The Democratic Party should get drawn and quartered, and honestly, I don’t know what the exact ramifications of a full denial of giving them the vote on anything moving forward is unless they are absolutely radical, but every centrist Democrat needs to buried underneath hell

I’ve stated extensively that the first part of this strategy has and will be there go to because as soon as they start to point out the political and economic system that allowed this kind of person to take power there fully aware that they themselves will start to get sniped off as we tug the leash

Would this legit be good? I’m way too busy to do the research on this but I just think it’s hilarious that if it is better off this way, to have the compromise for government-backed healthcare to become a reality is everyone has ti pay for it with a gold TrumpCare Card™️

Since he’s said it on record that he’s pretty sure he isn’t going to heaven he might just take “In God We Trust” off the money and make it “Live Laugh Love”

This is a landslide basement win.

Well you see if cauliflower just delivered shareholders more value maybe it could have a seat at the table and lobby for some subsidies

This is where I watch with the homies.

something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste

I could definitely become thus kind of person if I wasn't mindful of it

This is the most fun way to throw anything btw

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

If someone had a gun to my head and said “the Kansas City Chiefs just committed an offensive penalty, name the right player or die” I would giggle with confidence and say “Jawaan Taylor” Now it gets real interesting if they ask “false start or hold?”

@minakimes.bsky.social Brian Daboll about to get banned from every arena if the refs fuck him on another call. That reaction looked as close to “nuclear bomb” going off in a jar as possible

NOT SKATTEBO GODDAMNIT NOOOO

AMERICANS PAY THE FUCKING 10% TAX FOR BUYING IT. NOT CANADIANS.

Trump made the white house look like a hoarding grandmas house with every shelf and wall filled with stuff that has no real importance to him. It’s Versailles designed by Dementia

That 4th and 1 Mahomes acting job is why I love watching the Chiefs. Every game you get something you need to rewatch 4 or 5 times to laugh about

Los Angeles Ohtanis basically

Had this since 2017 but here goes

“Communist policies which have been proven not to work for thousands of years” I didn’t know Karl Marx built pyramids

He has no beauty He has no class He pepper spray frog in the ass

YOU HEARD THEM

Lolololol

I am being very sensible 🙂‍↕️

I had an uncle who was some fucking convert weirdo and literally asked me to go do this religious thing so I thought “ugh this is some bonding” shit. He left two hours into it and I was left with a bunch of weirdos with failing marriages and children that hated them.

Dumpster fires or nothing

There’s a whole article in my head about how bitcoin is tied not to the dollar bc it is tied to transaction fees for businesses with slim margins , techno literacy and the fact that a lot of places still run on cash and if you’re using a credit card that is still the future.

not true

It's only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France otherwise it's just sparkling persuadoscience

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

trumps administration is whining and begging everyone to stop comparing ICE to the gestapo meanwhile they act just like the gestapo and use social media to post aesthetic videos making fun of and demonizing immigrants

Sure, what is making me obscenely wealthy is ruining the planet and guaranteeing that future generations will live with the dire consequences, but have you thought about how much you and your children don't matter, and how I deserve to be obscenely wealthy?

Can't help but notice that the media breathlessly reporting on the messages that shooters write on their bullets seems to have been followed by a surge of shooters writing messages on bullets

Made this realization by going USA -> Asia

Halloween costume: done

[clock goes under 2 minutes in any football game] a dad, to no one: can’t turn the ball over here

“Understanding the economics of murdering children is an important initiative of our policies because of the opportunity to create jobs for hard working Americans”

“In the wake of those shootings, an industry has emerged to try to protect schools — and business is booming. According to research, the school security industry is now worth as much as $4 billion, and it's projected to keep growing.” The school shooting industry. “American exceptionalism?”

It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

Changing the name of the Department of Defense will cost billions.We could build units for all unhoused veterans. Or give service members a pay raise so 35K active duty members wouldn’t have to rely on food stamps. Or… or… or…

Not sure whose fault it is primarily that most people don't seem to know that the president is basically a manager whose job is to carry out the will of Congress, and not The Country's Boss

There's a real disconnect between the heroic image that industries prop up for marketing purposes and the sad reality of their consumers. Kyoichi Tsuzuki's book "Happy Victims" shows the real lives of people who buy high-end designer clothes. I see a similar issue with guns.

IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction

If I laid out all my shoes and watches like this I would be committed to a psych ward within 10minutes

I think part of the lure of these chatbots is the illusion that there's an easily accessible answer to every question. I'm a busy man, just tell me what the best laundry detergent is, and also whether climate change is real