Never forget.

Dem leadership reminds of people in the His Dark Materials series after their souls have been consumed by a specter.

Ah, perfect, caltrop-style pants to help slow the advance of my enemies.

[whispering to date while watching Skinamarink when nothing happens on screen] That's Skinamarink

bluesky, we did a really great job last year posting about this movie for a whole month, and i say we make that a tradition

Reichstags fire

lol

Outraged to find myself sick. This shouldn’t happen to me.

I always wanted to kill people for money, and the only legal way to do that was to become a hitman.

Intellectual pro-tip: You can take any pair of related things and say that one of them is the French Revolution of 1789 and the other one is the French Revolution of 1792. Ednaswap version of Torn: 1789 Natalie Imbruglia version: 1792 IT WORKS EVERY TIME.

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

I can verify it’s very satisfying to read this quote out loud to cool co-workers. 10/10 highly recommend

I don’t take much consolation in the fact that Elon is miserable, but I do feel a bit of hope about how obviously and visibly miserable he is. 1/2

these are roe deer by the way

Popular with friends: Monster ass

i really think i saw this on here long ago and now i cant find it and so maybe i made it up but anyway here it is

The 2 most famous science experiments of all time: 1. Galileo dropping weights from the Tower of Pisa to prove heavier things don’t fall faster 2. The “how much flour can a ghost lift” experiment of 1868

If biryani didn’t exist, we would have to invent it.

Jeffrey Epstein calling Trump the worst person he’s ever met is just amazing

A Good Internet

I really liked this part of Hades

Honestly and seriously think this is an EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE tactic to use against these weak fascist losers.

I tried mastodon back in the day and it just can’t function as a dopamine delivery system. I’d get more hits of pleasure by staring at my wall and every 10 seconds thinking “at least I’m not using mastodon right now”

My spouse's grandfather does the David Lynch in Twin Peaks yell-talking. The very first time I met him, he said "NICE TO MEET YOU. HAVE YOU EVER ASTRAL PROJECTED? I DID. I GOT STUCK ON THE ROOF." I thought it was a little joke, but it was actually a story.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

You know this whole thing is worth reading as soon as you get to Mr. C, and can plainly see that it describes JD Vance *PERFECTLY*.

squirrel: hey can i get that acorn in your yard dog: no can do amigo squirrel: why dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it

I told the zoomers at work—they look up to me, you see, because I am older than them—that 2002 Walmart was not all it’s cracked up to be. It actually wasn’t that great.

Hahahaha

Great clip.

Hey guess what: Trump’s terror of the looming void is leaking into his day-to-day activities and communications.

seized with despair? here's an ostrich with a mohawk. it knows gumby somehow.

“Both sides”-ing whether or not 100% of something is all of it. Why would you live like this. Why would you continue to work a job that involves that level of performative idiocy.

The only talking computer I could think of from any SF that was less cool than ChatGPT's awful kiss-ass bullshitting is the robo taxi guys from Total Recall I see it less like "finally, you can be friends with Bishop from Aliens" and more like "you can be friends with Brandt from The Big Lebowski"

why is it so cute to see buses going back into their depot at night 🥲 like aw they’re going to sleep 🥲🥲🥲 goodnight buddies 🫶🫶🫶

I know why it got less fun around here: the eve6 guy stopped posting! Come back, blender-man!

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

In my head I've started referring to social media as "The Endless Screaming" and imagining it as a realm of haunted, despairing spirits, where wizards go to learn information to advise their people, but at great threat to their sanity. This helps me get to bed on time.

I bet when Danny Elfman wrote "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" he didn't know there'd be a walking bathtub on screen. A deafening lack of walking-bathtub-related lyrics hitting the audience's ears.

This sentence scans so perfectly for an English speaker with intermediate Spanish, that I believe it should be added to Spanish 3 textbooks immediately.

it turns out david lynch was cool

a substantial percentage of the time. pinochet lost an election. the estado novo just had the army bloodlessly switch sides. franco's successor decided that he was going to let the social democrats rewrite the constitution. the czech communist party announced that it was simply leaving power.

Feels like The Troubles is the best case scenario. And that’s a chilling thought.

I'm horrified to hear that Charlie Kirk was shot at an event in Utah. Democratic societies will always have political disagreements, but we must never allow America to become a country that confronts those disagreements with violence. Mark and I are praying for Charlie's recovery.

we got to Post when it was not important and everyone knew that

Spinach isn't actually supposed to shrink that much when you cook it. That's not reality. Someone left a joke cheat code on, like DK mode in Goldeneye.