Yoo my win rate as Peni Parker on the Bifrost Garden map of Yggsgard-Royal Palace gotta be like 80%. I am a monster with these webs! 🕸️💃 #MarvelRivals

we have a Cheez-It dump at the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl! Guess the Gatorade color ❌ Guess the Cheez-It flavor ✅ • Plain -210 • Extra toasty +230 •White cheddar +600 • Tabasco +2500

My Dec 30th was ~crazy~: 5-7p - drive to Boston 7:15-8 - Brazilian BBQ for dinner 9:30 - doors open for show 10-12a - opening DJs 12:15-1:55 - Porter Robinson’s set 2-2:30 - get coat back from coat check 2:45-4:45 - drive home from Boston 5:30-2p - slept Thank you for being you, Porter! 【=◈︿◈=】

Happy New Year, everyone! Here’s to 2026. 🍾

Am I trippin or was that a catch by Puka? #nfl

This was a quintessential 2025 Eagles game: • nasty weather • defense plays great • offense stagnates for a quarter+ • W ugly

Josh Allen doing Josh Allen things #eagles

“Is it Jalen Carter who blocked that” *camera immediately cuts to Jalen Carter with his hand 9 feet in the air*

Eagles Secondary

That was the sexiest 3 down series on defense I’ve seen since the SB with the two sacks KB mixing up the exciting whites! REEEEED MY KING

Okay it didn’t count but… are you allowed to do what Cooper DeJean did there? Push the player out of the way to prevent him from grabbing a loose fumble? So fucking smart.

What tf do they mean, “that looked like a pass”?! That was one of the clearest attempts at a tuck I’ve ever seen! #eagles

It is go birds time! 93% locked into the 3 seed and we’ve got yucky weather in Buffalo but 𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓉 𝑜𝓇 𝓈𝓃𝑜𝓌, 𝐸𝒶𝑔𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝑜

Here’s my predictions for which time slots during NFL wildcard weekend will be given to which games. Thoughts?

Darnold is pressing so bad right now. #nfl

This game is drunk!

I know I’ve said this before but these Chargers 00s unis are sooo nice #nfl

Battlefield servers just went down? ☹️

Real talk: this Detroit Lions team is the most unserious team I’ve seen this year. Playing with their food… and it’s the table scraps cat food Vikings. #nfl

My official take on Philip Rivers is: dudes rock lol he’s just out there for the love of the game

Bo Nix is such a bonehead

The #NFL is crazy this year. Truly these playoffs are gonna be wild. A lot of teams with strong defenses and offenses with flaws, and teams like CHI, JAX, NE are all teams a lot of people (read: me) won’t trust as good until they win a playoff game.

That NYG offsides penalty on their defensive picksix saved them 4 draft slots #nfl

Washington: • 1 draft pick in the first 73 🤭 • oldest roster in the league 🤭

Why are the announcers litigating if they think that penalty was a flag so much? Even if it wasn’t, there was *another* one on the defense too! lolol #eagles

lol I do think that was Nick being too cute and wanting to troll the Commanders/Luvu again… you gotta know Goodell told the refs to call a false start on the tush push if they see a muscle micro-twitch 😂 #eagles

Fuck, Jalen really sold that 4th and 1 didn’t he 🤣😂🤣😂 (buddy just stood there, no hard count, no yelling, no nothing) #eagles

go birds ✊🤏 dickhead

Go birds time say it back! 🗣️🦅

On the Seahawks unis… the mesh/slitted shoulders make me anxious, but I kinda fuck with the green-blue iridescent helmets and numbers. #TNF

This take isn’t new but… yeah I’m sorry, drives can’t start at the 35. Gaining 15 yards shouldn’t get you into Aubrey FG range. Make touchbacks go to the 20 or 25 again. #nfl

the good that you do persists in this world

it’s about that time ❄️🧤

They 100% teach WRs in Seattle to draw flags bc Shaheed could’ve gotten the flag if he had attempted to get the ball… but he just went right for trying to get flag 😂 #nfl

Alright, time to watch Rivers d*e #nfl

Bills 5 straight TD drives… 35-31 👀

Eagles not going for a McKee tush push there… bitchmade I tell ya! That drive was 17/79/11:22 btw #eagles

Tanner time?! #gobirds

Raiders are simply overmatched

Saquon inside run Saquon inside run AJ BROWN DEEEPBAALLLL

Godwin octopus! 🐙🏈8️⃣

so yeah that last Battlefield 6 update bricked my game so I had to uninstall and reinstall… thanks for that one, EA/DICE

WR screen on 3rd and 11 to an absolutely ice cold Smith bc you haven’t thrown him the ball I hate this team so much #eagles

I love animated movies and whimsy as much as anyone… but does anybody know… the Toy Story cast last year and the Monsters Inc cast tonight… who is this for, exactly? Kids? Are kids watching this? Is this getting them more into football? Genuinely asking! 😅

who’s ready to say “go birds” 🦅 #gobirds

Collinsworth saying “that tush push is a penalty waiting to happen” yeah the NFL wants this thing gone 🤣 and honestly I’m fine with that #eagles

Yeahhhh if I was a Washington Commanders fan I can’t stress enough how beyond pissed I’d be we’re risking our franchise QB in a lost season… I mean what do you mean he’s starting today lmfao 😭 #nfl

I do sort of think taking 2 stairs at a time is stair-mogging 🗿