart eyes emoji*

This is so sad. It didn't even have to get here if they had just apologized. Now BAFTA loses this voice and Jonte Richardson loses this place of influence.

Sad to have lost two followers whose poetry and commentary I enjoy reading. And yet, the irony of a knee-jerk unfollow because no one actually read what I said is pretty funny when seen in that light. So there is that.