Hey #DeltaAirlines, thanks SO much for downgrading my ticket I bought yesterday to basic bitch economy for no reason, and then trying to charge me to get my original seat back. Eat a bag of dicks.

I bet you a nickel that donny stays wide awake for the oiled up beefcakes trying to teabag each other on the White House lawn this weekend.

Apparently someone told P.K. Subban it was "dress like Diane Keaton night" at the Golden Knights game. #StanleyCupFinals #GoldenKnights

Here's a song in honor of the #ICE gestapo getting $70 BILLION more of our dollars. #GiveAndTake #RiseUp #StandYourGround www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHPZ...

Great news! A beagle, regal in his countenance, reveled unto me, upon golden dinnerware, a whole new book of Three's Company stories. Only I had the ability to translate the stories, and will share them with you, if you join my secretive group. Added bonus: you can live w/ 2 chicks. #FanFiction

Chuck's Hot Take: Anyone who does polymarkets or sports betting is a fucking moron.

Hmm... seems like trump is actually the one who doesn't want you to eat burgers on the 4th of July. His tariffs and ongoing war with Iran are pricing ranchers out of business, driving up the price of beef. #trumpHatesAmerica www.npr.org/2026/05/29/n...

Chuck's Hot Take: After we get rid of the trump regime, his maga cultists should have all the same rights as Blacks, Hispanics, LGBTQ+, and Women did under the trump regime.

Based on the noise, I can only assume my upstairs neighbor weighs 300 lbs, only wears ski boots, and practices dancing/indoor bocce ball/moving furniture between the hours of 5:30am and 10:30 pm, every day.

Though I'm pushing 48, I can honestly say I still have luxurious flowing locks of beautiful brown hair. Unfortunately, they have migrated south to my ears, nose, and back.

While I fully endorse James Talarico for Senate, I really don't think texghanistan has it in them to not elect a pedo-protector, fascist, racist, corrupt piece of shit like paxton. That "state" will continue to choose to languish under maga cult party rule.

This hotel sounds like it's run by a bunch of dickbags. While this wouldn't cause me emotional distress enough to sue, I might be inspired to go out & buy the biggest jug of water I could, drink it noisily in the dining room, and take my business elsewhere. #Travel #Italy www.bbc.com/news/article...

Just got back from a nice, relaxing, news-free getaway in the Bahamas. Just a few days away from the shitshow that is america under the trump regime was fantastic. I imagine a world free of that nitwit pedophile will feel like an all inclusive resort.

Dear @gallego.senate.gov, Did you really just vote to confirm a #trump appointee for a lifetime position in the judiciary?? How the hell are we supposed to resist the trump regime when our "representatives" keep selling us out?? Are you just another sinema-esque traitor?

Chuck's Hot Take: I believe in a one China policy, as in there is one China and one Taiwan. Both are separate, sovereign countries. Taiwan has made it clear they don't want to be part of China. No means no. China needs to stop acting like a rapist.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms, step-moms, and grandmas out there. Unless, of course, you shat out a trump or musk spawn. You're trash.

Chuck's Hot Take: From power plants to cruise ships to restaurants, businesses will be as filthy as they're allowed to be. "Deregulation" is just code for "money is more important than you."

Chuck's Hot Take: If a nominee for a federal judgeship cannot publicly declare that trump isn't eligible for a 3rd term (per the 22nd Amendment), they *should* receive 0 votes. We all know the maga cult party and Hodor fetterman will vote for them anyway, like good little submissive cucks.

As we've seen, Dear Leader has no compunction about weaponizing law enforcement to go after his enemies. If you're going to post, just be careful. Use a code that nitwit couldn't possibly figure out, such as: Radon-Silver 7468 Or for ultra-secure comms, try "Eighty-six forty-seven"

We shouldn't be giving #trump shit for being an old, gelatinous blob of dementia. We should be giving him shit for being a psychotic nitwit pedophile, racist/misogynist, pathologically lying, traitorous piece of garbage who is stealing as much as he can while gleefully destroying this country.

Gas Update: Downtown Tucson has Victory Fuel at $4.48 per gallon. Thanks a lot, Warren G. Harding!

