We go out of our way to make ourselves miserable and I think that’s awful.

Chat, I regret to inform you that the issue with my skin falling off has come back to haunt me.

“Why are Asians so good at gaming?”

(2018, 2021)

The women you see in skinny girl summer are actually the same women you see in fat girl fall, they just gained weight through August to hibernate through winter.

Got married!

🤨

trans rights

Project zomboid feels like I’m stuck in Vietcong territory with only 3 bullets left in my M16 and no spare mags at night.

On a street there that flows like a muddy river in the snow, with fire traps rising on either side. A film rental opens its doors to the rain, an armoured motor carriage rushes past the corner where you used to walk together... Suddenly, the hair on your back rises. SHIVERS - YOU CANNOT RETURN

oh boy time to check my phone during my 10 minute break, wonder what's hap

I had a dream where there was a family guy cutaway where Peter Griffin is the guy who shot Charlie Kirk

be very careful about what you post online

WAIT WHAT????

Tonight felt like a weekend ’cause I bought Silksong

YOU - Are you the miracle? INSULINDIAN PHASMID - No. You are the miracle. CONCEPTUALIZATION - It was you. Coming from the west. From the Whirling. You were coming…

I had to start a new playthrough in Underrail because my build was shit. I feel so defeated right now ):

Man I’m fucking bored

And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

He is plotting against you.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

I wrote this simple outline to help webcomic artists come up with jokes

I think 3.5 million pops is a bit too much to unlock a tower NGL

Average death in SS14:

SPIRIT AIRLINES FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY

I would fuck the shit out of the Venus of Willendorf.

1,000 MORE FAN-MADE ASTARTES CHAPTERS

Hey guys~ As some of you may have noticed, the Space Maids Codex disappeared from my shop on Patreon due to copyright issues So, I've decided to release the full Codex file for free as a way to share the work and love poured into it, and so you all can keep enjoying the maids!

There’s 8 deadly sins now, the 8th one is willful ignorance, say hi to willful ignorance.

10,000 MORE SANDWICHES TO HE THROWN AT FEDERAL AGENTS

GIGA-BASED

I’m so fucking scared what the hell is that

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

The bluesky experience

"OH i love chubby women im so quirky, i have a breeding kink too" Brother, that's the factory setting.

Is it weird that I have a fear of being financially rich (as in like million to billionaire) or is it a justified one in the current political climate?

Mfw I start realizing how spoiled rotten command mains are:

I feel like I’m the only guy out there (aside from Elon Musk himself) who knows that’s he’s using his wives as basically concubines to try and create a political dynasty in his name but he’s so insufferable none of his kids want to inherit it.

September 4th September 4th

Also, honest to god, we should’ve left dynasties as an entire thing behind with things like slavery and eugenics.

YOU CAN BUY BOOKS OFF OF ITCH???

Armored core, literally anything excluding AC6 I’d buy in a HEARTBEAT.

Try gaslighting YouTubers by commenting things like “APOLOGIZE TO STEVEN” or “APOLOGIZE TO ISABELLE” to fuck with them.

Yall remember the bowling ball gif? The one with the Pinussy?

Gentlemen, I can now, finally say that after a very hard and long descent, where some of our finest men died, that we climbed back down to rock bottom again.

Fight stick found at my local FGC tournament

Average GTFO experience: