Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: The Academy Awards should have a category honoring English Premier League players' reactions to being bumped into by another player. #EPL #Drama

Chuck's Thanksgiving Hot Take: Green bean casserole is an abomination unto the lord.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Anyone who does business with #putin is a traitor, a fool, or both.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Walking down a communal hallway staring at your phone is a dick move.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Countries who don't sign on to the #ICC are suspicious AF.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Hollywood studios should be put in charge of all municipal water treatment plants- they are masters of recycling shit. #movies #MemberBerries

MY #Ukraine Peace Plan: -russia immediately returns ALL land, POWs, and civilians it stole to Ukraine -ALL seized russian assets go to Ukraine -putin turns himself in to The Hague wearing a tutu & a "I love cock" T-shirt -Ukraine gets one free drone strike on russia per month, forever

I guess large marge will soon go back to her old job, though I don't know how she made a living calling the cops on black people at the park.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Maybe we wouldn't be inundated with ads for UC/IBS medication if the American food industry wasn't feeding us poison every day. #FDA

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: nazis are bad.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Putting thousands of people on unemployment should not increase your stock price. #HappyHolidays #GreedyPigs

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Carrot cake is the kyrsten sinema of desserts. #Fraud

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: If ammosexuals need a 30-round clip for "hunting," maybe they should try pickleball instead. #GunNuts

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Charlie Kelly is one of the greatest characters ever written. #Sunny

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Fascism is bad. #ANTIFA

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Food should not be festooned with piles of "El vello pubico del diablo," commonly referred to as cilantro.

Chuck's Hot Take of the Day: Raping children, OF ANY AGE, is the worst crime you can do. #epstein #PedoTrump

#VeteransDay Thoughts: Hard to be excited about being a veteran when the notion of "America" that inspired me to serve is total bullshit. Hard to be excited about resisting trump-brand fascism when our representatives in the Senate sell us out. At this point, I'm just running on spite.

@ukparliament.parliament.uk just learned another hard lesson about appeasing dictators. If WWII wasn't enough, maybe a $billion extortion scheme against the #BBC will do it.

Heading out for Hockey and Hops- a craft beer tasting before the Roadrunners game. Always cool stuff to do in #Tucson. As kash "Only" patel would say...

I'm sure, since there's "no room" for political violence in this country, kash "Only" patel will dedicate the full might of the #FBI into tracking down whoever was making bomb threats to NJ polling places yesterday. patel:

NOW would be a perfect time for these American taliban evangelical "pastors" to show that their megachurches aren't just a money-based Doomsday cult bent on imposing theocracy on us. #FoodAssistance is needed in your communities.

ATTENTION CONTRACTORS: I am looking to build wind turbines at 401 N. Wabash Avenue, in Chicago. It will require demolition of the east side of the existing structure. I don't actually own the building or property, but it's cool, the #Constitution allows me to do whatever I want. SUBMIT BIDS TODAY!

Today is the kickoff of one of my favorite things: #TucsonMeetYourself, a three-day celebration of the diversity of food here in Tucson. From Asia to Africa to Europe to the Caribbean to the Americas, it's all here! #travel #food #foodgasm

While #Qatar getting hangars at Mountain Home AFB is no doubt shady as hell (because anything trump does is shady as hell), I fail to see the reason behind it. Foreign air forces come over here to train with us all the time, so why would Qatar want or need a permanent presence in Idaho??

A reminder from the #ANTIFA Procurement Committee: The German U-Boat at the Chicago Science & Industry Museum is NOT authorized for use against the #ICE gestapo in Lake Michigan, as the Treaty of Ghent of 1814 prohibits armed naval vessels in the Great Lakes. #HeavyMachinery

If Thurgood Marshall isn't haunting the fuck out of clarence thomas, what are we even doing here?

A small but boisterous turnout in Tucson yesterday to march through the streets protesting the #netanyahu genocide in Gaza. Thanks to the Tucson PD for helping block off streets as we made our way through downtown. #FreePalestine

Hot Take: The President, members of Congress, and Federal Judges should be held to a higher standard of conduct than gas station crackheads.

Nothing says "warrior ethos" like whining that your Navy's ships aren't pretty enough. #CadetBonespurs should stick to talking about what he knows, like raping kids or how putin likes his balls fondled.

I can only assume that the "pastor" who was predicting the #Rapture last week was tarred, feathered, and run out of town by his congregation for being chock full of shit, right? Right?

Before this is over, the illegitimate, lying, corrupt "judges" of the #SCOTUS will let donny take a sharpie to the Constitution so he can line item veto all the parts he doesn't like. #LiberateAmerica

Here’s all the ways you can take action against Disney, ABC, Sinclair, and Nexstar for silencing Jimmy Kimmel and attacking free speech. Share WIDELY. #BOYCOTTDISNEYABC

Extorting a company to fire a late night comedy show host is exactly the sort of thing a thin-skinned snowflake, putin-loving pedophile would do. donny did it twice. #Pathetic #epstein #FirstAmendment

Do Catholic vegans/vegetarians opt out of Communion? #SundaySchoolQuestions

I imagine when Vice President Sofa King is sworn in, the snapback of Congressional authority will be audible.

Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate

My vote for 2025's anthem. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHPZ...

Today's note to my "representative." A lying, maga cult party collaborator who will gleefully sell out this country for Dear Leader.

I see the #netanyahu regime just struck Doha for some "reason." Apparently Israeli foreign policy now is to pick fights with every other country and hide behind America's skirts. WAY past time for the civilized world to cut off ALL aid to Israel until they hand over the regime to The Hague.

Today's note to my "representative" in the House:

Using "Murder by Navy" to goad #Venezuela into war is on brand for the guy who is aiding & abetting genocide, bombs Iran, hosts fugitive war criminals on American soil, and invades US cities with the #NationalGuard- all to divert attention from being a pedo. #PeacePrize NOW!

Are you a member of the #NationalGuard who's blindly following trump's illegal orders to invade American cities?

True.

Dear bobby brainworm, If we're banning vaccines, but not military-grade rifles, large capacity magazines, and silencers (because who wants a *loud* murder tool?), then can we please smoke in bars?

I've decided to pause "Sanity Saturdays" for the time being. I took yesterday off from Bluesky and news, as per usual, and suddenly there's all this talk of an elderly pedophile dying. I don't want to miss a moment of *that* celebration.

Any President who even muses about the idea of the possibility of not leaving office after the second term should be immediately removed from office out of an overabundance of caution. #NoKings #NoDictators #Fucktrump

SBJ! $2.29 for a doughnut at Circle K. I can only assume they import them from Brazil. #TrumpTariffs

I'm sure we all can agree that Citizens United should be overturned ASAP, so we can have a functioning republic again. The whole notion that a corporation is a person with 1st Amendment rights is insane. Corporations are NOT people, because I cannot physically kick FedEx right between the legs