We need to k*ll the inventor of LASIK. A man with slutty little glasses…

My tiktok algo is currently feeding me fan video after fan video of Awsten Knight looking hot. Fine, ok. But the frontman I’m currently hyperfixated on does NOT get that treatment. It’s all videos of his killer vocals and silly dances. I’m like WHERE ARE THE THIRST EDITS?? PLS I NEED THEM

“I Didn’t Use To” altered by brain chemistry.

Neurodivergent: “Orange rectangle, please.” Neurotypical: Hands blue circle* ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.” NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?”

Lot of my top fav bands have names that are incredibly difficult for normies to comprehend for some reason. (Looking at you The Maine, Waterparks, and The Wrecks specifically).

Oh they’re GUTTING my girl

before you get super sad about not getting a mass produced bear cup from Starbucks, take a moment to breathe and consider that it IS mass produced and you can literally get the same exact cup online just about everywhere. here's one on Amazon

I hadn’t decided if I wanted to go to BlizzCon next year what do you mean tickets are on sale this week?

normalize inviting your coworkers to hardcore shows so that you can beat the shit out of them

Wouldn’t have thought of green in a million years Connections Puzzle #845 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wait... Fly to fuckass Arizona on Saturday. MCR Phoenix. Labor Day in Arizona. Flight to LA. Uni Hollywood and HHN Hollywood both for the first time. Thursday Uber to Anaheim. Disneyland Friday. BlizzCon Weekend. THEN home to FL. Am I cooking or am I cooked?

Next concert is 45 days away and that is far too many days.

Screaming Famous Last Words into The End with tens of thousands of other emos did temporality heal me in ways I could never explain.

Wearing this shirt to MyChem tonight. Pray for me.

Investing all my money in Etsy witches 📈📈📈

I’ve always been a casual waterparks fan but their new stuff is hitting me into hyperfixation mode. But I’m middle aged and TERRIFIED of Waterparks fans tbh.

As someone who has only dated men 5’11+… The hottest men are like 5’6-5’9 and you’re literally looking over them. (This message brought to you by gin and hot guys at HHN).

Probably needed a hug, got drunk at horror nights instead.

On some sad shit heavy.

The bar is so low it’s in hell and apparently that’s still not low enough.

Gonna go in. Snort some fog. Watch Nightmare Fuel. And leave. Houses can wait because EYE am not waiting in those opening night lines.

Today is the biggest news dump day in our lifetimes since 9/11. PR departments, hit send on every single draft. Release the Epstein Files, tell us who shot JFK, confirm the Blink 182 guy is right about UFOs. Now is the time, America

As a You’re Losing Me/Prophecy girlie? Today has me feelings things.

I HOPE THERE’S NO HOT GIRLS IN HELL !!!!!

Guess I’ll go fuck myself. Whatever.

Watching Liquid and Echo simultaneously pull the end boss getting to p3 almost every pull, sub 5% over and over, echo wiping sub 1% TWICE, and Liquid coming in with an insanely perfect pull to take the W? Better than sex.

If I had a nickel for every time Disney opened a highly immersive themed bar on August 29th to the public, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot. But weird that it's happened twice.

the wow community can collectively exhale what a hell of a race and you couldn't ask for a better ending

If you play World of Warcraft and aren’t watching the Race to World First right now in the moment? You’re missing out on the best race we’ve ever had and some insane gaming.

THE DEVIL WEARS CONVERSE

We’re going to get TS12 before MCR5..

I’ve said it before and ill say it again. I do not date. I do not seek partnership with another human. It’s a choice. But, man, I would let a himbo bass player with a lip ring temporarily ruin my life.

Man made me smile at my phone. Time to throw the phone away.

Y’all one of the guys working the venue last night stopped me and told me I was really pretty. And like, what? No one has said shit like that to me in ten years. It wasn’t a conversation. He was just “HEY…” and then went about his business. I’m still speechless? Thank you, random guy. 😮‍💨

“Why would they book an outdoor venue in August in Florida” but then every band comes out with good looking men without shirts, so whatever man.

I’m positive I remember this book incorrectly but what I can tell you is that it is why I distrust bunnies

The Swifties are going to go feral

And you know my old ass bought loge because I am not playing around with this fanbase and checking in to someone’s fake ass line a week in advance.

Got some things I wanna say about Starlight but CANT. The internet is testing me rn.

Scream, but everyone is a muppet except for Gale

Need to quit MCR scrolling. Should probably leave the house. Help.

A DAGGER A DAGGER PLEASE FETCH ME A DAGGER

Went to the Eras tour and i didn’t feel pretty enough or cool enough or young enough or normal enough. Can’t wait to be in a huge sold out stadium full of delightful little freaks like me watching people get publicly executed at the MCR tour.

JOE 🥺🫡

WE NEED TO GIVE DAISY GRENADE GUNS AND LET THEM SHOOT ONE PERSON EACH A DAY LIKE ????

I’ve gone to shows that were triple the price of the Honey Revenge show last night and not even remotely as good. Normalize $25 tickets again. I beg.

Did not age well. Woke up at 3am with the worst dehydration Charley horse leg cramp of my entire life. And at my big age the only thing sore after dancing at the show all night is my damn calf from that damn Charley horse