Waking up and choosing sexual evil

Happy Sunday morning creampie to all who celebrate!

I mean you could be productive, but lets face it you know you should touch yourself instead

It’s cold, let me warm your ears with my thighs

Couldn’t sleep the other night, recorded some goon babble/encouragement Not going to start posting in the places again till the new year but I’ll leave a 🔗 here for a little bit as a treat More and more and more here soundgasm.net/u/Femdommyst...

Couldn’t be me 😭

Fucking the cum man for big loads of cum

They let me hit then made me hot and sour soup

Edging you under a blanket on a snowy day ❄️

Another tragic day where I sit on an office chair and not a face

POV your partner is really concerned with your vitamin intake and isn’t tracking your emissions that would be silly

Did anyone make it the whole way through NNN? 👀👀👀 Bonus points if you’re on the stack tooo

Got creampied then he made me a cream pie* *banana

Played this over the weekend and enjoyed it so much! Get itttt

Good morning 🥱 Remember those beautiful drawstring bags I made? Before bed I added the matching belts to the shop (thanks for your patience) so you can get the set! These belts are plus size (1-3X, fabric has some stretch), with long dramatic ties🧚🏽‍♀️ ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair... #shopsmall #crochet

POV we are trimming weed and I just flashed you

You were the weird little pervert that lived in your house all along 🫵

Slow fuck on a cold day 🤤

sexual blackmail tonite? 👀 sexual blackmail tonite queen? 👀 sexual blackmail tonite 👀

Core memories

I hate to share this more than once a week but we’re now 7 days into November! I understand so many are spending for their own families and communities, all I’m asking is that you check out my shop and see if anything calls to you! Scripts and crochet treasures here: ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...

Guess who has 2 thumbs and just realized that notifications were broken on their request and feedback forms for who knows how long?! 👍👍 I just thought no one was using it 💀

Great few days for aloof wives

Spit water boarding

Cut my most important finger last night 🥲

Rooting for your failure

Zohran Mamdani had named Hamburger Helper the official food of the New York caliphate. He has reportedly said, "There's only one Glove that I trust to Help make this city a socialist utopia."

I heard we were talking about couch fucking again… sorry

Halloween on a Friday: haha fuck yeah!!! Yes Daylight Savings Eve the next day: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck

I didn’t do anything special this year but if you want to hear an older magical narrative story about girlies growing penile gourd appendages, with sexy results - I suggest Night of the Gourd Girls!

Happy getting filled up before work to all who celebrate

I will not have a take on the gooning article I will not have a take on the gooning article I will not

Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell, Charlie Brown

Hamburger! At the Helper

スクービー・ドゥーシバッグがビットを引退

Hamburger Tailor Helper Spy

[grimace just finally getting sick of the hamburglar's shit one day and throwing him through the nearest window]

The Hamburger that rocks the Helper

Sorry boss, gotta stay home and tell my dogs they’re sweet tiny babies a few hundred times

Happy hump day

Decided to switch things up and get findommed by my mechanic today 🫠

Not now kitten, Mommy has to Hamburger her Helper

In the mood to make someone gooder than me suffer today (every day)

Bouncing on it facing away from you so we can watch Terrifier

You’re in their DMs, I’m sending them Bataille’s horniest quotes

Business meeting tips!: make them cum in their pants to assert dominance

For sale: Helper - never Hamburgered

Born to sit on faces, forced to sit in an office chair

Happy getting absolutely railed by your spouse after they’ve been away day to all who celebrate

Setting up goon nest provisions like I’m heading to war