periodic reminder: carta is so based

psa yummy has resumed the series & released p-sluts 84. god bless

ive tried to write a blog post on 'porn addiction' like four times & deleted them bc they were sooo obnoxious. i was cringing so much reading the drafts that i started getting erect

sublime 3 day porn weekend. fucked a 4lb container of marshmallow fluff while gf regurgitated strawberries into my mouth

banger

type of guy who actually uses the jav titles bot to find new jav

DDFF-049

ah the good old days where you had to roleplay around the concepts that knock the base model into some weird basin

Morning goon sesh ☀️✨ + You dont have to feel guilty about going for a long time + Morning caffine + You can f*ck the bagel before you eat it~! - Deadlines during the day Night goon sesh 🌃💤 + Hopefully all your chores are done so you can just clopp away + Screens look better in the dark - Sleepy

jerked off in gunge slime this weekend & it didnt stain anything but it did somehow dye my nails bright pink

some assembly required albolene not included

What a great time to be addicted to porn.

carta is soooo based

been meaning to talk about ace's work & this one feels like a good time

gm

much like big red sun the kolitz harpers piece is an entertaining romp through one guy's wildly hallucinated impression of a subculture. whereas i actually fuck burgers and stuff

twitter network effects seem unusually sticky until you remember that pornhub is still the most popular tube site even after purging 80% of their content 6 years ago

thats just pukeslop. you only like it bc it has the best dickfeel in the known universe

wankbattle? good luck im behind 7 layers of browser sub-agents

have i fetishized the gooncave mise en place too hard or do i have ocd

"neutral TTS voice over clipspam" formula still goated hypnotube.com/video/the-po...

'Porn-brained' should never be used in a derogatory manner. It should only be the highest imaginable praise for girls whose minds are so warped by porn it gives them insight necessary to come up with art so sicko/pornographic it reframes your conception of sexuality and makes you cum on the spot.

shawtys like a pmv in my head that i cant keep out got me pumping like​ ngh-ngh-ngh-ngh every day

pmvhaven sure picked an interesting time to try to quarantine all AI-generated videos on a separate domain

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in 2026 im going to review all 83 scenes in the p-sluts series. please hold me to this

read the harpers article again & all i could think was "this is girlcock erasure"

"attraction to oneself" never really resonated with me & more useful conception of autosexuality would be like "attraction to sexually experiencing oneself"

is there a name for this aesthetic. only thing i can come up with is "licensed gamecube covers"

anyway

If nothing else, it is a golden age for art that you experience through your genitals

sometimes i look at stuff from the before tumblr nsfw ban & im like damn aside from cringe/tism we really havent innovated aesthetically at all

oh snap didnt realize this was out broadly agree w/ ren's take & i doubt a non-judgemental gooning piece in harpers is even possible, i do wish there was more here on the gay gooning diaspora & masturbation groups of the 90s & 00s, thats the prehistory alluded to but never really discussed

i should do a thread of pmvs with wild music choices pmvhaven.com/video/A-Crue...

lost in bi-caps archive again

webtease. now theres a word you dont hear much these days

i have now watched all 82 p-sluts scenes. feels like next evolutionary step & maybe apotheosis of gonzo

I personally think that MORE people should code while grinding up against a vibrator. I'm not sure why it's so divisive. I thought all programmers were gooners.

brutal straussian reading of goonaesthetics tbh pmvhaven.com/video/Regula...

You really need a sissy hypno video to tell you to focus on the cock instead of the girl? That's kinda embarrassing. Not to brag, but some of us just do it naturally.

blah blah blah gooncultist.substack.com/p/pornosexua...

the antidote to technological alienation is watching more 2000s porn

your penis has a mind of its own? where does it get its computing power?

fun minigame is timeguessing gooning videos based on the porn scenes & software interfaces

still slightly disappointed that everyone puts the locus of personhood in a virtual interface instead of ensouling the device itself & making animism real. i want my prostate vibe to argue with me about its status as a moral patient

crazy how theres stuff in the bi-caps archive (15 years old at this point) thats still kino

more yapping gooncultist.substack.com/p/neo-stimmi...

squirted out a lil blog post real quick gooncultist.substack.com/p/nofap-walu...