From ironing uniform sleeves and polishing boots, to straightening my hair before the club, to mopping my floors in my 40s, it's been with me all the way. Happy birthday to my hype song. 🫶

The person at the table next to me is coaching a fiction writer and just said "there could be a narrative voice that says 'this character is feeling X because Y.'" NO.

Say what you want about jump bros, god knows I do, but Sam Forstag is not going to be problematic at all. samformontana.com

This is a story about greed.

Benton County, WA animal shelter is raising funding to build a play yard for their dogs. Chip in or share: www.gofundme.com/f/help-bento...

Can the council of dads please weigh in on the pros/cons of stacking a washer/dryer in a second story addition.

Attending an outdoor party in May is always risky here. Could be 79 like Tuesday was, or 40, like it is now. Fanciest dress I own? ✔️ Fleece lined leggings? ✔️ Wool socks? ✔️ Chucks? ✔️

The youngest millenials were 8 in 2004. They grew up on it, just like their elderly counterparts. The definitive millenial song, a banger to this day...

Went to the equator. Came home to 46° north. Temps are within 8 to 10 degrees. There will be no need to pack away the summer wardrobe. 🔥

Which of us is geographically closer to @jakobjarecki.bsky.social : me, or @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social We're both inspecting caftans.

Every day is Earth Day if you love public lands and hate Mike Lee.

Read some Congressional Budget Justification today. It got a good chuckle out of me. Curious what your favorite agency is up to? Their CBJs are posted publicly.

Spent about 6 hours trying to find the sweet spot of "if I put the fence here I can mow around it and not be pissed in August when it's 90°, the air is on fire, and I've been home alone for 30+ days". The sweet spot does not exist. Pray for my spouse.

Baker of cheesecakes.

Paying taxes is patriotic. It is an affirmation of our commitment and support of our nation. We can always do better and strive for a more equitable scale and structure. Except a flat tax, which is regressive and gross.

A great parenting hack: encourage your child to work for an airline so they can fly to town (for free) to catch a matinee with you.

Put a big scratch in the table saw. Have to spend the rest of my life pretending I have no idea how that happened.

The sheriff's dept put up big traffic signs that say "DO NOT CALL 911" because the Forest Service is doing two big RX burns today. I want to call and find out how well it worked.

The dark side of the Yellowstone Economy is coming to fruition. Over the last month or two I have seen a couple real estate sale signs that are clearly foreclosure signs. This morning I saw 4 new ones.

Americans have a fundamental misunderstanding of the size, scope, and purpose of public lands, and their lack of attention is going to destroy their drinking water systems.

Opened the door to let the sun in. Roomba went outside. Neighbor got to hear me shouting "Darrell, what the fuck man, get back inside!" And texted to ask if I was fostering a new dog.

Putting the nation's largest land management agency in the state with the nation's most vocal public land hater is good news for UT Gov. Spencer Cox. Mike Lee is up for reelection in 2028, when Cox's term expires.

Went to get summer tires put back on. Shop said I need new tires. I told him I didn't have emotional capacity for that kind of thing this week. He nodded, put the snows back on and said to call when I was ready for the quotes.

JK Rowling is a topic again. Just wanna say, those books were my escape from hell. I found life long friends from the community I still treasure my beat up copies. I will never financially support a person actively supporting groups that harm the Trans community My childhood isn't worth their safety

Love to live in the venn diagram of 4 NHL blackouts.

My panic? At the Disco.

March Madness.

He might get the fire weather, but I'll get the hurricane force winds. ✨️😌

The dog's standing 0017 meeting to yell at the deer to get off her lawn has been moved up an hour. Good news for everyone in hearing distance.