Yeah I’m into fine dining

WELL IT FINALLY FUCJING HAPPENED TOILET SPIDER IT CRAWLED ON MY ASS AS I WAS SITTING ON THE TOIELT IM GONNA FICKING KMS MYSELF

my credit score improved and i saved $4.10 at target

it’s always a mf named keith

bringing my dope-ler radar to scan for dope things

almost stepped on this lil one yesterday, i’m glad it moved a bit so i avoided it but i did scoot it off into the bushes

@pelicantowndyke.bsky.social beugs was fricking on my hand this morning

my oldest was fascinated with a funereal duskywing butterfly in a parking lot yesterday

All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.

you guys are missing how funny i am on twitter

i don’t even work here and i quit

and now, your moment of zen

goot morning to this bord

happy tuesday jabronies

pretty blooms and dragonflies

twooter got to see this first but the caption was: the sun is out on this titty tuesday btw

Nandor the righteous

update: everything about my blood is normal

the kid looks fucking terrified, knows the university will probably punitively hold the diploma they've worked three or four years to get, and also knows people have been disappeared recently by fascists for doing way, way less. still says it! just an incredibly fucking brave person

the only thing i ever scored an a+ on is my blood test 😎

forgot to post milf bewbs on here for mother’s day

Someone created a LinkedIn account for Elmo, the Muppet from Sesame Street, with the goal of raising public awareness of funding cuts to public broadcasting. "Elmo is sad. Elmo loved his time at Sesame Street," the laid-off Muppet wrote.

the vibe the group chat brings to the group chat

i found this on twooter

we’re the ratatouilles of our own lives

does she ever rest

im gorl in new dress 🙂‍↔️

average bsky user

beebeebee (from one day ago)

My ancestors walk with me, silently judging my impromptu song about the chicken wraps imma make when I get home

no thiughts,,, only violence

it tootsday

wagon wednesday

spanish lavender this morning. i forget about bleusky all the dang time

holistic? more liek holdin this dick

i’m gonna be so fuckin ripped this summer

via Casey Stimpson of Simpsons Bortposting® FB page

i have 3, maybe 4 energy to exist today and it should be between 8-10 energy

another day of waking up before my alarm

me and @rebarmcentire.bsky.social when the ouid hits

i wish my brain was the size of a small fruit

the type of shit i subject my friends to when i can’t get a song out of my head