Haven't played splatoon in months wow, 9-1-1 really has taken over my life lmao

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

Oh wow i have not been active at all here so umm random prediction Splatoon 3 11.0 update early/mid december, similar amount of content as 10.0

this is the first time i literally had no time for a big run, sad

queueing into x rank

no way they didn't mention splatoon in any way LIKE??? why are they pretending the 3rd anniversary didn't happen

TOMODACHI LIFE ARRGHHHHH

i just woke up from a nap RIGHT ON TIME

Oh we're definitely seeing something splatoon related i can smell it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPLATOON 3

i just opened the app and THERE ARE BOOKMARKS NOW??? FINALLY

made a graphic for 10.1.0 thanks nintendo for randomly dropping this #splatoon

i cant wait to die 39% faster to 52 gals aiming in my general direction

This is a really interesting patch, it's so funny seeing the brella changes cause so much chaos lmao 52 changes are scary, but i'm glad it finally got the ink consumption nerf

Is anyone here a fan of the 911 tv show?

Well shit i think the fan in my switch broke

oh i still got it haven't played since july, but top 500 badge is secured

I'm crying i just saw costum wood burning drawing pearlina

Man it's been a while since i've touched splatoon, but honestly i'm not really playing anything rn other than sometimes apex with friends

We were robbed man

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

They should bring back old Splatoon 1 Nozzlenose mobility stuff that would be a very unique way to especially improve l-3.

Just noticed i'm still 21 on bluesky lmao My birthday was like a month and a half ago i forgot to change it

Cool overtime zones win ig (Testing improved video quality)

still the best splatoon thread of all time

I really hope raiders is gonna release in 2026 please i don't wanna be forced to buy a switch 2 this year

Wow it's been 8 years... i've been there since launch saying that out loud does not seem right I WAS 14 BACK THEN HELL NAH

HAPPY 8 YEARS TO SPLATOON 2!!! if you got this game at release congrats, youre old

hornz fit i think i cooked

Why isn't there a single queue in the game anymore without a power (not counting regular turf war)

33% IN EVERY CATEGORY FOR EVERY SINGLE BATTLE TYPE. this is actually the closest Splatfest we have EVER HAD. what an ending. thank you splatfest

The popularity was this close?? Went team boat with the expectation it's gonna be the least popular, this was a surprise

I am 100% sure they will bring back final fest or at least give us sime sort of anniversary fest in september

oh

NOOOO there's a mosquito in my room Small price to pay for finally getting some rain and cooler temperatures ig

old post from the other website that i think is still pretty relevant

Oh no.. what's happening to me.. NOO... IM STARTING TO LIKE MARKER

Feels pretty good when your shots don't happen to fly off into space

I've never liked 96 but omg clawz did something to me why am i having fun

Since they brought back urchin i'm honestly quite hopeful we might get the reef in september

Compiled all the reasons why i believe more third kits are coming to S3 (some compelling, some not, none conclusive)

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Genuinely can't wait for September cuz THIS IS HELL GET ME OUTTTT NOW I CAN'T HANDLE HEAT

This man is the lead of the next Marvel movie, appearing in the next Avengers flick, one of the leads of a major HBO series, and is The Mandalorian and when every Hollywood PR hack would go "HEY PEDRO BABY SHHH ABOUT THE TRANS STUFF" he won't shut up and I will love him for it forever

I'm so sorry but splatoon 3 is basically unplayable now, so many frame drops and comm errors

Oh so i wasn't crazy when i thought the game felt way more laggy after 10.0 dropped

Making kit predictions for the rest of the third kits in this game is tough cause how is anyone supposed to predict curling bomb killer wail undercover

oh cmon now