If you do this, you're not writing, you're avoiding writing. Oh no...that's what being a writer is all about. Goddamnit. (Haha no but seriously, fuck AI and obviously don't touch it if you're a writer.)

editing this was a bugger but well worth it, because @rufushound.wtf is a funny, funny man please listen to our silly satirical aria-nominated* podcast Podfollow.com/NonCensored *2023 but it still counts

Mad. Found out today that one of the original auditionees for The Spice Girls was also called Melanie C. There was a brief moment, in other words, where three-fifths of the people in the band could have been called Mel B or Mel C.

John Lennon was THIRTY when The Beatles split up. Fucking HELL.

If you look very closely, you can see that this is me playing a swan. It's true that swans are being snatched from the Royal Parks - but it's not migrants doing it...it's someone else...

sometimes satire is just asking someone to pretend to be a swan, you know?

I love planning what I'm going to do in improv scenes, ultimately ruining the point and the joy of the entire exercise.

New headshots have come back. I have to be honest: they’re absolutely fucking shit.

I am not shy to say when I disagree with Sadiq Khan. But I also think it's important to say out loud when other politicians get it right. This is exactly what the leader of a diverse and vibrant city like London should say. Thank you Sadiq.

Little glimpse at our future here.

"When it comes to science, I don't side with anybody." Brilliant. What a brilliant mind.

"The school is named after the Astronomer Royal who first identified Uranus. Today, its most famous graduate is Lily Phillips, the OnlyFans star who recently offered subscribers the chance to “go in [her] back door”. dispatch-media.com/inside-the-o...

Hello. I've been running an improvised murder mystery night called Criminal for 10 years. On October 15, we are hosting our last ever London show. Genuinely, it's one of the most fun nights out imaginable, and we'd love to see you there. Absolutely banging cast. wegottickets.com/event/676413

What an absolutely astonishing image.

A short thing about music. Please indulge me. My son and his girlfriend did a pub gig this afternoon. Here they are. Voice and keyboard. Jazz standards. They were good, but that’s not the point. (1/n)

this exists it is called thinking

Bit of a dream come true to be doing this gig. Fans of us and fans of joyously experimental gigs - this will be like crack for you.

At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.

If anyone should have a submission form on their website, it's a dominatrix.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Oh no. SOMETHING naughty’s brewing.

I don't know about you but this Friday I'll be performing improv comedy with Atomic Wasp in Oxford. www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...

I recently saw a woman driving a car with number plate SG69 VAJ. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I can't believe this but yes, there is improv happening in Oxford in five days' time, and yes, I am in it. I know. I...I know. www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...

This gets to something that as a former stand-up I recognized but couldn’t name. A 31 year old professional content creator baiting 19 year old amateurs into the format of his choice isn’t debate, it’s crowd work. It’s debate-shaped crowd work farmed for content.

An absolute pleasure to write for The Guardian about the insane world of super-expensive number plates. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

An absolute pleasure to write for The Guardian about the insane world of super-expensive number plates. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

In 2026 I'm hoping to launch a comedy podcast. If you'd like to be involved and have expertise of any kind to lend, please do hunt me down to impart it. See it, say it, sorted.

the only thing worse than a podcast hosted by a guy who kinda looks like this is a fake podcast hosted by a fake guy that some morons imagine would look like this

amped to listen to algorithmically generated chatter from robots like Racially Ambiguous Tradwife, The Guy Tech Bros Imagine They Look Like, and Zaddy Orville Redenbacher

Oh HELLO. What are we going to do at this, eh? You don't know. We don't know. We DON'T KNOW.

Adjusted for inflation Spirited Away cost $22 million to make. The Triplets of Belleville cost $16.5 million, Cartoon Saloon's Wolfwalkers cost $14.28 million, and Oscar winner Flow cost only $4 million. These critically acclaimed, made by real people films, cost less than this pile of actual vomit.

Fair play to George Monbiot for being so incredibly transparent here, but Jesus Christ - in April this year alone he got £17,451.60 just in royalties. www.monbiot.com/registry-of-...

The classic freelancer problem: trying to write a piece about women who fart online but the flatulent women are ignoring my DMs.

My mum keeps this in the kitchen, but I decided to move it. So far, she hasn’t noticed.

Hate the trend for 'Every _' in comedy sketches. OH, IT'S EVERY COP MOVIE, IS IT? OH, IT'S EVERY YOGA CLASS, HUH? HOW ABOUT INSTEAD A UNIQUE WORLD INTO WHOSE FASCINATING IDIOSYNCRASIES YOU WANT TO GIVE US AN INSIGHT? NO? YOU JUST WANT TO COVER IT ALL AT ONCE, DO YA? Get outta my way, I gotta get ou-

Hugh Bonneville started his live ITV London News interview on Downton Abbey by talking about Gaza.

Children have a unique gift for producing the most ominous sentences. Today: "There's something I need you to smell."

Saw a candle company going viral for being EXTREMELY FUNNY and interviewed them about how great they are.

It’s me in the New York, and I cannot stress this enough, Times. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/s...

If you can't accept that some people are going to use the underarm serve, you are a stone-cold loser. www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/a...

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

there are no words for how evil, craven & abhorrent this is

The Dispatch has been one of the most interesting new publications to emerge for years. This, on how they rumbled an AI generated journalist who has been published by many larger magazines, is excellent and shows how valuable publications like this are dispatch-media.com/margaux-blan...

"Television was my window into music and comedy, a way of learning about recent history and its changing culture and social mores alike. I sometimes wonder if the easy availability of essentially all human culture thanks to the internet and streaming means we’re in danger of losing that."

The Gentleman At The Bar.

to be consistent i text “awards judges know fuck-all, mate xx” to my friends who were nominated as well

This is in the replies and it demonstrates a real issue which is if you find profundity from an AI, you’re responding to something profound a human being wrote that was vacuumed up and what ends up happening is you thank AI and not only don’t thank the person, you have no idea they were involved

Now and again I like to slide over to ClickHole to find out if it's still the funniest website in the world. And yes, yes it is. clickhole.com/9-freddy-kru...