You really should read this opinion. It’s only about a 30-minute read. We have, in our history, a lot of folks who understood why and how to protect our rights. The opinion quotes many of them, throughout the centuries. The MAGAs aren’t the real Americans. The people who oppose them are.

"There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head" is a line I can instantly tell I'll remember forever.

If you read all the way to the end of this headline, you die.

One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com

her delivery is so fucking good that i laughed out loud twice when i watched the clip, even though i read the text first, which is the entire clip verbatim. fucking legend.

Considering getting out of bed

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

Being a ferret must be so great. You’re just constantly playing a video game version of The Enigma of Amigara Fault with god mode on.

Ok, time for another break from this app.

This is the greatest moment of my life

this is such a good account

RIP 2025 2025-2025

Always an xkcd xkcd.com/3030/

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RIP funny poster

Some people want to believe that "everything happens for a reason", and all bad things must be part of some larger good thing. It's more humane and more honest to say that some things just suck, and shouldn't be.

My theory "Nicolas Cage's entire career is a joke we've played on him where we've convinced him he can act" looks more and more right every year.

When my daughter was little, we'll say 3, she was singing and I decided to sing along with her. She stopped cold and said "no daddy, you need to sing with your beautiful voice."

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

A true legend. Long may its memory live.

Thinking about renaming peer support to “feral therapy”

i talked to all the coyotes and they said they’re proud of you

These days more and more people are saying “today is Jane Austen’s birthday”

This kid is a prodigy.

Now that she's firmly established "the Bjork character", I think the improv comedy phase of Bjork's career is going to go gangbusters.

Thinking about renaming peer support to “feral therapy”

Today in my head I was having an imagined argument with a friend, as one does, and to emphasize how wrong he was, I used the word “scintilla”, and then said “that’s right, I busted out ‘scintilla’ on you!” This was a very important moment in the conversation because it broke the tension.

Never forget.

Dem leadership reminds of people in the His Dark Materials series after their souls have been consumed by a specter.

Ah, perfect, caltrop-style pants to help slow the advance of my enemies.

[whispering to date while watching Skinamarink when nothing happens on screen] That's Skinamarink

bluesky, we did a really great job last year posting about this movie for a whole month, and i say we make that a tradition

Reichstags fire

lol

Outraged to find myself sick. This shouldn’t happen to me.

I always wanted to kill people for money, and the only legal way to do that was to become a hitman.

Intellectual pro-tip: You can take any pair of related things and say that one of them is the French Revolution of 1789 and the other one is the French Revolution of 1792. Ednaswap version of Torn: 1789 Natalie Imbruglia version: 1792 IT WORKS EVERY TIME.

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

I can verify it’s very satisfying to read this quote out loud to cool co-workers. 10/10 highly recommend

I don’t take much consolation in the fact that Elon is miserable, but I do feel a bit of hope about how obviously and visibly miserable he is. 1/2

these are roe deer by the way

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i really think i saw this on here long ago and now i cant find it and so maybe i made it up but anyway here it is

The 2 most famous science experiments of all time: 1. Galileo dropping weights from the Tower of Pisa to prove heavier things don’t fall faster 2. The “how much flour can a ghost lift” experiment of 1868