i don’t know that we’ve ever been more back than we are right now

off the jack daniels origami angel playlist on full blast thinkin about link and zelda on the verge of tears

every time someone views my instagram story poll without voting an angel dies

genuinely my last straw

just found out aje deactivated

forgot the color of his eyes

“but they’ll rust :(“ it’s called a hoop dumbass put the hoop in the hole then hang the safety pin from it. also i’ve had these safety pins from my moms sewing desk in my ear for months and they haven’t. and this is still kind of the pussy way to do it! in 2012 we had these bitches in there raw!

saw an ad for fake safety pin earrings. please just put some normal safety pins in your ears like we did in 2012 you fucking pussy

@6ami6an6.bsky.social if you’re playing warped tour again next year you legally have to tell me right now before tickets go on sale

GOD HAS SENT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN INTO MY INSTAGRAM DMS THANK YOU GOD MY FOREVER GOAT

NINTENDO PUT TWILIGHT PRINCESS HD ON THE SWITCH 2 AND MY NEXT PAYCHECK IS YOURS

MIDWEST EMO BAND HAVING CAR PROBLEMS I SAID OH IM SURE!

life becomes so much better once your free yourself from society’s arbitrary rules. for example i am having a second cup of coffee despite it being 11:30pm

BY THE WAY I AM VERY HOT SEXY PRETTY AND GORGEOUS IF ANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WOULD LIKE TO HIT MY LINE MY DMS ARE OPEN ALL THE TIME

i got a new phone so now it finally matches my obsession with red and black can i get a hell yeah in the chat

i need a hey ya part two but with the nonbinaries in mind

god if you can hear me please send me a beautiful woman before valentine’s day so i can post her with the lyrics to skeleton key. thank you

literally i feel like a lizard. i need my neutrogena hydro boost more than oxygen

love being a skin care girlie but also really hate it because if i don’t moisturize for 12 hours when it’s cold outside my skin is like fuck you. die.

get away from me mullet mustache shitty tattoos white man. the power of christ compels you

you can’t make characters that look like this and not expect me to turn out this way

they never should’ve let me play twilight princess now i’m transgender and a lesbian and it can be directly blamed on link and zelda’s character designs in that game

she’s trying to explode me with her mind

not even 10 minutes in to my birthday and i’m already crying. allen arms length when i fucking get you

a little commotion for the birthday nails

went out for margs with my friend and my makeup looked really good. no i did not take a picture. you will simply have to trust me

midnight and i just had a cup of coffee we’re getting gami to my number three most streamed of all time one way or another

my only hope at ever finding a girlfriend is if i can impress her with my niche excel spreadsheets

awake late at night listening to bluecoats 2016 thinking him #AndWhatCouldHaveBeen

if they didn’t want me to shake my ass to drum corps shows then vanguard shouldn’t have gone that hard in 2018

was so caught up in the glory of not having alcohol in the house that i forgot i’m actually an alcoholic

bought a bottle of whiskey this morning because my birthday is on monday and i can hear her whispering to me to take a shot before i get in the shower to wash this hair dye out from upstairs

i think it’s actually number 2, number 1 is when it took walmart 8 hours to do my oil change. but i waited in line for 45 god damn minutes just for them to be like i’m so sorry we’re actually out of donuts and also coffee when i got to the window

the people at the dunkin’ donuts on poplar need to be very glad i don’t believe in cussing out customer service workers because i just had a top 5 moment where i came close to doing it

this thing is my best friend

you need him…………….. i could be him……………….

girl i have a crush on that i see at shows sometimes posting about a man i feel like pete wentz when he was writing take this to your grave

i wish i could drink beer at work

the whole memphis hardcore scene has a cold rn because somebody’s bitch ass came to the halloween show when they were sick i hate it here

follow me to learn more about how i, a person who is 5’9” got spin kicked in the boob so hard by young matt the body snatcher i now have a massive bruise

so it turns out that keeping up with your skincare routine means your skin actually looks really good sometimes. i hate that

november I hardly know her

another update on the man that tried to cheat on his gf with me. found out last night that he not only doesn’t have a car but also works at whataburger. i simply have to laugh

today’s my bluesky anniversary i got banned from twitter one year ago today. still lowkey the best thing that’s ever happened to me i never would’ve voluntarily left twitter

giggling and kicking my feet every time she posts on instagram i’m literally in love with her. aesop if u just give me one chance i’ll do anything for you

save me beautiful no cure guitarist save me

went to the hardcore show dressed like this and only got punched in the face like three times and my arm dislocated a little bit