When there's no emoji for how loud I laughed 💀

Made Frito Pie with my leftovers from the 4th. Realize I'm contractually obligated to turn on King of the Hill.

*I want all the hats*

Who has tips for finding a non-terrible GP?

I like Shirley Jones playing this scene like Marian's getting a little drunk on her strawberry phosphate #TCMParty #TheMusicMan

I gotta say I've never seen this much romantic anticipation for an Amazon delivery #TCMParty #TheMusicMan

I pregamed for #TheMusicMan with Strike Up the Band #TCMParty

D'oh 😆😆😆

CSPAN is a natural resource

Coming in at the end of #HobsonsChoice 😭 #TCMParty

The grift is the point.

Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.

We must be clear: there are four justices who do not believe in the validity of the essential Constitutional basis of justice, freedom and our democracy.

Seed Art Butter Princess Sweet Martha Sweet Corn Milk Run Giant Slide Giant Slide GIANT SLIDE

1. Whitey's on the Moon, Gil Scott-Heron 2. When the Revolution Comes, the Last Poets 3. The Everett County Jail, William Whalen 4. Battle of Maxton Field, Malvina Reynolds 5. I Am Willing, Holly Near I have a dentists' appt I can't finish this bit right now

Hilarious that YOLO court thinks it can allow this man to defenestrate and decapitate every federal agency and the workforce behind it and yet somehow capitalism and the economy will just ... be fine, I guess, b/c he can't touch the Fed? Highly stupid chapter of the American Experiment. Just dumb.

Sylvia Rhone accepted the Ultimate Icon Award at the #BETAwards on Sunday. During her speech, she made it clear that honoring Black creativity also means protecting it, especially in the age of AI. Her message to the industry was direct: “We make the algorithm. The algorithm doesn’t make us.”

And until you remember how much dorks like me were honestly looking forward to it.

Watching Jumping the Broom on Bounce and realizing I'm actually sitting through commercials

Okay good, but now get her to a real sanctuary, not some breeding trap in the hills

I'm sad Watch What Crappens isn't on Bluesky bc this is definitely Fish Report adjacent

Robert Townsend didn't splice together leftover film reels from other movies until he had enough to film Hollywood Shuffle, so you could tell me AI is inevitable.

The station has asked the public to send notes of support.

I visited some of the defendants while they were being held in a North Texas jail, to hear their stories and experiences in incarceration over the last year. if you're wondering who these defendants are, my story will be up in the morning.

Tomorrow, all dads are 50% off

I feel like Jo Ellen is bout it. Kelsey brings her down though. #RHORI

Like many non-factor housewives before her, Rulla has tried to lean on the internet give her a personality. Everything she's saying came smooth off reddit 😆 #RHORI

Wonder what Mose and Imogene are talking about while Trixie's having her heart to heart with Addie #TCMParty #PaperMoon

This poor clerk, somehow I feel worse for her than anybody else #TCMParty #PaperMoon

Tatum O'Neal saying "Then get it" is one of my favorite line deliveries of all time. #TCMParty #PaperMoon

There's an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents called "Nothing Ever Happens in Linvale," featuring a guy's elaborate plot to keep his neighbors and the cops from finding out he's burying his wife in his backyard. It always feels like Hitch's lighthearted coda to this film. #RearWindow #TCMParty

The essayist Gayle Pemberton wrote a great analysis of the woman on the phone, and her own mother who did day work, called "Do He Have Your Number, Mr. Jeffrey." #RearWindow #TCMParty

The String Queens "Troubled Liberty / Wade in the Water" 🎶👑🎻

This really the only content I'm interested in for the next month. Also, welcome to the Patty Melt experience, bruv ✨️

The Black experience with the US government, summed up in two paragraphs ...

Let’s go!!!!

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As an unironic bagpipe lover I demand more of this

I used to post on a Jeopardy! forum, and every time I would say questions like this made me sad I got pushback. "People can't know everything!" Anyway, that's why I say I used to post there.

When you're struggling not to say the thing

I hate when baseball forces me to confront the reality that it's overrun with narrow-minded chumps.

With alt text because this is so good everyone should get to enjoy it.

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

Resort fees are such a scam! Baby, you are a mid-range hotel in Seattle; you are not a resort 😭

Writing a lil fanfic in my head where the crowd climbs up and goes Women of Brewster's Place on those letters ✨️

Along with his bitch-ass name coming off our property today. Happy weekend y'all.

I know you’re all conspiring against me in your little group chats

The Pillow Talk episode of RHOA is on, and I can't say enough how much I hate everybodyyyyy

#Royals doing a Pride Night against a team that doesn’t do Pride Nights is 🤌 #FountainsUp