Happy new year bad tie fans Let's hope 2000 is a good one #badtiemonday

She does. And it is the best.

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New post up on Beer Diary — some thoughts the recent history of Australia's annual Hottest 100 Beers survey, and Mountain Culture, the brewery who have dominated it while rapidly evolving and at the same time seeming stuck in their own mythic past.

This Starc lad seems alright. #ashes

I wanted something bright and happy to cheer up this Monday. I think this tie was homemade, it's quite a light fabric and no interfacing was used. I feel like it looks a bit like something a clown would wear. 👔 #badtiemonday #workwear #bright

Pretty flowers that look they were left in the sun too long. 👔 #badtiemonday #ties #flowers

Today's tie is what happens when Paisley meets diseased. 👔 #badtiemonday

Sometimes I want #badtiemonday to be pretty, but I don't always get what I want! #workwear #monday #tie

There's a lot going on with this one

Stripes, but in two directions and also fading boxes. #badtiemonday 👔

I just wear it for the articles #badtiemonday

Flowers or mould? You be the judge #badtiemonday

Just like last week, this week's #badtiemonday features uneven stripes. I particularly like / loath the black wiggles in the widest stripe. 🎀👔

The stripes on this make me feel slightly I'll. We can talk about the width later.

This feels like the designer's manager said "make a tie with stripes" and the designer thought 'I hate my job'. #badtiemonday #stripes #fashion

When the cost of living goes up, the width of ties comes down. NZ must be really proud of this one #badtiemonday

Don't threaten me with a good time.

You really should go

There is something about the colouring of this tie that puts me in mind of the 80s. The optical illusions if you stare too long just top it off #badtiemonday

Blue or gold? Circles or stars? Who knows anything anymore? #badtiemonday

It's a classic, wide, Connoisseur by Rodney. #badtiemonday

A fever dream of lions. #badtiemonday #workwear #tie

Everyone's favourite week of beer

This tie looks like one of those Magic Eye puzzles that I could never see. Maybe if l squint harder? #badtiemonday #workwear

Happy Anniversary! It's been roughly 15 years since Bad Tie Monday posted its first awful ties to the world. That's a lot of bad ties. It's enough to give you an optical migraine - which is exactly what today's tie looks like! See the last image for some of the earliest bad ties from the first day

I just don't know if there is enough Paisley on this tie, you know? #badtiemonday

It's almost restrained but what are those circlely bits doing? #badtiemonday

For this week's Bad Tie Monday I present a brown tie with two different personalities, and they are both bad.

I say have at it John

I went for a bit of a run youtu.be/hVet-Nm4q_Y

Sorry you can't afford to own a home, we had to beat China in the race to develop a better plagiarism app

My interior monologue for the last 24 hours

Today's Bad Tie Monday features rough fabric, random swirls, possible planets and what might be blood stains. (Cardigan is Rose by Andrea Mowry 🧶)

There have been many bad ties over the years, but in terms of sheer ugliness, this one is right up there #badtiemonday

For my first Bad Tie Monday on Bluesky I chose a Tie with butterflies and bugs, badly drawn against a blue background #badtiemonday

We love a topical tie at Bad Tie Monday Anyone for tennis? Or beer? #badtiemonday

"The group meets monthly to discuss everything from treatment and their fear of the cancer returning to football." Probably best if we don't let cancer play football. Or is "the cancer" in this case Eddie McGuire? www.theage.com.au/healthcare/t...

if you are unsure about your worth at work, just remember that somewhere out there someone working in tech is getting paid millions of dollars for their 'idea' to make products worse by adding ai

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

There is something very off about these Santas. I'd be asking for a working with children check And why is just that one naked??? #badtiemonday

Santa rocks. I have my doubts about how effective hooves would be for playing the saxophone. #badtiemonday

A Davenport Warner Bros tie. Not quite sure which character this is meant to be. I'm leaning towards a pig of some kind based on the nose? #badtiemonday

Brereton’s position is completely untenable, and this below proves it (again). Even the senators who supported the NACC are now turning on him. Even Helen Haines says she’s “deeply troubled” by some of his decisions.

This thread certainly inspires confidence in the NACC. The corrupt must be quaking.

"leading to vision problems including blindness or death" I hadn't really considered death as a vision problem before, but I guess it's not entirely incorrect from The Guardian.

A Royal Stewart tartan tie. Possibly homemade #badtiemonday

I mean delighted all my old twitter follows are here and posting now, but it all seems a bit late now? What did you think you were doing still being there?

Wide with blood splatters. Or are those tomatoes? #badtiemonday

I found this tie and matching pocket square waiting on my desk when I came into the office one morning. Thank you random colleague. #badtiemonday #paisley