Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: The removal of the orban regime in Hungary, and his constant pro-putin fuckery, will finally allow the EU to support #Ukraine without hinderance. We are about to witness the absolute destruction of putin's flaccid little army.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: I feel that the #ICC not offering bounties on fugitive war criminals is a missed opportunity.

BREAKING: #Fanta to receive the coveted HHS Award of Bigly Excellence (Nutrition Category) as it is "freshly squeezed" and also pairs nicely with a sun-roasted raccoon penis.

trump's mental fitness...

trump's mental fitness...

So Dear Leader is saying that Diet Coke kills cancer cells because it kills grass? I totally encourage the maga cult to drink up! However, if your budget is already tight because of groceries, gas, health insurance, and trump merch, guzzling Diet Coke might be too pricey. Dog piss kills grass.

trump's mental fitness.

1946, in a secret soviet lab, a captured nazi scientist somehow combined the DNA of Ralph Wiggum, Eric Cartman, and Jabba the Hutt and impregnated a bog witch in order to create a superweapon to unleash on an unsuspecting America.

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Behold donny, god-king of the morons, grand wizard of pedophiles, and lord of the con as he resurrects epstein and heralds the triumphant return of the Go-bots. Praise be! #TemuSavior

After looking up and watching donny's limpdick performance in Iran, I bet #epstein is really kicking himself for letting such a pathetic loser into the Pedophile Pals rape club.

The Catholic Church has killed more people than cancer. It's hilarious that pete Hagueseth thinks he can intimidate the Pope.

I hope today is the day that the military decides to stop doing war crimes for a nitwit pedophile and his masters in Jerusalem and Moscow.

Is there a Jamie Lannister in the house?

Personal Fun Fact: I don't capitalize things like trump, epstein, florida, or texghanistan for the same reason I don't capitalize silverfish or pubic lice.

Pedo Pam is out, but fun fact, The Reckoning will hold her and noem accountable for their actions, regardless of their employment status.

@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu, Madam, have you tried telling pete hegseth that he won a "Christian speedboat" in a raffle, but he's got to come to The Netherlands to sign the paperwork? #WarCriminal

Hagueseth announces Chaplains will no longer display rank on their uniforms. Why? I see it as a first step in eliminating their officer status altogether, thus allowing American taliban evangelical "pastors" without degrees from real universities to be Chaplains. www.navytimes.com/news/pentago...

This just in from the No Shit Department: It was always a land grab. #WarCrimes #netanyahu www.bbc.com/news/article...

From the "Close But No Cigar" file: I heard chuck norris died. I guess he'll be attending Satan's alternate super bowl halftime show now.

I hope everyone has a nice St. Patrick's Day! Keep striving for that pot of gold. Also, be safe out there. A lot of amateurs starting early today AND driving.

TBH, if you look past all the racism, ignorance of basic concepts, daddy issues, treason, fraud, pathological lying, tyranny, stochastic terrorism, bigotry, sexism, and general dumbfuckery, I think you'd find that #trump is just a top-notch pedophile.

Gas Price Update: The Circle K in downtown #Tucson is now offering "donny's Victory Gas" for just $4.20 a gallon! That's 40% higher "winning" since the beginning of the epstein War.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: D-Day will be so wonderful. Sure, it won't be the end of our fight against American taliban "Christian" fascism, but imagine the feeling of relief that will wash over us. Not having to see/hear that traitorous pedophile nitwit every GD day will be joyous.

What's the difference between a russian prostitute and a russian horse? 50 rubles.

Gas prices at the downtown #Tucson Circle K have risen 50 cents a gallon since last week. #EpsteinWar

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: I do hereby pledge to give #trump and every member of his regime, 100% of the respect they deserve.

It would be a real shame if #Iran parked a missile sub off the coast of florida last week...

Nothing says "America First" like bombing Iran because Israel told us to.

Fun Fact: Presidential palaces, or in this case, bedbug sanctuary/whorehouse are valid military targets. #HeadOfTheSnake

Looking forward to tomorrow's psyche cleanse: The annual craft beer crawl through downtown #Tucson! One of my two favorite events here- good beers, atmosphere, and food. Both our adult children will be on hand as well, so extra nice. #CraftBeer #DayDrinking

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: If you feel the need to suckle at the "teat" of a pedophile nitwit, just so you can stay in power, you shouldn't be anywhere near power. #trump #USA #shithole

Democrats. For the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY! Stop chasing conservative votes. They are NEVER going to vote for you. It doesn't matter how hard you are on crime or immigration, they'll just tell their mindless followers that you aren't and that's literally all it ever takes. We. Don't. Need. Them.

Apparently #putin is blocking social media sites in russia so his people can't learn about how he's getting his ass kicked by Ukraine. This type of situation is literally what Voice of America was created for. Too bad our traitorous shitgibbon killed it.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: I'm all for America having more than 2 parties, but if your alternate party can't even get 5% of the seats in state/national legislatures, you shouldn't be allowed to put up a candidate for President.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: mike "Little" johnson is another shining example of why confederate "states" are incapable and undeserving of self-governance.

Spent some time yesterday working on a "D-Day" playlist. Fourteen bangers going on repeat, on high volume, on that glorious day. First up: "Celebration" by Kool & The Gang.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: If an #Amazon driver is too lazy to put a package in the 15ft long wall of Amazon lockers, then they're an ideal candidate to be replaced by robots.

Posting a racist video on his "truth" social feed sounds like something a racist pedophile would do.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: An oft-used excuse for tax breaks for billionaires/corporations is that they deserve them because they're the job creators. By that "logic," they deserve tax hikes when they destroy jobs, right?

Maybe donny is just gearing up to win another Super Bowl MVP. I can only assume this Übermensch will have 15 tackles, 3 interceptions, run for 458 yards, and have six TDs.

"donny is *the* worst thing I ever shat out, and I once ate Chipotle for three days straight." -Mary trump #ProbableQuotes

A great song for us from Poor Mans Poison. #Resist #StandYourGround www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHPZ...

gregory, was making toys in Santa's Workshop *so* bad that you had to become a nazi??

The worst part about the Patriots going to the #Superbowl is that trump's #DOJ is STILL breaking the law by not releasing the full #epstein files!

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: If you're getting a refund, by all means, file your taxes. Get your money back! If you owe money to the feds, you can choose to NOT file. Don't pay the trump regime for oppression & tyranny. They've gutted the IRS, so they can't come after all of us. #Defundtrump

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: We are at war. One side knows this, because they started it.

Execution is the only word for this

Workshopping a new term to describe our current situation: Malumuckery When a government intentionally acts like a bunch of chimps trying to hump a whirring blender for the purposes of evil and cruelty.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: For the good of the nation, the aftermath of the #trump regime MUST not be a cruel joke Reconstruction. Think of it more as a Nuremburg/French Revolution style reckoning. #JusticeForAll