Not sure why Iran and America aren't BFFs. Both governments are run by religious cults who use state-sponsored terrorism to suppress free speech, propagate war, and murder their own people in broad daylight. Seems like they should be thick as *literal* thieves.

If you are livid at ICE, please remember that the Democrats not only *don't* want it abolished, but they continue to fund it. We need a new way forward. #abolishICE #democrats #greenparty #medicareforall #livingwage #sustainability #oligarchy #twopartysystem #whitesupremacy youtu.be/slVe7mFI_zM

Are you ready, Comrades? The US Empire is poised to fall, and a better future is in our hands. #usempire #patriarchy #women #riseup #empowerment #greenparty #Illinoisgovernor www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vId... (full text in subsequent posts)

I just joined the #QuitGPT boycott. OpenAI's president was the biggest donor in Trump's Super PAC's year-end report. It's time to hit 'em where it will hurt them the most. Uninstall, cancel, and stop using it. quitgpt.org

I'll take an entire team of Azeez Al-Shaairs before I'd take even ONE of the greedy, amoral fucks joining in Tom Brady's flag football game in Saudi Arabia. www.nfl.com/news/tom-bra...

My response to #ICE and its ongoing, rampant, illegal activity. Slides 1 through 4. Alt text included.

Police are required to always remain polite and calm. They are bound by a strict code of conduct that ensures fairness for all. And if you're ever unsure of what you can/should do in a given situation, police will honestly advise you to the best of their knowledge. Wait, no. That's casino dealers.

Bernie Sanders: "We need to be thinking seriously about a moratorium on data centers. You gotta slow this process down. It's not good enough for the oligarchs to tell us 'you adapt.' Are they gonna guarantee healthcare to all people? What are they gonna do when there are no jobs? Make housing free?"

Don't fill up on your Christmas feast. Come 2026, we're eating the rich.

I did like that old Andy Rooney piece about zippers they ran instead.

It's pretty annoying how many tributes to Michele Reiner can't even bother to spell her name correctly.

I think I might have Trump Derangement Syndrome. Like, for real. I know that expression is supposed to disparage people for being "too obsessed" with the president. But he's so unfathomably, irredeemably awful in every imaginable way that he seeps into my subconscious and poisons my every thought.

Too bad "social justice warrior" is a pejorative term, because I can't think of a better thing in life to be.

The second strike on the survivors of the Venezuelan "drug boat" should absolutely be investigated, and I hope Hegseth and everyone complicit are charged. But let's not lose sight of how egregious, immoral, and unlawful the initial strike was in the first place.

Christmas is a Die Hard movie!

The Manning brothers each won 2 Super Bowls and went to colleges with 3 double letters in their names. Peyton played in the AFC, was drafted by a team in an East division, and ended his career with a team in the West. Eli played in the NFC, was drafted by a team in the West, and ended in the East.

I guess Rosencrantz and Guildenstern aren't the only ones who are... RIP, Tommy Stops.

I know the backdrop of an indigenous genocide makes Thanksgiving quite uncomfortable. But at least it makes your family more palatable by comparison.

Please buy all Thanksgiving stuff(ing) by end of day tomorrow. We're going on a week-long #economicstrike from Wednesday 11/26 through Tuesday 12/2. No Black Friday shopping. No Cyber Monday deals. Withhold your money as much as you are able. Corporations are not our friends. They are the enemy.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

We are on the verge of realizing actual change. Zohran Mamdani represents possibilities that emerge when authentic leaders push themselves and their constituents to think creatively, optimistically, and humanely. I'll be holding my breath all day, crossing my fingers, and praying to the antifa god.

For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as the Scar-iest thing imaginable: Jeremy Irons from "The Lion King."

#Earlychildhoodeducators obviously face numerous challenges. But in this clip, Brittany acknowledges some of the biggest *rewards* of the job. Listen to our whole conversation by downloading this podcast today. Realist Revolution USA: available everywhere. #children #school #development #nurturing

If you want a Mayor who tells you everything that he can't do, Andrew Cuomo should be your choice. But if you want a Mayor who will use every tool at their disposal to lower the cost of living, I am the candidate for you.

I attended to make sure that we applied maximum pressure. It can't just be about Trump, the erosion of norms, and barbaric ICE raids. It needs to be about abolishing ICE, freeing Palestine, and condemning spineless Democrats who want to campaign on important issues but not actually solve them.

