#armoryrecap on Prism Valda W - budget list and inexperienced, they full blocked every turn. We’re working on it. Katsu L - I sold my homie the deck like 20 minutes before this, gaslit him into a mid Lynx turn, and still lost RKO L - but it was really, really funny the whole time We’re so back

I gotta stop trying to record sexy videos when I’m high as shit, I look like I’m possessed by a slutty demon inhabiting their 30th body this week just to meet a quota

Forever fascinated by the tension between my coworkers: the mid 20’s King Gizzard fan, and the neoliberal gardener in her 50’s. They never stop talking. They go on errands together. What is their teams chat like, and why do I want to know what they’re up to? I just hope they’re happy, this tension!

Not playing an RTN until the end of the month but that’s okay, y’all needed space to qualify before I ripped through on the dankest Prism pile ever assembled on a lap in a moving car. #fabtcg

I wonder what Bulbasaur is doing right now

I love this actually, who needs they ancient artifacts uncovered

I could stand to play commander for like 6 hours with some people who will also treat it like a joke the entire time.

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

Life’s too short to wait for a perfect moment. Just ask.

The whole team lost round 1, that’s mf flesh and blood gaming babeyyyy

AGE open on Prism Round 1: L Valda, got stepped on, it ruled Round 2: L Dio, they saw terrible hands, popped me a few times, still got there Round 3: Bye, sugar free amber Red Bull, delicious Out of top 8 but having a great time playing card games with friends! #fabtcg

So far so good y’all

This is the hardest post of all time

I’ll be real honest with y’all: mutuals should smooch me during Prism mirrors

I’m in your house constantly trying to open your cabinet doors like a cat

Merry Christmas, now put your Cracked Baubles in the bag #fabtcg

Don't use AI to make art (especially FaB Tokens)

Merry Christmas #fabtcg BlueSky! ‘Tis the season for an icy, winter-themed giveaway! Winner chooses from: - 1 Iyslander mat -1 Spirit of Christmas promo - Set of 3 lovely Cold Foils To enter: 1. Like and retweet this post! 2. Follow me! 3. Comment to prove you’re not a bot! #fleshandblood

If you are a good player and have a decent idea of the upcoming shape of the metagame, and you see this and go “pfffff Prism?” Just know there’s no amount of data you can show me that can overcome this amount of delusion. I play Great Library of Solana in every matchup. Can’t hurt me with facts.

Anyone else start the 4 hour Spice8Rack video? The voiceover with Galadriel at the beginning was a really fun choice

RTN season is gonna be wild, I can’t wait to absolutely clean up on Prism. Sure my best matchup is gone. But you’re not playing more poppers, right? #fabtcg

One day you’re 34 on social media and you realize clips of “1911” by Phoenix are EVERYWHERE

I have to get hotter in 2026

Is Flesh and Blood the horniest card game? Many of my sources are saying “yes, obviously”

A flesh and blood opponent with the same lust for whimsy and goofing off as much as me, when? #fabtcg

Music as an aspect about the human experience: joy, adoration Music as an aspect of the human experience AS A GAME MECHANIC: openly sobbing

The world is on fire gang, send the risky text.

Can someone just make me one of these good god please

#armoryrecap on Prosm Ira Wraps L - I think this is the best build of Ira for Prism to have a real shot. That said, yikes Lyath W - I played library as a joke, he got 6 intellect, I still delivered these hands RKO W - i don’t think this should be possible? my opp was sleepy and tilted, happens

MFW my opponent plays: 1. Felling of the crown turn 2 2. Felling of the crown turn 3 3. Felling of the crown turn 4 #fabtcg

LSS could be selling crop top sweaters with Prism on it and they would be getting my money so hard but whatever #fabtcg

Hot take: no meta changes probably. Idk. Run fewer poppers though, I heard prism is bad now

Frostbites made flesh and blood better

T4 and T2 blitz skirmishes on Prism, Advent of Thrones. Silly format but it was fun to play the game. I’m excited to revisit singleton blitz in the future. Packed celestial reprimand and saw it 0 times across 6 games. It’s still f that card. #fabtcg

Feeling guilty every time I show a friend an Arm’s Length song because I’ve never once listened to them and Been Okay after, but damn it’s so good

Can’t get my normie friends to understand “I have a tournament, but I’m bringing a bad deck for fun” “Yeah but won’t you just lose all day?” It’s very precious you think me bringing a good deck would prevent that. The non-tcg mind simply cannot comprehend vibing competitively. #fabtcg

Secret lair: cool S

TW: alcohol Join me Saturday and Sunday as I take a shot for every time I die turn one. go shot for shot with me or simply pour one out for me and my flimsy queen. Don’t forget to hydrate

Now that Blitz is singleton with no bans, I should be allowed to play young Starvo. Me specifically. Thanks! #fabtcg

I have come to learn that I can mostly expect Florian and Kayo at my blitz tables. I’m still playing Prism Advent of Thrones. I have a cold foil 🤷‍♂️ Let me just say, it’ll be an honor going 0-5 and be sacrificed at the altar of a format that only got interesting when they retired it.

Turns out I can play a LOT of silly cards. This is gonna be fun

#fabtcg goals for 2026: • actually learn metagames and what the new heroes do • forget zero triggers in a Prism game • give somebody a token they really need • get 4 friends to try SAGE • lose a flirty Prism mirror in a tier 3 event or higher • win a flirty Prism mirror in a tier 3 event or higher

Back to back Blitz Skirmishes this weekend. Never played Prism Advent of Thrones in my life, not even sure I own a copy. I’m going to register an absolute pile and win two cf Everblooms for my friend. See y’all on the other side of victory. #fabtcg

Does anyone know how to turn card games into rizz?

T ravs and kissing the homies across the table? Sign me the FUCK up, see y’all soon. #fabtcg

You are obligated to get your favorite crunchy salty snack today. It is my will.

My DMs are open if you want to be annoying about this with me

Catch y’all on the early routes with my team of CUTIES!!!

My love language is all of them. I’m like if a lover boy was also kind of a slut.

the lioness doesn’t concern herself with “knowing the matchup” or “sideboard plans”