Fkin shocking City

@peterstefanovic.bsky.social absolutely THRILLED with our CHRISTMAS MAN crackers that we actually forgot last year! That bulldog clip can keep all my BUSINESS papers together. Must comment on the ill fitting hats #christmasman @brianbutterfield.bsky.social

CW8>SK3>Foden!!!

Nooooo not now Rodri 😭😭😭😭

C'mon the Berts!

Lasagne!

The UN has concluded that Israel is committing Genocide in Gaza. If you agree that Israel is committing Genocide LIKE If it's time to sanction Israel completely RT

Uwe! Uwe Rosler!

Good morning to all. Except United fans. Happy Derby Day!

Oooo Mastermind special subject Bob Mortimer - BRING IT ON!

Home now and safe to say James Trafford is NOT a Premiership goalkeeper and I hope we have still got the receipt from Burnley.

He looks slightly different #totp

Mortgage Point, 745 9494

Phil Oakey here, fresh and direct from the meat festival #totp #noamonetarydeposit #turkeyseepage

I don't think so!

I know a few folk on here who teach/did teach in FE. Anyone ever hear of staff leaving and then returning? Not a career break or maternity or similar. Thinking it might be an option if it was the right place

Form an orderly queue please this one's going to be rammed

Man About The House is the greatest TV theme tune of all time. I will take you all in a fight about this.

Just going to spoil it for you all on purpose #totp

Ok Taskmaster series 20 can be now please with Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar!

Anyone want 2 tickets to the Charlatans for Thursday? Listing due to one of the team having a bone in her leg so can't go. Face value like and 100% legit www.twickets.live/app/block/10... #thecharlatans #castlefield #charlatanstickets

Settling down to watch @kneecapceol.bsky.social nai! #yoursnifferdogsareshite Also before the pearl clutchers demand it's taken down

www.mixcloud.com/live/MrsDenn... WE’RE LIVE NOW! Come & join in the nonsense @spiderduckie.bsky.social @grahamlister.bsky.social #musicalbonfire #resthomeravers #mibfunkicidedisco #BOGOF #domishalloumiheadbangers #totp

www.mixcloud.com/live/MrsDenn... Live now from Bridlington Pier (1975) it's the Electric Donkeyland summertime special! Special guest appearances before 12! Top light entertainment! @mrsdennisnewsagent.bsky.social #comedy #indie #northernsoul #cabaret #showbiz

Feeling bereft at no #totp tonight? Glasto just makes you sick? Jump on the charabanc 9am tomorrow for the Electric Donkeyland Summertime Special shenanigans live from Bridlington Pier! @mrsdennisnewsagent.bsky.social #comedy #indie

Well, Peter Capaldi belting out Take Me Out at Glasto wasn't the start to the weekend I was expecting

I can't wait to see the ratings for this Edmonds programme. It's going to be huge. But not for the reasons they expect. This is better than the Bros biopic.

He's gone full Partridge x 1000.

"Tiny eyes..." #totp

Ooh great The Real Thing will be on doing their song #totp

Something about Stan Collymore #totp

Everyone ten minutes ago: PLAY SOME SONGS WITH WOMEN ON THEM Everyone now: NOT LIKE THAT #TOTP

Might as well repost already 🤣 #totp

These boys are aged between 18 and 19. Their hormones are doing them damage #totp

It's definitely fisted, Mark #totp (I'm going to keep posting this until it makes them go away)

Shitey and the Shitehouse Family #totp

This is your two minute warning for the Musical Bonfire, live from Mrs Dennis' Newsagents, bring fire lighters, petrol cans and all combustibles www.mixcloud.com/mrsdennisnewsagent #burnbabyburn #pullitoff

www.mixcloud.com/live/MrsDenn... LIVE NOW!! Join us for a load of old nonsense and banging tunes #resthomeravers #musicalbonfire #MIBfunkicidedisco @spiderduckie.bsky.social @grahamlister.bsky.social

Hurray! #thesmiths #totp #morrisseyisstillatwat #johnnyfuckinmarr

If Andy Hoyland of Heaton Moor is watching it's about time you gave me my copy of Axel F back now, you've had it 40 years you cheeky twat. #totp

Frankie says I floofin hate this song stop singing it to me #totp #dogmusicaltaste

Mark E Smith was in my local 24-hour petrol station late one night, saw me and my mate in our City shirts in the queue behind him (following a long trip home from some far flung away game), and asked us what the score was.

Can you NEVER EVER play this again please, for the sake of humanity #totp

My birthstone is

I think my sister and her husband accidentally went to see the Lighthouse Family once. Well that's what the brother in law told me #totp 🤣

If you despised all of the shite on tonight's #totp there is a weekly Musical Bonfire every Sunday from 9.30am-1pm on www.mixcloud.com/MrsDennisNewsagent Send in your nominations and dance around the flames As endorsed by none other than Mr Clinton Baptiste #totp #mixcloud #clintonbaptiste