Remembering this time I was on a date with someone and we were talking about fisting and I was like “tee hee I have little hands” and they were like “you can just fist me with both” - that was my Super Bowl 🫡🥰

Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime that’s why I goon on the company time

Happy afternoon creampie because I couldn’t get creampied before a pap to all who celebrate preventative healthcare 🎉

Had a dream about getting a haircut and fucking my ex, what is the world telling me?

The shawarma I am going to eat when I am done is the only thing getting me through this workday

Was that knight slop episode so short because they put all the budget into that big ol schlong?

Cold warning outside, heat warning on my thighs (because I’m running a fever)

Blowing on your trading card pack before you open it, like how one of those fancy ladies in casino movies blows on dice

Do you think she’s turtle-y enough for the turtle club?

Reminding myself that de-aged Fallout Kyle McLaughlin can’t hurt me

Ruining your life (romantic)

It’s cookie time you goddamn animals 😘😴

Is there something you’re missing here?

Mommy said its my turn to shitpost

You should follow! She does great work

Yelling directly into the head of a penis: Dickcheck, 1, 2 - is this thing on?

It’s slut o’clock somewhere

It’s still cold, I’m gonna have to steal your body heat now

There’s a blizzard outside, guess we have to do skin to skin to stay warm - I don’t make the rules!* *except when I do

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Sometimes I long to returvn

Buy this amazing visual novel if you haven’t already! Do it

Accidentally conditioned myself into being horned up during Terrifier movies by spending 80% of them with my face in a pussy that one time

Bouncing on it to destroy something beautiful

Bullying you till you cry and then making you cum humping my leg (platonically)

Could really use some breasts in my face rn

It is once again Toki Tuesday

Mr Hound figured out how to open the new fridge and stole a pepperoni 🥲

Happy getting creampied before work to all who celebrate

Friday morning milking session

Big screams

Wishlist and buy my game it has SEX there's sex in it you can look at SEX.

Taking a hit off the pen and putting away my email job computer, only to take out the writing murder via lady thigh stories computer.

Not now kitten, there are horrors

shawtys like a pmv in my head that i cant keep out got me pumping like​ ngh-ngh-ngh-ngh every day

Cocks in panties send skeet

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Happy January 6thmas to all who celebrate (Armenians)!

That quote about becoming a good writer by writing a million words - except my first couple million were mostly seo slop and murder porn commissions?

The I’ll go to bed at a decent hour to jorking it till 3am pipeline

He will eat your Angle or your Devil

Being spied on

Chat, what does it mean when she gives you the HRT knife?

I want to kidnap you (romantic)

Cute aggression but I just grab you by the hair, shove you against a wall and make you cum in your pants.

Happy last blowjob of 2025 to all who celebrate

Mr Julie burned himself and I rushed to the kitchen when I heard him cry out - only to slip and fly in the air before falling looneytoons style because he didn’t release the steam from a pressure cooker enough before opening it and the kitchen is now coated in chicken soup 🎖️

I also made more crochet pieces than EVER before for the shop and for my local markets. Over hundreds and hundreds of hours, I made the following: - Bookmarks - Earrings - Hats - Bows - Scarves - Belts - Bags And they're all for sale! ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...

Not a creature was stirring 🥺

Update: a pretty lady in a pickup truck brought me a lighter and some cookies, holiday saved!