This is so @selma.houseofgahd.com coded

Every 90s sitcom problem could be solved with ethical non-monogamy and/or a cell phone

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Congratulations everyone

ZOOMING this week! Mainstage of Pride in Montreal on Thursday. My last show in Montreal for the summer on Saturday (all-ages drag brunch at Robin des Bois). Then directly after brunch, going to the airport to head to Edinburgh Fringe! Good thing I have Michelle to give me a ride.

She’s got Bette Davis eyes

🏙️TORONTO🏙️ Today's the day! The big premier of the political drag theatre piece, FRAT HAUS: EVICTED! Come watch these fab drag kings fight back against their evil landlord, with a special cameo by ME! 🎟️ : fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/...

The entire time we were taking photos, @ginnylemon69.bsky.social wouldn't stop moving. Then, when I said we'd switch to video they froze 🤣🍋 They are a weirdo icon, & they remind me always what drag can be! (Check me insta for a lovely little video) #DragConUK #DragRaceUK #CanadasDragRace

They posted this right as my brunch was underway, knowing I'd get to have a little treat once I was home 😌🥰 Novympia really do care about me!

Can't wait to be back at the @edfringe this August at @Cvenues! I'm bringing back my one-woman play 'Are You There Margaret? It's Me, Gahd.' All the details at 👉 houseofgahd.com See you soon Scotland! #CtheArts #EdFringe #edinburghfestivalfringe #QuebecEdFests

Watch @helloiamben.bsky.social discuss his novel, I Remember Lights, in a special segment on @ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social. Congrats Ben! www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/video...

I'm coming to the east coast this summer! Catch me in P.E.I. at the Victoria Playhouse July 25 & 27! I'm bringing my one-woman play 'Are You There Margaret? It's Me, Gahd.' All the details on my website 👉 houseofgahd.com If you know anyone out east, please share 💜.

When the pageant bucking queen is besties with the club kid

Sometimes you just need to be a princess! 💅 📸 @selma.houseofgahd.com

Check it out! The good folks at FANGORIA asked me to offer up some queer horror selections for your Pride month viewing pleasure! Give it a read, if you're so inclined...and maybe watch a flick or two...or even thirteen! Happy Pride, ghouls!

At the grande finale of her bar's drag competition, Mado told me "There's something special about this group. Everybody takes drag so seriously now. But you're all here to have fun. I finally feel at home in my own bar again." I've let that guide me ever since. Always be YOU.

Let's be queer and divine all weekend! I'm at the iconic Cabaret Mado Friday and Saturday for a fun time. I might be bringing some Canada's Drag Race looks 🐝. Sunday you can spend the day with Gahd at my weekly Drag Brunch at Bernard Cabaret Gourmand 🥳. 💜 See you there Blessings 💜

I just got the call! It's official official, I'm hitting the road with new dates 🥳. Are You There Margaret? It's Me, Gahd. 📍Prince Edward Island July 25 & 27 at Victoria Playhouse 📍 Edinburgh August 11 to 24 at the Edinburgh Fringe with Cvenues 🎟️ houseofgahd.com

I'm still so in love with this look that Pythia made me for Canada's Drag Race 😍 . It's just so Uma! Yes, I know I don't have the drag queen hat on, I opted for a more portable beret 😅.

You read the books. You watched the documentary. You got “Protect Trans Kids” in your bio. Congrats. We are still dying. Your “awareness” doesn’t translate into action. Your woke vocabulary doesn’t keep our names off the obituaries. We don’t need fans. We need fighters.

You owe us hormones. You owe us jobs. You owe us safety nets and safe houses and soft landings. You owe us every grant you got for being “inclusive.” You owe us for every statistic we became while you sipped kombucha and hosted panels.

You cry at drag brunch but vote for mayors that fund anti-trans cops. You tweet about trans joy, but cross the street when you see a trans girl who doesn’t pass. If you’re not ready to bleed with us, shut up and wire the money.

GO VOTE 🗳️ If you're still not sure who to vote for, go to dragthevote.ca to see which platforms will protect trans lives and queer rights, or go to smartvoting.ca or votewell.ca to learn about strategic voting in your riding. JUST VOTE!

