The cool thing about making pulled pork is you can just do whatever the hell, and it’s still really good

TW: alcohol I have reached the ultimate form of day drunk (standing in one spot, laughing like an idiot at reels and sending them to my friends)

this is one of my favorite pictures i’ve ever taken of myself, so y’all have to just deal with my ass on your feed soz

If any of you really loved me you would buy me the frog sounds guitar pedal but at least 5 or 6 of you are too scared to slide in. Listen cuties, Crazy Train riff but frog. Never Meant but it’s frawgie. Counting Worms frorg. Makedamnsure ribbit mode, I feel like I shouldn’t have to sell this.

I’m going to do something today that I never, ever do. I’m going to use Talishar to learn a new hero. Chat, the training arc begins now. #fabtcg

“Ehhh you may not really need it” tell that to the Prism players who have pretty much always needed two fables to have a seat at the table, or the current slew of Riches users. Make gems suck. I don’t have all the answers I just don’t want these to be necessary. We’re often wrong during previews

#armoryrecap on Prism L Boltyn, I got absolutely combo’d L Betsy, just couldn’t get figments into play fast enough and died to overpower L Dori, this one was a real game! My pivot was going great but, alas, Jagged Edge 0-3 baby we’re so back

I need a cold foil Solforge Gauntlet, the aesthetic don’t match and I’m experiencing pain about it #fabtcg

I play Flesh and Blood more whimsically than you could possibly imagine.

Armory day! I’m about to bring a shaky Prism list against multiple Vynnset players. Anyone got the sauce? Current strat is “daydream about soup while she beats the hell out of me”

#fabtcg fan card #115-118! Light Ranger? I barely know ‘er! @creamysupreme.bsky.social wanted a Light Ranger concept, and, by golly, if I can make my internet friends happy, I’ll do it! Notice the theme of 3 to reflect the Triforce : ) More detail in the comments below 👇 #fleshandblood

If modern wasn’t a dead format locally, I’d have fallen face first into it by now and been the most annoying affinity player in the world

Anybody that comes to my desk with a question has to learn how to play Flesh and Blood. I have the Bravo welcome decks really to go. #fabtcg

Haven’t been super tapped in lately, and missed that there’s another AGE in St Louis this weekend. Can’t make it. Some other prism is gonna have to go 1-X fighting over mid prizing, but look REALLY good doing it. Force library every matchup twin #fabtcg

I need to make chicken stock this weekend, I think that would help

Keep trying to cook up a light ranger but I keep just making Dio

picking 3 heroes to main call that polyarmory

When the world gets you down, just remember the wonderful variety of dumplings out there...

Daily FAB Card Day 239 Name of Card: Frostbite Rarity: Token Set code: ELE Card number: 111 Artist: Tian Thongjomroon #fabtcg

It is not armory day. I hope it’s yours though. Play Prism.

Light Ranger perhaps? :)

Two-silly-oh rolls off the tongue and is easy to say #fabtcg

I think I’m cool and myserious online but I post about bad cards and use “y’all” so if you encounter me at one RTN I’m clocked but in a cool sexy fun way

I’ve been a warrior slanderer for years, but I think if I had a convenient on ramp into Boltyn I’d probably do it. I just love Light so much. Monarch 3 will bang. #fabtcg

Ran Soul Food at the armory yesterday Pitched once Blocked once Light of Sol’d once. Goated card. Run Soul Food. #fabtcg

New spoiler season new post begging LSS to stop giving spoilers to Sloop oh my god

I don’t care what people eat but I have a coworker that has chips for breakfast every day, chews open mouthed, and crunches like he was on the varsity Doritos team. Chat is my fury righteous and just, is my sword aflame with divine retribution or nah

my favorite thing abt FAB is that losing makes me want to play more than anything

#armoryrecap on Prism W Slippy, didn’t clock Sekem on lethal W Levia, dodged poppers and they were a little greedy. Rolled a 1 on scabs, left me room to Lumina Light ALS W Marlynn, they got turn 0 but whiffed an arrow which left me breathing room. We’re so back

Getting new tattoos on my thighs would fix me, I bet

hmmm….

tcgs abandoning borders for high rarity prints are a design flop imo

ok well this made something click in my head for some reason

Mini cold foil marvel textless allies

Armory tonight! Chat, I’m playing Soul Food, fuck it. #fabtcg

ohhhhhh yeahhhhh buncha fucking might tokens, teeny tiny confidence token, live for new year’s eve. YOU ARE NOT. gonna like me

Flesh and Blood, hit card game with a focus on in store play and support* *and TCGPlayer, famous union busting corp owned by ebay, possibly one of the most evil corps to ever exist

Clicking with someone new is all fun and games until it’s time to explain that you are Not Fucking Normal about card games

If one more family members sends me AI generated music looking for my approval I am going to lose my mind

Erica and I have been playing kitchen table Pokémon tcg games with XY decks for a while now. Weve started putting them in double elimination brackets and it’s been a ton of fun. But now I’m just sitting at work wanting to go home and play Pokémon cards with my wife. The tcg gamer grind never stops

This weekend I mowed the lawn, had a friend over for some Mario party, my wife made cheesecake, and we watched a terrifying amount of game of thrones. Sleepy cats, lots of snacks, comfy wife. This really is what it’s all about.

This weekend ripped too hard I genuinely felt hungover on my way to work. One millisecond no wife 😭

Juuuust delusional enough to want a cold foil Solforge Gauntlet. Who let Prism players have rights

Vanity repost only because I look real cute 💕

Herald of Sekem who else agrees #fabtcg

Do you have any bits when you’re playing Flesh and Blood? Little jokes that make you happy and/or annoy your friends? Someone plays Be Like Water and I’m saying it like the “Be aggressive” cheer. Nobody has ever laughed, but I will never stop. #fabtcg #fleshandbits

Azalea SAGE aim counters, is that anything? I lost my metalfabtoken aim counter, so the world may never know.

#armoryrecap on Prism Mari W - I set up a Suraya ALS into a codex LNW turn, gotcha Katsu W - we were cuties just greed gaming but I had three herald of erudition and a wrath to close. Katsu gets shuriken now? Watching this closely Drop, traded for a marvel Prism at a solid deal. We’re so back