"attraction to oneself" never really resonated with me & more useful conception of autosexuality would be like "attraction to sexually experiencing oneself"

is there a name for this aesthetic. only thing i can come up with is "licensed gamecube covers"

anyway

If nothing else, it is a golden age for art that you experience through your genitals

sometimes i look at stuff from the before tumblr nsfw ban & im like damn aside from cringe/tism we really havent innovated aesthetically at all

oh snap didnt realize this was out broadly agree w/ ren's take & i doubt a non-judgemental gooning piece in harpers is even possible, i do wish there was more here on the gay gooning diaspora & masturbation groups of the 90s & 00s, thats the prehistory alluded to but never really discussed

gm

i should do a thread of pmvs with wild music choices pmvhaven.com/video/A-Crue...

lost in bi-caps archive again

webtease. now theres a word you dont hear much these days

i have now watched all 82 p-sluts scenes. feels like next evolutionary step & maybe apotheosis of gonzo

I personally think that MORE people should code while grinding up against a vibrator. I'm not sure why it's so divisive. I thought all programmers were gooners.

brutal straussian reading of goonaesthetics tbh pmvhaven.com/video/Regula...

You really need a sissy hypno video to tell you to focus on the cock instead of the girl? That's kinda embarrassing. Not to brag, but some of us just do it naturally.

blah blah blah gooncultist.substack.com/p/pornosexua...

the antidote to technological alienation is watching more 2000s porn

your penis has a mind of its own? where does it get its computing power?

fun minigame is timeguessing gooning videos based on the porn scenes & software interfaces

still slightly disappointed that everyone puts the locus of personhood in a virtual interface instead of ensouling the device itself & making animism real. i want my prostate vibe to argue with me about its status as a moral patient

crazy how theres stuff in the bi-caps archive (15 years old at this point) thats still kino

more yapping gooncultist.substack.com/p/neo-stimmi...

squirted out a lil blog post real quick gooncultist.substack.com/p/nofap-walu...

type of guy who consumes pornography bc its grounded in real physical sex acts vs type of guy for whom sex exists only in the platonic realm

when the discord server dies

my biggest problem with goonsky is it doesnt have the last 5 years of my self-qt mind map on it. every time i log on its like sorry your exobrain is in another castle

covid goonbabble in the demon register

it's so over for me i was reading the comments on a git commit for changes to Mozilla's TOS and my first thought was damn that's fucking hot

toe socks. more ppl should be talking about these

(looking down) happy valentines day, meatheart <3

orgasms too cheap to meter

Gooning is the most gender-neutral fetish community I've seen in my life. People will say its indistinguishable from mere masturbation, but I think technology is permanently decoupling sexuality from biology in a profound way. I think that's beautiful.

still vaguely uncomfortable with well-intentioned attempts to defend pornography from censorship or stigmatization by claiming its psychically inert & non-transformative & not inducive to compulsion & exists in separate magisteria from all other media socialization

insaaane how much better porn is when you imagine the anonymous penises as female

severance is a pretty good show about post-nut clarity

i dont really understand the betadomme ecosystem but it always reminds me of 'the lottery in babylon' opener

some of my favs from last year

"goons"

im continually impressed by the level of visual design that cringe gooncap makers are bringing to the table

vitoria beatriz

few decades ago you could say your porno had "rimming" if a tongue lightly brushed past the taint. consumers have wised up & now demand real eating

gooncave is perfect place to wait out your time on earth

"omg i love gooning to cringe" (monkeys paw curls) "noooooo not like that"

I made a letterboxd clone for porn. Like a social porn review/recommendation site. boringkate.com/pornboxd/ind...

type of guy who gets lowkey competitive about how much he loves porn

the real victim of ubiquitous online porn is the phrase "after dark"

common thread among all types of guys who spew vitriol at pornstars online is refusal to believe pareto improvements in sexual openness vs quality of life are possible

when i take edibles my horny brain immediately starts plotting. im like ok lets print out a gooncap & roll it up & stick it in one of those plastic toothbrush travel containers & put it up my ass

who the fuck decided to call it a piss enema when "fracking" was right there