i've enjoyed what i've seen of Marathon so far but that TTK is so damn low. like "you're dead and you never saw your attacker" type low, and there's just nothing you can do about that. For an extraction shooter, that's not ideal. That's gonna discourage people from coming back, i think

DUSK IS 70% OFF

Smiling friends is no more more

THE MARATHON SERVER SLAM IS ONLY 17 GIGABYTES?????

Every piece of old ass DnD art gotta have at least one buff scantily clad man, a scantily clad woman, and Merlin.

My dream art style is whatever that Marathon game has going on.

“God seeded life in the universe to piss off a sentient semi-biological Dyson sphere because it’d be mad funny” is the entire lore of Genesis Rising.

How it feels playing cyberpunk from act 1 knowing full damn well how the heist is going to end:

It's so fucked up how this painting of Vlad the Impaler just looks like Weegee. He's even wearing green

THAT'S MY GOAT

Like I said, spencer’s isn’t a real place.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

idea: giant spider-like creature that has a biological sonar it uses to hunt & kill prey.

my stupidest son named coin

Chat the Helldivers service technician is back after around a year of absence.

this is the stuff they used to kill that little shoe in who framed roger rabbit

We've got some Caves of Qud news for you this week...

Oh my fucking god the rich actually are Nazi satanist rapists that eat and kill and eat babies.

Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles. "The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.

She knew something we didn’t.

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

A cabal of pedophiles conspired to destroy the US government from within by seeding fascist ideas into online forums, spreading conspiracy theories about the opposition based on their own actions, and devised an alternative currency to upend the global economy. Now they run the US government and CBS

This is exactly the future Quasimorph warned me about.

Truth is kid? /pol/ was a psyop from the start.

NO, YOU DON'T, YOU NEED TO GET ANOTHER DRINK; OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE *HAM SANDWICH RACE* IS WANING.

yet another email implying that the resurgence of the far-right in the 2010s was an intentional psyop by billionaire pedophile elites and the intelligence community

haven't been on twitter so i've missed most of the news until now but Lmfao at this email

thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus

Yes, my laser sidearm requires expensive single-use chemical power cells, takes several minutes to cool off after each shot, has a lethal range measured in dozens of meters under most atmospheric conditions, and blinds the wielder every time it's fired, but consider: it also looks stupid as hell.

I had a dream about an anthropomorphic vickers machine gun last night. I should draw that.

Stupid sexy slug boy where are you

Porn. Porn never changes.

The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"

SHIVERS - GO TO THE CHILDREN OF THE BIG SEA. RHETORIC - The big sea…The Big C? That can only mean one thing - Communism. YOU - Yes, Comrade Zephyr. I shall find them. Girl Child Revolution and Girl Child Communism! SHIVERS - BOY CHILD FREEDOM. BOY CHILD JUSTICE.

SHE IS HERE

I love SS14’s “you don’t remember anything that happened when you where dead” rule because its me lie to my patients as a medial doctor as a prank.

I will take any opportunity to post this random 4chan post that absolutely wrecks Harry Potter's shit in three paragraphs

Can I just put myself into a coma for 3-4 years please? So tired of this bs

Any good satire of fascism needs to portray it as three things: -monstrously evil -clownishly incompetent -wrong Because missing even one means you're accidentally making fascist propaganda. I love 40k despite itself, but it fails dismally at the third point. Here's a way to do it better.

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

She’s still in the bunker. Waiting. 4 years left.

Oh shit Autism is cannon in Disco Elysium?

How it feels to play Barotrauma with actually cooperative people:

Yes and you say that these casino chips are from our establishment, but they clearly have the words “Sierra Madre Casino” on them.

And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

You shiver, and the city shivers with you.