Let's not pretend that the founding fathers would be appalled by everything Trump is doing. They might hate that he's shredding the Constitution, but he'd win them over with his rampant racism and sexism!

A lot has changed in 25 years. These days, people settle differences with the mantra FAFO. But in business school, we learned that you did inventory using either FIFO or LIFO.

The Talarico insults coming from the right are predictably unhinged. (As if being vegan is widely viewed as a character flaw.) But the one that takes the cake is the accusation that he thinks god is nonbinary. That just straight-up makes sense. Isn't it far more weird to think god is a man?

I wish joy on this Mother's Day for some, but not all, of the mothers out there! Included: mothers who are currently being bombed, starved, displaced, oppressed, trafficked, and more. Excluded; anyone who has the nerve to say, "Happy Mother's Day," but also support war, occupation, and imperialism.

I was at #NoKings petitioning for Green Party candidates trying to get on the November ballot. The number of protesters, carrying signs demanding change, who blew right past me was infuriating. I'm not saying that Green is the only way to go, but this behavior makes liberals seem unserious.

MBS must be laughing his crown off listening to war-mongering American leaders describe the Iranian regime with words that could just as easily be applied to him and Saudi Arabia.

Iran's nuclear program is built with knowledge and resources. Knowledge cannot be destroyed, and resources will always be reacquired. Therefore, dropping bombs now makes nobody safer. All it does is ensure that we can drop more bombs in the future. Diplomacy is the only sustainable way forward.

Dear America, Please don't murder Iranians and sacrifice American lives in order to do so. Sincerely, An angry American

I found a neat set of daily movie and TV quizzes at Collider! They're very fun to play, and I'm learning cool trivia from the questions I miss. If you need a pop culture break from the horrors in the world, this might be the escape for you! collider.com/collider-quiz

Kansas is confirming what many of us already knew. It's not about protecting children, preserving fairness in sports, or making women safer. It's about punishing trans people. It's about creating as many barriers as possible for them to live a normal life. #FuckKansas

i know the situation in kansas right now is dangerous and terrifying. that said, i'm hoping to speak to someone who's had their license invalidated. i will do absolutely everything to protect your anonymity and maintain your safety. i can be reached securely via signal at marisakabas.04

If Trump truly cared about the people of Iran (which he absolutely does not), he would use their right to freely protest as a bargaining chip to allow the government to enrich uranium for energy and research purposes. Oh, and P.S. nobody should have nuclear weapons. Nobody. #FreeIran

Democrats want "better training" for ICE. That's interesting, because any time an agent does something abhorrent, the higher-ups tell us that it was justifiable. So how will better training fix anything if their standard is devoid of morality to begin with?

Not sure why Iran and America aren't BFFs. Both governments are run by religious cults who use state-sponsored terrorism to suppress free speech, propagate war, and murder their own people in broad daylight. Seems like they should be thick as *literal* thieves.

If you are livid at ICE, please remember that the Democrats not only *don't* want it abolished, but they continue to fund it. We need a new way forward. #abolishICE #democrats #greenparty #medicareforall #livingwage #sustainability #oligarchy #twopartysystem #whitesupremacy youtu.be/slVe7mFI_zM

Are you ready, Comrades? The US Empire is poised to fall, and a better future is in our hands. #usempire #patriarchy #women #riseup #empowerment #greenparty #Illinoisgovernor www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vId... (full text in subsequent posts)

I just joined the #QuitGPT boycott. OpenAI's president was the biggest donor in Trump's Super PAC's year-end report. It's time to hit 'em where it will hurt them the most. Uninstall, cancel, and stop using it. quitgpt.org

I'll take an entire team of Azeez Al-Shaairs before I'd take even ONE of the greedy, amoral fucks joining in Tom Brady's flag football game in Saudi Arabia. www.nfl.com/news/tom-bra...

My response to #ICE and its ongoing, rampant, illegal activity. Slides 1 through 4. Alt text included.

Police are required to always remain polite and calm. They are bound by a strict code of conduct that ensures fairness for all. And if you're ever unsure of what you can/should do in a given situation, police will honestly advise you to the best of their knowledge. Wait, no. That's casino dealers.

Bernie Sanders: "We need to be thinking seriously about a moratorium on data centers. You gotta slow this process down. It's not good enough for the oligarchs to tell us 'you adapt.' Are they gonna guarantee healthcare to all people? What are they gonna do when there are no jobs? Make housing free?"

