Chris
@chris-in-seattle.bsky.social
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Seattle gay man doing gay things.
An hour of edging and whoops. Glad I was wearing glasses
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3 days ago
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Still
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3 days ago
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This week was rough, but at least my boss has started emailing people saying they don’t need to involve me in their every minuscule question.
3 days ago
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Morning gym to myself, and my bicep is nearly showing!
10 days ago
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Went to gym during the Super Bowl parade, and there was nobody there.
19 days ago
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Just booked flight to Berlin in April, six years after it should have happened! Marks my first trip outside North America. Visiting my brother and his husband, and very excited for 3 weeks off work. No clue when that last happened.
23 days ago
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Though I’m not wild about a Rate-a-Queen system deciding outcomes for Drag Race, I’m glad it’s normalizing ranked-choice voting.
24 days ago
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Catherine O’Hara is an icon
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about 1 month ago
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Alarm set for 5:20am tomorrow for gay Christmas morning! (Oscar nominations)
about 1 month ago
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Qtp with a movie your rate a perfect 10/10 🍿 (and keep it Fosse)
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about 1 month ago
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After gym, now to go talk to Canadians.
about 2 months ago
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Lunch break workout. Hello internet gays.
about 2 months ago
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Coffee machine beeps in office. Me: “my pulverized mistress beckons”
about 2 months ago
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Birthday suit activated. Here’s to 38!
about 2 months ago
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New Year’s Resolution for the year: do new things. Try new restaurants, cook new squashes and breads, meet new people. Not ground breaking or specific, and those are the ones at which I tend to exceed.
about 2 months ago
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Happy New Year, Ladies!
2 months ago
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feral streep
2 months ago
new year, new me(n inside me)
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Make the Yuletide gay. The rest of the year bisexual.
2 months ago
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Stayed home from church cuz heathen, but also to comfort doggos scared by fireworks. Full body shakes. Poor babies.
2 months ago
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Took a break from cooking dinner to crush some twenty-something cousins in cross cup. Glad I still remember something from college.
2 months ago
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“What I lost at church, I gained at brunch”
3 months ago
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After a week with parents, their young children and dogs, I appreciate my childless, heathen life. Already have plans to plow our fuck buddy and go to a double feature.
3 months ago
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Aerith Gainzbro
3 months ago
MFW I see the enormous turkey I’m responsible for carving by myself 😔
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Happy bottoms posting about getting stuffed eve, one and all!
3 months ago
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3 months ago
A lot of sun in San Diego for these Seattle boys, but spending time with elephants is always a joy.
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The number of Chris’s I’ve hooked up with…
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3 months ago
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Too much sun for Seattlites.
3 months ago
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A movie that takes place where you’re from.
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3 months ago
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Happy Birthday to me!
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3 months ago
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This Wednesday, we’re both wearing pink
#humpday
3 months ago
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Yesterday could have been considered a coma day. Take a little nap that lasts 4-5 hours 😬 but today I feel awake for the first time since DST. I knew it was time for a reset.
4 months ago
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Hosted jockstrap/sweater party, and it’s gonna need to be an annual November tradition. Slutty, cozy evening with baked goods and charcuterie. Next year I’ll have to remember to actually take a picture! 🤦♂️
4 months ago
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Husband has been enjoying my ass this week, and I keep wanting more 😇
4 months ago
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected
4 months ago
Seattle peeps! Public Service Announcement
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Successive messages from blank profiles. Anonymity makes people WILD.
4 months ago
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The Associated Press
4 months ago
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
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Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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Sorry, shan’t.
4 months ago
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Was a good boy and got to my gym early. And as a treat I have it all to myself.
4 months ago
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I love weekend morning sex. We call it breedfast
4 months ago
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Good morning folks. Everyone seems so hopeful today. 😃
4 months ago
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Rain City Thicc 🌲🍁🍂
4 months ago
Walked past one of the ballot boxes on the hill today (where the demographic is <35) and there were about 7 people walking w/ballots in hand The officials opened the box and the 4ft tall bin was overflowing with ballots😍 Do NOT fuck this up, Seattle! TURN THOSE BALLOTS INTO A BALLOT BOX NOW!🗳️
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Why the fuck are we still doing daylight savings time? Tired af, mental health awful, everybody a mess. Just end it.
4 months ago
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It’s pretty ironic that no shave November is for prostate cancer awareness, and no nut November is probably bad for the prostate.
4 months ago
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Split squats are pure evil. They are innocent enough while doing them, honestly a fun challenge. And then hamstrings are screaming for days. Rude.
4 months ago
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Bi-curious sides that only say “hey”
4 months ago
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Watching Misery and the thought of hobbling has me jumpy.
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5 months ago
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Went to Portland. Took a little walk in the woods. Resting before nightlife.
5 months ago
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Been a while since I took a photo in front of my favorite fan 🪭
5 months ago
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Celebrating
#toweltuesday
on my day off.
6 months ago
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Bitch, do you think two tops in Seattle need to pay for bottoms??? Also, we don’t teach; we wreck.
6 months ago
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