going 0-2 at the wankbattle local

awh shit

when you get online to dm your favorite guy pretending to be a girl on onlyfans but he starts using em dashes and you realize hes been replaced by chat gpt 😔

ive lost so many boners trying to find flag emojis on discord

If this post receives likes from all of the three people in my target audience, then i'll voice act this caption!!! ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡ 🌸💕

These poppers were SO hard to open! > _ < And we could only use our left hand cause... yknow the other one was "preoccupied" (⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝) It was a challenge but team jerk makes the dream jerk~! 💖✨ ヽ(≧◡≦)八(o^ ^o)ノ

Fappy Christmas to All and to All a Goon Night!

I wish you a Fappy Christmas~! 💖🎀🎄🎁 U^ェ^U

One freshly glazed donut cumming up!

This was supposed to be a qouted skeet to someone dissing porn downloaders ( •̀ ⤙ •́ ) but i already had the idea sooo~~!

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Her: Why am i such a porn addicted loser >~< I don't have any friends and i just sit inside gooning all day... Why am i like this?? (ㅠ﹏ㅠ) Me under her hat: Squeak squeak ──★ ˙ ̟🐭 !!

its kinda relaxing to just sit and watch the porn go by

dont mind me just rt'ing my favorite account :3

Gooner girl who organises her porn x girl who doesnt 📁🚫 Can they really be together ( ;´ - `;)

I tried to think of the Romeo and Juliet of gooning (๑>◡<๑) I came up with maybe blacked x bleached couple~~ 🖤🤍 buuuuuut then i remember that they’re both nazis so never mind….. (＞人＜;)

Evil gooning ψ(｀∇´)ψ