the "Z" is for Zaltzman! @thebugle.bsky.social @zaltzcricket.bsky.social

Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.

We definitely need a new term for this kind of person, and I propose “prolapsed Catholic.”

Who woulda thought that Kylie Jenner would be a glasshole except everyone?

PSPP endosse un referendum sur les itinérants. On les traite tu de bloke ou immigrant?

La seule chose qui manque à PSPP de completer sa transformation en MBC, c'est 3 ou 4 mentons.

Il ne faut pas comparer Brexit et Quebrexit!

Between the vagina candle, steaming and then putting stones in said vagina, no one should be surprised that her judgment might be a bit impaired 😂

This video is for my geography teacher who said that I will never go anywhere in life. Haha, look at now. Eiffel Tower, Italy.

I dunno if Albertans will be huge fans of the CAQ "No blokes, no problem" mantra.

Abordages!

Continuons!

The PQ is commited to their "No blokes, no browns no Problem" platform.

Les gestionnaires des projets du ministère de santé ont bu trop de boissons energissantes 🤣 ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/225...

I’m on this week’s bugle! Listen, @JoshGondelman is just the best. Best writer, best to work with and Andy as ever juggles satirical wit like there’s an angry king throwing chicken at him. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bitcoin-dana-white-and-running-robots/id265799883?i=1000767594234

I'm on The Bugle this week with Andy and @alicefraser.bsky.social! You can listen to it in your podcast-listening apps or watch (and listen to) it here!

Pour notre journée de congé Lundi prochain, je vous presente... La reine Plamondon!

spa moé, c'est lui!

If Chambly had any falcons, especially bilingual ones, they'd be shitting on this guy's head.

Le débacle caquisse n'est pas assez débacleux. Continuons

Les souverainistes pensent que les immigrants sur lesquels les ils chient dessus depuis des decennies vont rester ici au lieu de prospérer dans le ROC. 🤡

370 000 québecois ont quitté l'urgence sans etre traité, mais la priorité caquisse demeure chier sur les minorités. Continuons.

Continuons.

Pas de gaspillage! ☝️😏

Il a utilisé l'exemple de PSPP, un fédéraliste qui est maintenant un souverainiste parce qu' il y a plus de chances de gagner un siège. L'intégrité de nos politiciens est #topnotch. #continuons

Continuons le recul.

Continuons le renouveau. 😂

What could possibly go wrong?

Drainville couldn't get a job from Radio-Can after not working there for over 5 years so he's gonna just not work and get paid by the Quebec taxpayers instead. #continuons

Dual hernia surgery is no fun, but tolerable. Don't get old, yo!

Leave it to the American owned Globe and Mail to spin that less than 60% of conservatives want Poilievre to stay on as leader.

A former peacekeeper from Kahnawake is being hailed as a hero by residents on McVey Street in Lasalle after he ran into a burning building and rescued several residents.

Y pensait que personne ne le verrait. ☝️😅

My favorite Bible verse: So help me God, I thought turkeys could fly.

Trump as Jesus resurrected Bruce Jenner.

Hegseth can make peace with Tarantino. He just needs to show T his feet.

Ça va couter combien aller à Plessisville?

If Drainville would have managed to keep his gig at the CBC, he'd be done with politics.

S' il y a de la tariffication dynamique, n'achetez simplement pas de billets.

Continuons...

How to Set Up a Dry Fly Rig — Fly Fishing for Beginners | Episode 9 Check on YouTube

Today is a special day when Passover and Easter synchronize and Catholics eat chocolate eggs laid by a rabbit and Jewish people put chocolate on Matza to try and make it taste good. Interfaith Miracles!

Old and busted, Angine de Poitrine New hotness, Drusky.

No charismatic Alan Dershowitz, no ratings!

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

“I once went to war against Iran for reasons which are still unclear, yet also made a deal to buy $14bn worth of oil from the same country” David Mitchell: “Why? WHY would you buy $14bn of oil? What do you need it for?” “I borrowed a bike from Cheryl Baker and it has a squeak.”

When Chuck Norris met the Grim Reaper 😂

Montreal used to be called little New York, but thanks to the CAQ, it's now being called big Assomption.