An hour of edging and whoops. Glad I was wearing glasses

Still #fcf for 25 minutes in Seattle.

This week was rough, but at least my boss has started emailing people saying they don’t need to involve me in their every minuscule question.

Morning gym to myself, and my bicep is nearly showing!

Went to gym during the Super Bowl parade, and there was nobody there.

Just booked flight to Berlin in April, six years after it should have happened! Marks my first trip outside North America. Visiting my brother and his husband, and very excited for 3 weeks off work. No clue when that last happened.

Though I’m not wild about a Rate-a-Queen system deciding outcomes for Drag Race, I’m glad it’s normalizing ranked-choice voting.

Catherine O’Hara is an icon

Alarm set for 5:20am tomorrow for gay Christmas morning! (Oscar nominations)

Qtp with a movie your rate a perfect 10/10 🍿 (and keep it Fosse)

After gym, now to go talk to Canadians.

Lunch break workout. Hello internet gays.

Coffee machine beeps in office. Me: “my pulverized mistress beckons”

Birthday suit activated. Here’s to 38!

New Year’s Resolution for the year: do new things. Try new restaurants, cook new squashes and breads, meet new people. Not ground breaking or specific, and those are the ones at which I tend to exceed.

Happy New Year, Ladies!

new year, new me(n inside me)

Make the Yuletide gay. The rest of the year bisexual.

Stayed home from church cuz heathen, but also to comfort doggos scared by fireworks. Full body shakes. Poor babies.

Took a break from cooking dinner to crush some twenty-something cousins in cross cup. Glad I still remember something from college.

“What I lost at church, I gained at brunch”

After a week with parents, their young children and dogs, I appreciate my childless, heathen life. Already have plans to plow our fuck buddy and go to a double feature.

MFW I see the enormous turkey I’m responsible for carving by myself 😔

Happy bottoms posting about getting stuffed eve, one and all!

A lot of sun in San Diego for these Seattle boys, but spending time with elephants is always a joy.

The number of Chris’s I’ve hooked up with…

Too much sun for Seattlites.

A movie that takes place where you’re from.

Happy Birthday to me!

This Wednesday, we’re both wearing pink #humpday

Yesterday could have been considered a coma day. Take a little nap that lasts 4-5 hours 😬 but today I feel awake for the first time since DST. I knew it was time for a reset.

Hosted jockstrap/sweater party, and it’s gonna need to be an annual November tradition. Slutty, cozy evening with baked goods and charcuterie. Next year I’ll have to remember to actually take a picture! 🤦‍♂️

Husband has been enjoying my ass this week, and I keep wanting more 😇

Seattle peeps! Public Service Announcement

Successive messages from blank profiles. Anonymity makes people WILD.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.

Sorry, shan’t.

Was a good boy and got to my gym early. And as a treat I have it all to myself.

I love weekend morning sex. We call it breedfast

Good morning folks. Everyone seems so hopeful today. 😃

Walked past one of the ballot boxes on the hill today (where the demographic is <35) and there were about 7 people walking w/ballots in hand The officials opened the box and the 4ft tall bin was overflowing with ballots😍 Do NOT fuck this up, Seattle! TURN THOSE BALLOTS INTO A BALLOT BOX NOW!🗳️

Why the fuck are we still doing daylight savings time? Tired af, mental health awful, everybody a mess. Just end it.

It’s pretty ironic that no shave November is for prostate cancer awareness, and no nut November is probably bad for the prostate.

Split squats are pure evil. They are innocent enough while doing them, honestly a fun challenge. And then hamstrings are screaming for days. Rude.

Bi-curious sides that only say “hey”

Watching Misery and the thought of hobbling has me jumpy.

Went to Portland. Took a little walk in the woods. Resting before nightlife.

Been a while since I took a photo in front of my favorite fan 🪭

Celebrating #toweltuesday on my day off.

Bitch, do you think two tops in Seattle need to pay for bottoms??? Also, we don’t teach; we wreck.