Jalen perfect passer rating. Sirianni fantastic end of game clock management. Make Kevin walk home. #eagles

I can’t think of a game in recent memory that more illustrates a more obvious dichotomy between a poorly called OC game and a great QB game. Like, this is it. This is the true test for the talking heads. If you find much wrong with this game from Jalen you’re on drugs. Patullo fn sucks. #eagles

THROW HIM THE GD BALL ayyyyyy ohhhhhh for 37 yards and 6 #eagles

poor Naveen, that depressed nonbinary legend’s conservative grandma wouldn’t let him pursue his sewing dreams 😔

It goes without saying but I'm gonna day it anyway: fuck the Dodgers.

Had a thought yesterday… are “piss” and “shit” gendered language? … They are, aren’t they? Like those are masculine coded words. Now… I believe everyone should say piss and shit if they want, gender is a construct! Idk just something I noodled on the other day. #thinking

Republicans: “Stop calling us Nazis just because you disagree with us.” *Elon Musk Nazi salutes* Young Republican group: “I love Hitler.” This Congressman’s office:

the best example of male privilege is that little side urinal chute in the porta potty that you get to pee in while pretending for 45 seconds that you’re not in some gross toilet cubicle the gender pay gap is a close second

me, deciding which of the 12 urinals in one of the big work bathrooms to pee in: ok which one of you looks like you haven’t been peed in enough

PSN servers are down #nice

This is why the costumes are honestly brilliant. Ngo, who has never said a truthful thing in his entire life (remember the concrete milkshake?) now has to convince people inflatable Sesame Street and animal costumes are violent terrorists. Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.

That was fuckin weird lol Goff just yapping to the ref and getting a delay of game

Idk how else to say this… NFL teams starting with the ball at the 35 is woke (derogatory)

We get it, Scott Hanson, but that Pats play wasn’t that wild. We don’t need to see it 5 times lmao.

94 yards on 59 plays… Jets you fucking suck Glenn needs to bench Fields, it didn’t work, don’t make it worse

I think all these players were given delay-release Tylenol-laced Biscoffs on the flight over here… this Jets-Broncos game is horrendous

I feel like we’re going through a crisis of credulity as a culture. You can see it with this, you can see it with woo, and you can see it with AI. Nobody’s willing to stand up and say “this is stupid, what are you talking about?”, so people keep spinning out of control.

Battlefield 6… is fucking good. Hell yeah, brother! 🫡 (Now don’t fuck this up, EA.)

Every taunting call I see is less egregious (and therefore more egregious) than the last. Who asked for this haha

A thorough ass beating. Good on the Gmen, hats off to em. Eagles played like shit, Patullo needs gone… Dart played nice, Giants wanted it.

I mean, the Giants defended those tush pushes well… but it’s a 1 yard play, and the birds gained 0.75 yards on 4 plays in a row… what ya gonna do lol

Jaxson Dart looks pretty nice ngl… the Giants were gonna start Russell Wilson over this guy? lel ok

I just had to clear like 105 GB to make room for NBA 2k26… and now I have to clear another 100 GB prob for Battlefield 6! 😫 Day off tomorrow: golf AM, video games PM 🙂‍↕️

Save us, Ottoman Kempire 🙏

We were winning big like nobody had ever seen before and then all these flags came in and it became a totally rigged and stolen game and it’s terrible thing for our country.

i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly

Bo Nix in the 2nd half be like

And something I always make sure to say… you should never forget how to lose!

4-1, took a lot of weird offensive penalties and stuff to lose that, one… but it is okay to lose. Onto the short week! 🦅

This should be a quick review, looks like his hand was going forward, should be incomplete. Great rush by DeJean, though! 🦅

Boomer take: don’t do the lights off Duran entrance thing when you’re down by 2 runs lol.

Ghost jersey today 👻, feelin good… happy Friday everyone ✌️

Travis certainly isn’t enriching that lady’s brain huh 😝

“everything went totally limp on his body” ayo Collinsworth? we’re not doing phrasing anymore?

Rain, sleet, HEAT, or snow Eagles trained to go

Baker is a pure gamer brother, he is a dawg

Fuck I hope Nabers is okay. That sucks so much. 😖

Can't help but think that Patullo coached the first 2.5 games of this season as if Jalen Hurts was actually as bad as the idiot analysts claim he is, and the offense only turned around when he was forced to call plays as if his QB was actually good (which he is).

So that Goedert toss play is basically a condensed Andy Reid tunnel screen… so so sick.

Mannn Coop almost had that for a “fuck you” pick

No, the tush push is the worst thing in football. This bush league taunting rule totally isn’t. 🙄

Okay Jalen you can duck out at the 5 I promise lmao

Eagles said “fuck them kicks”

gotta be the only time in NFL history where touchdowns occurred on back-to-back defensive special teams plays, eh? E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!

Am I alone in not liking the minimalist Fox NFL scorebug? It looks amateurish to me.

Shifting into Go Birds mode 🦅

74” height and it’s all arms and legs

Is Kyler Murray even good? lol

What the actual hell is Josh Sweat doing 20 yards downfield in coverage against a receiving TE? Gannon you abject moron