I’m aware that digging Goose isn’t “cool” but I’m a 49 year old dad who wears pants from Costco. You think I give a shit?

The bluegrass virtuoso brings back the spirit of Tiny Desk's early days: fewer microphones to capture "the way these instruments are meant to sound." n.pr/3KD1SiI

I hated to see the former player at my daughter’s school get knocked out but this was a big win for our favorite team.

How is it possible that I now find Ron Slay entertaining on TV. Have I grown old? Has he? What’s happening here!?!?

I think this is a great hire for Kentucky since target #1 was off the board. His offenses at Oregon have been excellent. Looking forward to the Will Stein era in Lexington. kykernel.com/120835/sport...

Firing Mark Stoops 8 hours after Jon Sumrall signs with Florida (for less money than we are paying Stoops) is the dumbest thing I’ve seen Kentucky do and I’ve seen us do tons of dumb stuff.

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Futurebirds Doom Flamingo Everclear Chris Knight Springsteen

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 🥬 🫘 🥔 🍅

This Texas - Kentucky volleyball match has been incredible. Kentucky down 2-0 has come screaming back to force a 5th set. Amazing.

This is a woman’s volleyball account now.

Uh…. Was this his Dirty Dancing interview reel? I’m calling it an official prequel

I really hope they save this school. My friend @kevinwfaris.bsky.social is doing incredible work with these kids.

When you are in your late 40s in Hells Kitchen you have to hit up the diner where Seinfeld was born.

29 years of unspeakable fun!

Sunrise, sunset. Rinse, repeat.

I hate to say I told you so but this was such an obvious scam from the drop. www.wkyt.com/2025/10/28/t...

Death, Taxes, Mark Stoops giving up a score in the last two minutes of the first half.

The room where this wonderful memory all happened no longer exists. www.espn.com/blog/college...

My daughter is 15 and she’s back at it again! #NoKings

There is currently a small No Kings protest on tiny Isle of Palms, SC. In my 6 years of living here I don’t think I’ve ever seen a protest for any reason.

It’s true. I was there. Of all of the shows I’ve been to this was one of them.

A bye week firing in Lexington would be hilarious.

I have 9 and 11 year old daughters. I’ve listened to the new Taylor Swift album exactly 11 times in 4 days. I’ve been to the movies for the album release thing. I now own a physical copy of said album. After all this - I kinda really like it.

My college roommate should get into sports gambling. Georgia goes up 14-0 at 12:39. Cats stink.

This Shaw dude for the Cubs stinks.

This woman lives on my island and she is a TREASURE. 106 years young today!

Sorry for misspeaking. They already existed but were dismissed. This will be round two. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/h...

Pitch perfect

Concert consumer claims Live Nation CEO is overpaid and out of touch faroutmagazine.co.uk/live-nation-...

In case you were wondering why they’re going after Tylenol - follow the money. Lawsuits incoming just like this 👇🏻 www.npr.org/sections/sho...

Oh yesssssssssss @umphreys.com

Proud to say I hated Bruce Pearl way before it was cool. Screw that guy.

This tracks. The very wealthy people I know are flitting off to Europe for long weekends and it feels like everyone else is starting to tighten up recently.

Well, we own 2 rabbits now 🫣

Tonight I am going to a band party on Goat Island which can only be reached by boat. I love this weird place where I live.

Folks keeping track know that before last night this was Phish’s last show in Kentucky. No doubt they would rise to the occasion last night. open.spotify.com/album/503Q0E...

“You see the legos are stitched together to become songs. Each lego was part of an UmBowl fan experience. They are from Raw Stewage sets. Each Raw Stewage set is made up of individual Jimmy Stewarts which are kind of like jams but not jams. And fans vote. And then they are combined…”

For you phishy people in town for the weekend

I’m pretty sure the reason Kentucky can’t get a drive going is because the QB’s grandchildren took his keys away.

The only @umphreys.com HOF albums I’m missing in my collection are 2010, 2012 and 2013. With unlimited cash I’d buy all 3 on the secondary market.

Nice to see that the old alma mater hasn’t changed much in 22 years abovethelaw.com/2025/09/law-...

Clifford Ball Slave That is all.

Would love to see Kentucky get a little frisky in the 2nd half. First half provided no frisk.

I’m wildly pessimistic about the Kentucky football season that is upon us. However with 50 new players on the roster I very well could be (would love it if I’m) wrong.

Shithole country. (And if you’ve never at least experienced getting a notice that your child’s school is in a lockdown due to an active threat you have no idea)

Fleetwood Mac and Cheese

ekoostik one hitter