HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

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You gotta go listen to this. @zaron3.bsky.social knocks it out of the park, as usual.

She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

Mike Lee, your blood type is mayonnaise.

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

Y’all here is a fun fact: Portland has a brand new volunteer organization called “operation inflation” that allows people to borrow inflatable costumes for protests. They just started a couple weeks ago and have like a 160 costume library (and counting because people keep donating).

Diva up, everybody.

Benioff isn’t kissing up to Trump (just) for ICE contracts. He needs govt approval of the Informatica deal worth $8 billion.

With this cluster of East Bay earthquakes, I started thinking about why they freak me out so badly. I was in high school during the Loma Prieta quake. My dad’s house in the Santa Cruz mountains collapsed. My mom was on the 30-somethingth floor in the City…

Aretha covering “The Weight”

The follow up question should be “why are you so out of the loop?” or “Oh, I thought you were more important, I guess.” or “you know everyone knows you’re lying when you say that, right?”

Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris

Please remember that Taraji P. Henson warned everyone with time to spare.

I am so tired of waiting to hear the news we’re all waiting for.

post you from a different era

Gonna hit it up because I want to operate at a higher plane.

No one ever talks about what defunding PBS is going to do to Viking River Cruises.

MY NERVES ARE SHOT.

The Vans on that piece of shit “agent” really drive home that they’re just picking up any neck beard from a microbrewery and telling him to suit up and crack skulls.

That’s an awful lot of important people all in one place…🤞

What if the Rapture already happened but literally everyone got left behind Picture Peter waiting at the gates like a debut author at a book signing Heaven's version of Y2K

Bunch of fireworks going off in my neighborhood right now. Did it happen?!?!

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

I highly recommend this episode of East Bay Yesterday @eastbayyesterday.bsky.social Heck, I recommend the whole podcast, but this episode is especially good. Come for the history of garbage collection, stay for the kitchen table storytelling.

Vance is with him, so wherever they’re going serves live mice.

Well I’ll be damned. I’ve got two books on there.

Rude Dudes are THE COOLEST.

Is anyone going to call that little porn goblin Mike Johnson out on his lie about this?

I found this in my Photoshop file and have a vague memory of making it. Don’t remember why.

A reminder of just how much they hate women, lest anyone forget.

The birthday message to the blessed virgin would be way better if he said “Mary” in a Jackée Harry voice.

Slightly diminish a book: Five or Six Years of Solitude

Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me

I am currently listening to this memoir (old lady Audible users unite!) and it is SO GOOD. Highly recommend it. This guy’s life was insane. Producer Dave @extraface.bsky.social hepped me to it. Dude knows all the good stuff.

I was in Chicago two weeks ago. The city was bustling. I felt safe walking around. People were lovely. Restaurants were PACKED with locals. The downtown was clean. “Killing field,” my ass.

explaining #gavinnewsom to non-californians (via nathanramospark on insta)

Aix, Rome, Glasgow, Hanalei, Bolinas

United Airlines WiFi is total garbage.

Bring back shame.

I found this in my Photoshop file and have a vague memory of making it. Don’t remember why.

Never cross a picket line.

They should add a second child and see if omelas gets more awesome

Please stop saying “cooked.”

It’s tough to tell silly hour-long crime stories right now. Truth be told, I’m deeply depressed. But the story I told this week about Emperor Norton was a balm for me. It’s my love song to San Francisco and the weirdos who made it so wonderful. Hope others love it, too. @emperornorton.bsky.social