jerked off in gunge slime this weekend & it didnt stain anything but it did somehow dye my nails bright pink

some assembly required albolene not included

What a great time to be addicted to porn.

carta is soooo based

been meaning to talk about ace's work & this one feels like a good time

gm

toe socks. more ppl should be talking about these

much like big red sun the kolitz harpers piece is an entertaining romp through one guy's wildly hallucinated impression of a subculture. whereas i actually fuck burgers and stuff

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twitter network effects seem unusually sticky until you remember that pornhub is still the most popular tube site even after purging 80% of their content 6 years ago

thats just pukeslop. you only like it bc it has the best dickfeel in the known universe

wankbattle? good luck im behind 7 layers of browser sub-agents

have i fetishized the gooncave mise en place too hard or do i have ocd

"neutral TTS voice over clipspam" formula still goated hypnotube.com/video/the-po...

'Porn-brained' should never be used in a derogatory manner. It should only be the highest imaginable praise for girls whose minds are so warped by porn it gives them insight necessary to come up with art so sicko/pornographic it reframes your conception of sexuality and makes you cum on the spot.

shawtys like a pmv in my head that i cant keep out got me pumping like​ ngh-ngh-ngh-ngh every day

pmvhaven sure picked an interesting time to try to quarantine all AI-generated videos on a separate domain

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in 2026 im going to review all 83 scenes in the p-sluts series. please hold me to this

read the harpers article again & all i could think was "this is girlcock erasure"

"attraction to oneself" never really resonated with me & more useful conception of autosexuality would be like "attraction to sexually experiencing oneself"

is there a name for this aesthetic. only thing i can come up with is "licensed gamecube covers"

anyway

If nothing else, it is a golden age for art that you experience through your genitals

sometimes i look at stuff from the before tumblr nsfw ban & im like damn aside from cringe/tism we really havent innovated aesthetically at all

oh snap didnt realize this was out broadly agree w/ ren's take & i doubt a non-judgemental gooning piece in harpers is even possible, i do wish there was more here on the gay gooning diaspora & masturbation groups of the 90s & 00s, thats the prehistory alluded to but never really discussed

gm

i should do a thread of pmvs with wild music choices pmvhaven.com/video/A-Crue...

lost in bi-caps archive again

webtease. now theres a word you dont hear much these days

i have now watched all 82 p-sluts scenes. feels like next evolutionary step & maybe apotheosis of gonzo

I personally think that MORE people should code while grinding up against a vibrator. I'm not sure why it's so divisive. I thought all programmers were gooners.

brutal straussian reading of goonaesthetics tbh pmvhaven.com/video/Regula...

You really need a sissy hypno video to tell you to focus on the cock instead of the girl? That's kinda embarrassing. Not to brag, but some of us just do it naturally.

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the antidote to technological alienation is watching more 2000s porn

your penis has a mind of its own? where does it get its computing power?

fun minigame is timeguessing gooning videos based on the porn scenes & software interfaces

still slightly disappointed that everyone puts the locus of personhood in a virtual interface instead of ensouling the device itself & making animism real. i want my prostate vibe to argue with me about its status as a moral patient

crazy how theres stuff in the bi-caps archive (15 years old at this point) thats still kino

more yapping gooncultist.substack.com/p/neo-stimmi...

squirted out a lil blog post real quick gooncultist.substack.com/p/nofap-walu...

type of guy who consumes pornography bc its grounded in real physical sex acts vs type of guy for whom sex exists only in the platonic realm

when the discord server dies

my biggest problem with goonsky is it doesnt have the last 5 years of my self-qt mind map on it. every time i log on its like sorry your exobrain is in another castle

covid goonbabble in the demon register

it's so over for me i was reading the comments on a git commit for changes to Mozilla's TOS and my first thought was damn that's fucking hot

toe socks. more ppl should be talking about these