Scrambled Legs Drag Brunch at Bernard Cabaret Gourmand is the place to be every Sunday! 🍳 Dans le Village à Montréal tous les dimanches dès 11h. 18+ bottomless mimosas option available! 🥂 🎟️ houseofgahd.com

Scrambled Legs last Sunday was with Kiara & Suri Racha! We had so much fun 🥂. Get your tickets for this Sunday! It's the most fabulous Drag Brunch in the Montreal Village 🥳. 🎟️ houseofgahd.com

Brunch brunch brunch! BRUNCH FOR EVERYONE! ☀️🥂🌈 Every Sunday I'm hosting at the Bernard Cabaret Gourmand in the Montreal Village. 🎟️ houseofgahd.com 📷 @selma.houseofgahd.com

Join me Easter Sunday at Scrambled Legs Drag Brunch with my two fabulous guests: my Canada's Drag Race sister Kiara & Suri Racha . Bottomless mimosas option! 18+ Get your tickets now for delicious food and a fantastic time! We were sold out last week 🐣. 🎟️ houseofgahd.com

The first edition of Scrambled Legs Drag Brunch at Bernard Montreal was absolutely decadent! Thank you to my guests Esirena & Lady Boom Boom for bringing the glam and the sexy to our brunch. You can get your tickets for 50% off for next Sunday. 🎟️ houseofgahd.com

Cabaret Mado April 20th! houseofgahd.com 👉 for all the details! Lexi Love from @RuPaulsDragRace joins @canadasdragrace winner The Virgo Queen , finalist Makayla Couture, and Auntie Uma Gahd. One night only – two seatings 7 PM & 9 PM! Don’t sashay away!

Canada is having an election. Here's what you need to know:

The last 12 months have been absolutely wild for this drag queen 🫨. It's been intense, incredible and so exciting. My brain is still trying to catch up! So here's a little throwback #BTS of the photoshoot for my @canadasdragrace finale look. Polaroids coming out this week!

Drag kings simply don't get the same spotlight that shines on queens. Thanks in part to the Book Drag Kings project, that's starting to change. | ✍️ Charli Renken

Caption: A drag queen pretending she has ideas in her head, but she's just gorgeous and thinking about brunch. I have some really exciting news coming. Yes, it's actually new. Yes, it's going to be epic. Yes, it's me, Uma Gahd from Canada's Drag Race. Yes!

Every Drag Race girl, desperate to be on ANY All Stars, eyeing their options:

Karma Khaos: The Art of Clownery, Horror, and Drag as a Superpower Clowns have long reigned terror in the world of horror, and over the years, blurred over into the realm of drag. Yet, beneath the unsettling facade, they are among the most creative individuals. Spurred into action by growing up…

🤡 Clocking in at the Clown Factory 🤡 I always say, being a drag queen (especially one who has been on Drag Race) sometimes feels like I'm a dancing clown made of couch cushions. But then I see the cute stuff I make, and I remember the people I get to be in community with. 💜

I'm awake, but at what cost? 😣 I'll be live on Tiktok in a few minutes for a GRWM (and YES I will be there for a long while, so come see!) Then, at 3:00pm EDT I'll be on Insta Live to pick the performers for this year's Le Grand Imbécile with MTL ClownFest 🤡✨

I have a very LIMITED quantity of my BEElierver pin left from @rupaulsdragcon & I've finally gotten them up on our website! Snag this super cute soft enamel pin featuring my iconic @canadasdragrace promo look. Get yours now 🐝 houseofgahd.com Design by HEESH

In french, we call a gap tooth "dents du bonheur", which means "teeth of happiness" and I think that's really cool. 🥰 You can order signature Uma Gahd gap tooth earrings (for pierced or non-puerced ears) at houseofgahd.com/store

Bluesky has 3 minute video now? That's finally enough time to be able to post the entirety of Xana and @uma.houseofgahd.com's lip sync to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' "Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix)".

This toot smells familiar 💨 This photo is several years old, but I can't get over how much I look like @suzietoot.bsky.social ! We clearly were meant to be sisters 😌💜

Love!

Did an impromptu mini photoshoot with @selma.houseofgahd.com , after my last witchy storytime of the week with Pointe-à-Callière for March break. Go check out the witches exhibit while you still can!

Omg @tylergaca.bsky.social talked to me on TikTok Live and I giggled like a school girl 🫣 Does he know who I am? I think he should. 😌💜

Happy international women’s day to women and cis women!

What exactly is a Mayhem, and does it require clay-rich soil, or something with more drainage?

This will likely be just as useful for Canadians who have begun to realize that their newly inspired conservatism is a byproduct of the same cult that is taking advantage of our southern neighbours. It is a cult that serves no one, and you deserve to be free of it.