86 -oligarchs -corporate welfare -tax loopholes -"lobbying" -super PACs -Citizens United -mega mergers -representation without taxation -"right to work" -no bid contracts -for profit schools/hospitals/prisons -oil subsidies -zero hour contracts -Congressional stock (insider) trading

If corporations can get ultra, diamond elite representation without paying taxes, why do we get ignored/starved/sickened/disenfranchised by our representatives when we pay our taxes??

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: That the #VotingRightsAct is needed at all is further proof that the confederate "states" are incapable and undeserving of self-governance.

I feel like Primitive War answers the question, what if somebody gave James Nguyen $100 million? @billcorbett.bsky.social #Rifftrax

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Clearly, trump and the *next THREE people* in the line of succession were not in any imminent danger from a shooter last night. They *should* be more worried about the unspeakable things the kitchen staff was doing to their food.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: The removal of the orban regime in Hungary, and his constant pro-putin fuckery, will finally allow the EU to support #Ukraine without hinderance. We are about to witness the absolute destruction of putin's flaccid little army.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: I feel that the #ICC not offering bounties on fugitive war criminals is a missed opportunity.

BREAKING: #Fanta to receive the coveted HHS Award of Bigly Excellence (Nutrition Category) as it is "freshly squeezed" and also pairs nicely with a sun-roasted raccoon penis.

trump's mental fitness...

trump's mental fitness...

So Dear Leader is saying that Diet Coke kills cancer cells because it kills grass? I totally encourage the maga cult to drink up! However, if your budget is already tight because of groceries, gas, health insurance, and trump merch, guzzling Diet Coke might be too pricey. Dog piss kills grass.

trump's mental fitness.

1946, in a secret soviet lab, a captured nazi scientist somehow combined the DNA of Ralph Wiggum, Eric Cartman, and Jabba the Hutt and impregnated a bog witch in order to create a superweapon to unleash on an unsuspecting America.

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Behold donny, god-king of the morons, grand wizard of pedophiles, and lord of the con as he resurrects epstein and heralds the triumphant return of the Go-bots. Praise be! #TemuSavior

After looking up and watching donny's limpdick performance in Iran, I bet #epstein is really kicking himself for letting such a pathetic loser into the Pedophile Pals rape club.

The Catholic Church has killed more people than cancer. It's hilarious that pete Hagueseth thinks he can intimidate the Pope.

I hope today is the day that the military decides to stop doing war crimes for a nitwit pedophile and his masters in Jerusalem and Moscow.

Is there a Jamie Lannister in the house?

Personal Fun Fact: I don't capitalize things like trump, epstein, florida, or texghanistan for the same reason I don't capitalize silverfish or pubic lice.

Pedo Pam is out, but fun fact, The Reckoning will hold her and noem accountable for their actions, regardless of their employment status.

@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu, Madam, have you tried telling pete hegseth that he won a "Christian speedboat" in a raffle, but he's got to come to The Netherlands to sign the paperwork? #WarCriminal

Hagueseth announces Chaplains will no longer display rank on their uniforms. Why? I see it as a first step in eliminating their officer status altogether, thus allowing American taliban evangelical "pastors" without degrees from real universities to be Chaplains. www.navytimes.com/news/pentago...

This just in from the No Shit Department: It was always a land grab. #WarCrimes #netanyahu www.bbc.com/news/article...

From the "Close But No Cigar" file: I heard chuck norris died. I guess he'll be attending Satan's alternate super bowl halftime show now.

I hope everyone has a nice St. Patrick's Day! Keep striving for that pot of gold. Also, be safe out there. A lot of amateurs starting early today AND driving.

TBH, if you look past all the racism, ignorance of basic concepts, daddy issues, treason, fraud, pathological lying, tyranny, stochastic terrorism, bigotry, sexism, and general dumbfuckery, I think you'd find that #trump is just a top-notch pedophile.

Gas Price Update: The Circle K in downtown #Tucson is now offering "donny's Victory Gas" for just $4.20 a gallon! That's 40% higher "winning" since the beginning of the epstein War.