Don't fill up on your Christmas feast. Come 2026, we're eating the rich.

I did like that old Andy Rooney piece about zippers they ran instead.

It's pretty annoying how many tributes to Michele Reiner can't even bother to spell her name correctly.

I think I might have Trump Derangement Syndrome. Like, for real. I know that expression is supposed to disparage people for being "too obsessed" with the president. But he's so unfathomably, irredeemably awful in every imaginable way that he seeps into my subconscious and poisons my every thought.

Too bad "social justice warrior" is a pejorative term, because I can't think of a better thing in life to be.

The second strike on the survivors of the Venezuelan "drug boat" should absolutely be investigated, and I hope Hegseth and everyone complicit are charged. But let's not lose sight of how egregious, immoral, and unlawful the initial strike was in the first place.

Christmas is a Die Hard movie!

The Manning brothers each won 2 Super Bowls and went to colleges with 3 double letters in their names. Peyton played in the AFC, was drafted by a team in an East division, and ended his career with a team in the West. Eli played in the NFC, was drafted by a team in the West, and ended in the East.

I guess Rosencrantz and Guildenstern aren't the only ones who are... RIP, Tommy Stops.

I know the backdrop of an indigenous genocide makes Thanksgiving quite uncomfortable. But at least it makes your family more palatable by comparison.

Please buy all Thanksgiving stuff(ing) by end of day tomorrow. We're going on a week-long #economicstrike from Wednesday 11/26 through Tuesday 12/2. No Black Friday shopping. No Cyber Monday deals. Withhold your money as much as you are able. Corporations are not our friends. They are the enemy.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

We are on the verge of realizing actual change. Zohran Mamdani represents possibilities that emerge when authentic leaders push themselves and their constituents to think creatively, optimistically, and humanely. I'll be holding my breath all day, crossing my fingers, and praying to the antifa god.

For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as the Scar-iest thing imaginable: Jeremy Irons from "The Lion King."

#Earlychildhoodeducators obviously face numerous challenges. But in this clip, Brittany acknowledges some of the biggest *rewards* of the job. Listen to our whole conversation by downloading this podcast today. Realist Revolution USA: available everywhere. #children #school #development #nurturing

If you want a Mayor who tells you everything that he can't do, Andrew Cuomo should be your choice. But if you want a Mayor who will use every tool at their disposal to lower the cost of living, I am the candidate for you.

I attended to make sure that we applied maximum pressure. It can't just be about Trump, the erosion of norms, and barbaric ICE raids. It needs to be about abolishing ICE, freeing Palestine, and condemning spineless Democrats who want to campaign on important issues but not actually solve them.

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

Does anybody have any tips for BDS-friendly Halloween candy? I want to be a good neighbor, but I also want to be a good person. So far, all I'm finding are Dum Dums, Tootsie Rolls, and Pez. With a selection that uninspired, I might as well give out apples and tooth brushes.

Pretty wild that Trump is threatening to federalize National Guard troops during a government shutdown. Forget the authoritarian overreach for a moment. He'd also be migrating them from funded payroll budgets to frozen ones. Some real insult-to-injury type nonsense.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

He’s probably distracted because he wanted to be at the Charlie Kirk Fireworks Festival

Today, I'm traveling to Utah. Not for an improv festival (#RRIF15), but as a pilgrimage to honor Charlie Kirk. I consider it to be a solemn obligation for every American patriot. This post is 100% sincere. It supersedes any remarks I've made in the past or will make in the future. #gunsarecool #nsa

27 states have the death penalty. I can't imagine anything more political than having to navigate the legal system (from prison) in order to prove your innocence. If you can't do it to their satisfaction, they can kill you. And only the governor can save you? Political violence is American policy.

Charlie Kirk made a career dehumanizing people to a degree that put their lives in danger. His words placed targets on their backs and may have encouraged some to take their own lives. We'll never know the extent of the damage he did, but it *was* political violence. Spare me the selective outrage.

Trump rebranding the Defense Department as the "Department of War?" That seems to be the perfect segue for Zionists to start screaming, "Israel has the right to war!"

When we get to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter is going to ask us if we ever committed a genocide (a big no-no for heaven). And if we say no, he's going to check the paper trail of our taxes, and say, "I disagree." And you know where we're headed after that, right? See you in hell, my fellow Americans.

Come arrest me. I'm about to burn the American flag: Stars and Stripes? More like Wars and Whites.