Kid just told me I looked like "Steve from the Minecraft movie." ...People think Jack Black is hot, right?

Life is better than parody

The unfortunate thing is, a good Gambit impression can turn into a GREAT Foghorn Leghorn really easily

We are LIVE!! After years of building, now we have our big Kickstarter live! This will determine the next 1-2 yrs of our projects! Please take a look & pledge anything you can! We need to make 100% of the min goal to get anything! Thank you! www.kickstarter.com/projects/201...

This week, I started listening to @thesojourn.bsky.social, an audio drama from the folks at Spacedock, and it's absolutely incredible. The show reminds me intensely of SG1 and Atlantis in tone, with an Expanse-like world plus Master and Commander on top. www.thesojournaudiodrama.com

I can't believe #SlaytheSpire2 is out and in my hands. Let's stream it together! Come and join the fun, and if you want, do some multiplayer with me! www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod #slaythespire #roguelike #twitch #stream

It's a TEAM UP STREAM! Myself and @adiesrock.bsky.social are gonna see how many of the #99NightsintheForest we can survive together! Or rather, we can survive with her carrying me. :) www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod

I'm live right now with a special treat - #StarTrekOnline Executive Producer @thomasthecat.bsky.social is here to talk about the new update, life as EP, and more! www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod #sto #startrek #trekkie #twitch #stream

Yesterday, we drove multi-wheeled trucks in space! Today...I'm probably gonna do more of that in #MassEffectAndromeda! Live now, come join! www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod #stream #twitch #masseffect #n7

#WarpspaceWednesdays...during the day! Mori, Rowan and I are live with some #NoMansSky! Let's see what #Remnant is all about! www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod #nms #stream #twitch

Starfleet Academy is not allowed to drop two episodes that good IN A ROW. Absolutely insane. What an incredible tribute.

The Muppet Show was PERFECT. Turns out, sometimes when you're adapting something for a modern audience, the best thing to change is...literally nothing. God, I hope it catches on. And I definitely got emotional watching it with my daughter.

I keep reposting this article because it needs to be seen. This is what responsible journalism on a discriminatory act against trans people looks like. Jo put in the work. It's no longer just my and others' personal accounts vs. random men with opinions. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Trying to fill my daughter's water bottle and the solid water kept bouncing off the sides and exploding on the floor. Man. Fuck Ice. All my homies hate Ice.

GOD that was beautiful episode of Starfleet Academy, holy shit. And to have my ship become canon in an episode that magical, Jesus. Or, Kahless. It's no secret how much I love the Klingons, so I'm biased, but this episode and wej duJ are two of the best Trek episodes I've seen in a looong time.

Part 2 of my journey to #Megman 's Sadness Cave from #TheProtomen 's #ActIII #ThisCityMadeUs! Last time, I almost died, what'll happen today? youtube.com/shorts/yj22H...

#TheProtomen 's Act III CD has actual coordinates for #Megaman 's location where he felt sad for a few decades. So I decided to go check it out! Part 1 of 3 is out today, with the next two parts over the next two days! www.youtube.com/shorts/ScfWV...

I think about this post a lot.

Yourself, but as a cartoon

Going live with #StarTrekOnline right now! Come and join us and we'll discuss today's Statesman-sized news! www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod #sto #trekkie #startrek #twitch #stream

I was trying to image search @franklyemily.bsky.social's jacket from today's Smosh, but Google thinks she's a screenshot from Split Fiction. :)

ICE just murdered someone in Minneapolis. Again. This time the person was already tackled and subdued and they just opened fire. When will it be too much? We have to rise up and fucking STOP THIS.

I have some friends who host a giant Oscar party every year, and every year they go and see every single movie that's nominated. Normally, I don't think I can...but I'm unemployed and I've seen half of them already. So maybe this year...

Yes. Yes. Yes. God, yes. youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?...

Let's find the place #WhereWindsMeet! Live now for some really hot guys who fly and swing swords and stuff! Come join in? www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod #wuxia #mmo #mmorpg #ftp #twitch #stream

Dearest Rebecca Sugar, Did you have to write an entire album calling me out, specifically? Was that necessary?

We're back from #MAGFest and back #streaming with #StarTrekOnline! See you all in the final frontier, live right now! www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod

Wandering around a con seeing new friends you made the day before is wonderful, but this is the first time I've been able to say, "We're you in the pit with me last night?" #MAGFest

I'm about to be on my way to #MAGFest, but first, we gotta head to the final frontier for some #StarTrekOnline! Live now! www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod #startrek #trekkie #sto #twitch #stream

Turns out there were a ton of amazing games released in 1998. But there's only one Ocarina of Time. Then, now, forever.

Truly, the cyberpunk future we deserve. Go go Power Rangers.

This sounds very cool.

We're live with some #Nidhogg2, so I can practice for the tournament at #MAGFest. Come and join me, will you? www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod #swords #nidhogg #swordfight #theleagueofswords

It's the last week of the League of Swords Kickstarter! We're teaming up with Instant Armory, the best way to design amazing items for your TTRPG games, and you can win a free stream of the next League of Swords show, and 50 coins in their app! Enter here: www.leagueofswords.com/instantarmory

I don't have a soundcloud but you might want to check out my friend @vengeancegod.bsky.social's LEAGUE OF SWORDS kickstarter. It's pro wrestling+fighting games all wrapped up in a fun live stunt show - with swords! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lea...

New Year, so time for a New Galaxy! We're going back to Mass Effect: Andromeda, and we're gonna figure out a place for all these people to live. Live now! www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod #masseffect #n7 #masseffectandromeda #stream #twitch

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

As we come near the end of the mid-holiday liminal space, I want to ask a favor. I know not everyone has the means to support us But if you like the idea of wrestling, but with swords, may I ask you to share this link? I deeply appreciate everyone. www.kickstarter.com/projects/lea...

everyone deserves food, and water, and medical care, and education, and entertainment, and a place to feel loved everyone EVERYONE

About to get on a plane to head to my family's for the holidays. You know what would be an awesome, awesome way to celebrate the holidays with me? My dream project, #TheLeagueofSwords, is doing a Kickstarter right now for our biggest show ever. (1/2)

My brain wants to write something pretty, but really, this just sucks. Rob and Michele Reiner are responsible for so many amazing movies, and of course, the one that changed my life in so many ways. Even without that, this would be a horrible tragedy. Rest in peace.

I had a damn fine time back on 6 Degrees of Star Wars talking about the prequels, art, objectivity and more!

epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this there are other, better franchises - let this one go

gonna say something that will either sound like gibberish or make complete sense. everyday the world becomes a little more like Dungeon Crawler Carl and that should scare the piss out of you

We're live now! Head to www.twitch.tv/vengeancegod to join the party and celebrate the League of Swords' first kickstarter! #swords #swordfight #wrestling #prowrestling

I'm back in the #streaming saddle, and today it's a HUGE party! We're celebrating the launch of #theleagueofswords on #Kickstarter, and you're all invited! See you at 4pm today, and remember to check out the kickstarter at: www.kickstarter.com/projects/lea...

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Just found out that I have JURY DUTY tomorrow! So, #streams this week may be in the usual schedule, or they may be all messed up. I'll post here when I'm about to go live, but no advance schedule this week.

My face when finding two carefully placed chick tracts in Vegas and throwing them directly in the trash:

I have seen Busta Rhymes rap with the Ninja Turtles and Lil John rap with Geoffrey the Giraffe, this timeline is weird.