Today’s #wordle is 100% a project Hail Mary reference!

Crash out. A phrase you don’t want associated with the leader of your nation.

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

Where are Kid Rock & Lee Greenwood when you really need them?

They are giving away free White House UFC fight tickets to the military.. BUT ONLY IF THEY MEET HEIGHT AND WEIGHT REQUIREMENTS!! ( They are worried what it will look like on TV) 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤦‍♀️🤣🤡🤡You couldn’t make this stuff up.

I’m considering it a #golf related #wordle today!

We never could have predicted that if you deregulate factories and allow them to manage their own safety measures, multiple people will die in industrial accidents and huge areas nearby will have to be evacuated. Profits over people!

3 of the last 4 books I have read been TERRIBLE. I have got to stop getting recommendations off TikTok. I swear those people don’t even read the books, they just jump on the bandwagon of popular books.

No greater deconversion tool than the bible.

It’s too soon to talk about ballrooms.. right now we must only focus on #thoughtsandprayers

It is no longer safe without a secure ballroom. Bullet proof glass, anti-drone technology.. the whole nine yards. We cannot allow the most important people in America to become victims of gun violence. We must IMMEDIATELY begin construction on a fortified ballroom.. in every school in America.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

I’m not sure I’m emotionally ready for tonight to be the last episode of The Pit. Yes.. another season will eventually come out, but based on The Last of Us I have trust issues with HBO

Only one more episode of #ThePitt left and I am not sure what I’ll do with myself!!! 😢😢😢

If the moron JD Vance wants to negotiate with Iran he needs to stop pronouncing it with his nasally “EYE RAN” It’s “Eh- Rawn” and it’s insulting to get it wrong Such a fucking douchebag

Interesting choice of milestone marker.

Delulu

This shit is fucking weird.

Kelloggs really going all in with these new ads

LGB: Let’s Go Blood clot!

107 million people voted in the 2022 midterms You know the 8+ million people who turned out for today’s protest are going to vote like their lives depend on it.. That is nearly 10% of the entire voting public protesting today. That is not insignificant

Congrats to all the new residents who were matched today to their new homes! #matchday #medicalschool #futuredoctors

You didn’t need any words after the first four.

So many butt hurt MAGA fools on the internet today. I mean, you have to admit you were fooled by a corrupt babbling bafoon in the White House, the only way to get past the embarrassment is by lashing out.

Helluva 2026 pic by Megan Varner.

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Fuck your money

I love #golf and I would try to keep up with his round count, but I’d never see my family

If they are losing Florida they really are fucked.

The more I read about Henry VII the more I realize history repeats itself. A disgusting fat leader who surrounded himself with yes men, changed laws to serve his needs & remove detractors, used religion to manipulate the public while being completely un-Christian. Replaced wives w/ younger ones.

I just really really dislike Tom Kim. He just seems like such a douchebag. #TGS #Golf

It must be *infuriating* to TSA agents, who are NOT getting paid, to see lazy ICE agents, who ARE getting paid, lounging about the airport and doing nothing to help either them or passengers.

ALERT: Professional news. Nine days after leaving CBS, I have found a new professional home: Chief Washington Correspondent and Anchor for @meidastouch.com

Imagine embracing your child if they are a domestic abuser, racist, asshole, or narcissist but shunning them if they are gay.

No Mr. Beast.. we already know we won’t like your episode. #survivor #survivor50

What can I say? pattern: Snarkycrafter.com

ANOTHER Duggar brother arrested for molesting a 9 year old (Joseph) Someone better look at JimBob’s hard drives because they have to have learned it from someone. #18kidsandcounting

He isn’t wrong. The last episode was a shit show, even though the actual gameplay was great. If I have to sit though CBS jerking off Mr. Beast for 20 minutes.. they will have lost me this season. #Survivor #survivor50

I made my favorite @carlhiaasen.com book all sparkly. If you haven’t read it yet and you hate national leaders that are addicted to tanning.. you should #IYKYK

I feel ya Roger.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

I’m sorry if this man wants to fish and have confessionals on #survivor50 he should just apply to play

These celebrity cameos on #survivor are MORONIC!! The show stands alone without them and this just cheapens it and pulls you out of the game. Fuck that. #survivor50