My gf is the coolest in the worlllld!!!! Her voice is genuinely so beautiful, go listen you plebs

So i just finished watched adventure time for the first time and wow holy shit this show is incredible!!!!!! And that ending?? Mwah chefs kiss

"I am aware of the concept of homestuck" -someone in my gf's archery team

I work at 11. It is 11:27 I woke up crazy late and im still so fukcing tired I really wanna just call out

I wish I could just eradicate everything that causes my gf pain (And everyone else i care about but especially her lol)

Lick cunts Not boots

HEY THROW MONEY AT MY SUPER AMAZING AND TALENTED GF!!!!

Lesbian lizard

💉 o starved Dancer, inhaled and played with to excess… flowers have rotted away, even after being given Love. 💜 still tinged with blue eyes, an unknown shade of color... 🐦‍⬛ the Real Me, stuck in throat, is Empurpling. maybe... blooming, growing up... it might not be so bad. 🌸

With how lacking yet absurdly expensive pokemon games have become, maybe its time to get into digimon?

I stg people are like allergic to using their blinkers

The only thing I wanna eat rn is pussy

Ig I accidentally bought an ipad 💀

First day back at work after being sick for like 5 days and Im so fatigued and foggy dude

*coughs up a lung*

Im sick so I just wanna cuddle w my gf but I cant because im sick 😔 (and also she has school and stuff)

I've been sick for like 3 or 4 days and I've been like a little coughy, until TODAY when thats ALL IM DOING

Wplace is addictive holy shit

I love not going to work but being sick sucks ×///×

I miss my girlfriendddd 😭 if I wasnt sick we'd be hanging out 😔

Sicky Lyra is stoobid

Oh my god my moms getting another puppy 😵‍💫 Her friend found 5 abandoned puppies somewhere in NM and picked them up. They're like 2 months old and so fucking precious. We're naming ours Oberon :3

DAOBOYS DAY!!!! ITS DAOBOYS DAYYYYYY!!!!! UGGA UGGA BOO UGGA BOO BOO UGGA !!!!

Got beef with a bitch in Ohio I've never even met but I stg its on sight

NEED!!!! ALL I WANT IN LIFE!!!

Oh she's cookin today (Shes been off her meds)

So desperate to matter So afraid that I never will

I so often feel like im not good enough, in many different ways, but also feel like i dont do enough to better myself so I shouldn't even be complaining. And its like I dont WANT to improve, im just so exhausted all the time, but I feel like that's just an excuse

I love my gf so god damn much

In desperate need of a huge overhaul in life but idk how to kickstart that

Ran out of my anxiety meds a few days ago and yeah, im starting to feel it today Captain 🙃

Fucked up that I have to be at work instead of cuddling and boning my gf

hell yeah boobs

Pumpkin spice sounding rod

Pumpkin spice vasectomy

Pumpkin spice colonoscopy

I <3 girlstink

Big fan of pretzels

I just wanna sleeb moar 😔😪

I hate this fuckass country

Kirk spent the spark of his life primarily to spread hate and misery. He advocated with all his heart and spirit for others to have less rights. For others to be worse off and for others to be seen as less. That is what he should be remembered for. He lived by hate and died from it.

Everyone on the internet wants to have the moral high ground. No one is 100% "good" all the time. Morality is fluid and depends on the individual. Im glad Charlie Kirk is dead and I dont think that brings me down to his level. He was evil, hateful, and laughed in the face of genocide. Good riddance

Omg Charlie Kirk got shot 🥳🎉

Me when I piss in my gf

Root: canalled Mouth: hurty Body: tired Hotel: trivago

The nerdiest boys become the dommiest lesbians

This gonna be me cuz im getting a root canal Wednesday morning 🫠