Imagine accusing this woman of using stale grease to fry fish

I'm watching the Brian Walshe murder trial. Opening statements went over some of his Google searches (how to clean DNA off a knife, can body parts be disposed of). Now I'm trying to figure out how to delete a completely unrelated search for "how many ml air bubble in IV to kill someone" 😅

That week went by fast 😭

I was iffy on watching Episode 6 of #ITWelcometoDerry before bed, but thankfully it was a filler episode of more Pennywise/Periwinkle lore to set us up for the next few episodes. I needed a break after the mans spun multiple blocks at the same damn time last week. Relax, bro. It dont gotta be this 😫

Facts. Anything negative you don't want to hear: Doomer Anything that disagrees with what you believe, when you have no actual evidence that your belief is correct: gaslighting

so how did that spending blackout go? I've been home, not spending money on anything I don't regularly buy.

Our old leopard queen passed out on her electric blanket with the toe beans out for temperature control 😂

Kirito, Cat Wrangler Extraordinaire, is 8 today ❤️

"Why are we detaining white women who overstayed their visa? We signed up to deport brown people."- those agents, probably

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

Yeah I'm good on never buying 3D printed meat soup that even the execs won't eat.

I'm in the middle of rewatching Episode 5 of #ITWelcometoDerry and I finally see what irritates me about Pennywise: why he eats them kids like this. They all got one random bite taken out of them. Mans wasting food like he don't only get to eat once every 27 years 😫

As someone who deliberately tweaked the algorithm on separate accounts to show both sides, I've noticed that the rhetoric is IDENTICAL. "They're insane. They're a cult. Every accusation is a projection." Who is benefiting from playing both sides against each other? 🤔

Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old

Narrator: it is not, in fact, illegal to follow am unlawful order. Nor will "I was just following orders" protect you from prosecution.

I usually wait until the end of the season to binge all episodes at once, but Welcome to Derry has me in a chokehold. The way Pennywise slid on that entire town giving them different visions AT THE SAME TIME 😫. Don't play with that mans if you ain't ready. He's really like that

Kirito was running up and down the stairs acting crazy. I thought he was trying to get another walk in. Turns out he was trying to tell me that Rin had snuck outside when I took the trash out earlier and was screaming at the door to let him in. He ain't about that street life 😂

Pain control in the OB/GYN space is horrifically undertreated. Why? Because the "father of Gynecology", Dr James Sims, performed his experiments on slaves, with the belief that black people weren't human and didn't feel pain.The idea that women are more tolerant of pain than men persists in 2025.

Admiring my first attempt at a holiday nail design while I make my morning coffee 💅☕️

They also did this for the Chrome browser

Friday mood knowing next weeks a holiday😁🦃

gatcha games have gone too far. this skin is $42,000. if I ever win the lottery, I wont tell anyone, but there will be signs.

New hire at Cloudflare after using ChatGPT to update the code

Is anyone watching IT Welcome to Derry? The way my jaw refused to drop when they revealed that the thing that lead to centuries of death and horror is that white people wouldn't sit down and shut the fuck up. Anyways, this whole macroverse and people with Shine rabbit hole is fascinating

decided to give Where Winds Meet a try. Beautiful art. fun combat. too many menus and types of currencies. no pay to win, but lots of lovely cosmetic items that are stupid expensive, like $400+. plays like a mobile game on pc, but its NetEase, so that tracks.

Leopard cuddle puddle 🐆

Wendy's frosty. sounds weird but its my favorite thing to dip fries in

She said don't waste her time if you're not ready.... so she's thought about it? 🥹

Since I'm temporarily taking a break from baking all the things, I'm shifting to mess around with fall nail designs. I did a plaid experiment that I didn't hate, and then a contemporary style fall look that I actually really liked. Except now my hands don't match and I'm out of energy to care 😂

Beyond the horrifying lack of empathy from the nurse, I also want to know if this hospital's policy is genuinely to triage and do the full intake on patients in active labor, because that's not the clinical practice guideline at all. These patients should go straight up to L&D.

So no plastic surgery for anyone, right? No breast enlargements, no nose jobs, no face lifts, no tummy tucks. No elective cosmetic surgery, period. Because that's gender affirming care too.

While we're on the subject, there are way too many guys who want a wife and kids, but have no interest in being a husband and father (and vice versa for the girls who want a husband but don't want to be a wife). Your partner can't just be your emotional support toy while you give nothing in return

Using Claude Code in the first AI initiated cyber espionage on multiple companies is randomly hilarious to me. Still waiting for hackers to do something useful to humanity, like delete student loan databases

Mannnn being poor is expensive. My area is a lot of new construction in the burbs. These houses going up nearby are selling for $950,000. They would have been called starter homes back in the day. They're so close you can practically high five your neighbor out the windows

Ayoooo why I open this app and all of Blacksky is crashing tf out 👀

Block me if you need but I hate unprovoked weird shit. Whether it’s at me or my friends. Folks having friend groups that they’ve made over here isn’t e-mobbing or a clique, by the way. Cause we know that’s where this is going so I’m shutting that the fuck up now. Leave people the fuck alone.

And because it wouldn't be a real Veterans Day without civilians acting up, I'm cackling over this story of frat boys having to jump Marines and steal their CAC as part of their initiation. Like... be for real. You picked jarheads for your stupidity? They're all standing by waiting for the fade 😂😂😂

Hey all, Bolden skin Care is having a 30% off sale and you get free shipping if you spend over $100. It's the only place that I get my moisturizer from for years. So I was stocking up on that. Sharing the wealth, it is Black owned 🤗

Why anyone thought that a 3 time divorcee was the best plaintiff to argue sanctity of marriage is a mystery to me. Anyways, Texas is already trying another route by exempting people with religious objections. They will keep taking it up to SCOTUS until they find what works, just like abortions

I've had so much going on that I forgot tomorrow is Free Food Day. The only day of the year I bust out my Veteran ID and eat free for a day. I haven't even looked up who's doing stuff for veterans and made my meal plan 😂

It's getting colder every day throughout much of the northern hemisphere. If you want to build shelters to help keep your local stray and feral cats warm this winter, here is a great DIY option! www.alleycat.org/resources/ho...

Kirito happy it's fall, which means there's a possibility of snow days soon.

That Detroit girl who got jumped by 4 girls and tracked 3 of them down one at a time to put belt to ass 😂😂😂. I see why they jumped her as a group. That 4th girl better get gone. Turn state's evidence or sumn

Needing to stream everything is getting out of hand. This lady really hit and killed someone while livestreaming on TikTok. Idk what gossip was so important that she needed to do this while driving with children in the car.

At least someone is taking a break from blaming older people for not moving out of their house once the kids are all moved out and they "don't need the space anymore". I cant even afford to buy my own house if I had to buy it today. Why would I sell and move somewhere smaller for the same price?

15? Some of y'all going to jail. I spent the thirst comments

before you get super sad about not getting a mass produced bear cup from Starbucks, take a moment to breathe and consider that it IS mass produced and you can literally get the same exact cup online just about everywhere. here's one on Amazon

I scrolled past these videos thinking it was Paris Hilton. It wasn't until I saw the caption that I found out it was Meghan Trainor shooting a music video. THIS is the girl who once sang "I won't be no silicone barbie doll"? Oh.

Ok fine I'll go back to TikTok to watch videos of the absolute meltdowns everyone is going to be having at the airports when their flights are canceled and they're stranded with no money and no flight to get home

The US population is ~340 million. I'm not a math major, but in order to lose 135 billion pounds in the next year, everyone has to lose over 300lbs each. Wtf are y'all feeding your toddlers 🧐