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

Does anybody have any tips for BDS-friendly Halloween candy? I want to be a good neighbor, but I also want to be a good person. So far, all I'm finding are Dum Dums, Tootsie Rolls, and Pez. With a selection that uninspired, I might as well give out apples and tooth brushes.

Pretty wild that Trump is threatening to federalize National Guard troops during a government shutdown. Forget the authoritarian overreach for a moment. He'd also be migrating them from funded payroll budgets to frozen ones. Some real insult-to-injury type nonsense.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

He’s probably distracted because he wanted to be at the Charlie Kirk Fireworks Festival

Today, I'm traveling to Utah. Not for an improv festival (#RRIF15), but as a pilgrimage to honor Charlie Kirk. I consider it to be a solemn obligation for every American patriot. This post is 100% sincere. It supersedes any remarks I've made in the past or will make in the future. #gunsarecool #nsa

27 states have the death penalty. I can't imagine anything more political than having to navigate the legal system (from prison) in order to prove your innocence. If you can't do it to their satisfaction, they can kill you. And only the governor can save you? Political violence is American policy.

Charlie Kirk made a career dehumanizing people to a degree that put their lives in danger. His words placed targets on their backs and may have encouraged some to take their own lives. We'll never know the extent of the damage he did, but it *was* political violence. Spare me the selective outrage.

Trump rebranding the Defense Department as the "Department of War?" That seems to be the perfect segue for Zionists to start screaming, "Israel has the right to war!"

When we get to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter is going to ask us if we ever committed a genocide (a big no-no for heaven). And if we say no, he's going to check the paper trail of our taxes, and say, "I disagree." And you know where we're headed after that, right? See you in hell, my fellow Americans.

Come arrest me. I'm about to burn the American flag: Stars and Stripes? More like Wars and Whites.

Some guy in a pickup did a drive-by pepper spray attack at our Gaza rally today. He hit one person in the eyes, and he sped so dangerously close to the curb, he could have easily clipped someone. These pro-Israel maniacs love genocide so much they'll hurt anyone who says it's wrong.

Can't believe this needs to be said. If Texas gerrymandering is wrong, then retaliatory gerrymandering by California is also wrong. Yes, the left needs to fight back on as many fronts as they can. But committing the same action that you are denouncing makes you lose all credibility.

Look, I'm as curious as anybody else about what Omar and Mike did in their adolescence. But their privacy is important, too. DO NOT RELEASE THE EPPS' TEEN FILES!

Whenever my laptop starts up, I'm like, "Damn, is Jay Leno about to do a voice over?" But then I remember that Lenovo is the brand of computer I have, and not a V.O. indicator.

If 7 ate 9, then 6 has nothing to be afraid of. Clearly, 7 only has an appetite for numbers that are two away from it. Notice how 8 was unharmed? So, mathematically, it should be 5 who's afraid of 7. And 6 should feel safe due to 8's survival. Just so we're clear on the logic of it all.

Do you love improv comedy or RPGs? How about when they meet in one beautiful show? I'm proud to be a tiny part of this new podcast, created and hosted by @magoogs.bsky.social. Join three monster hunters on a rip-roarin', dice-rollin', mystery-solvin' adventure through LA. #MonsterOfTheWeek #GenCon

We are no better than the systems we participate in.

Just got back from our weekly Palestine protest. A Carbondale cop came up to me and told me to stay out of the street or he'll write me a ticket.

I crunched some numbers. By the end of this September, each US tax paying household will have contributed an average of $226 toward genocide. Even if you are the biggest Zionist, Islamophobic, racist, rich jerk out there... wouldn't you rather have that money than not? #FreePalestine #FuckTheIOF

I helped my nibblings record some commercial parodies. They did one about Harry Potter, and in it, my 10-year-old niece mistakenly misgendered J.K. Rowling. I have no idea if it was a slip of the tongue, or if she actually thinks Rowling is a man. Either way, I've never been prouder of anybody ever.

Just now remembering when John McCain, allegedly one of the good Republicans, sang "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran" on the campaign trail.

I bet when Waterford kept calling her Offred, one day she just snapped and was like, "That's not my name! For the Juneteenth time!"

For anyone wondering, my Iranian family is safe for now, as far as I know. But my human family is anything but. They are being brutalized, intimidated, harassed, kidnapped, exploited, and killed. Fuck ICE, capitalism, imperialism, the patriarchy, white supremacy, misogyny, war, and complacency.