Will Davies
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Sometimes a comedy man.
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I have been doing looksmaxxing. Every day I look at the maximum number of things and then I get tired and have a big sleep.
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Jim Waterson
4 days ago
Londonās āworst mass eviction in recent historyā is underway; hundreds of households across London told to get out of their homes this week by the same landlord, ahead of the renters rights act. The landlord? Billionaire Asif Azizās Criterion Capital.
www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-...
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Who's the billionaire behind Londonās biggest mass eviction?
He's the London philanthropist who says he's committed to solving homelessness. So why is Asif Aziz's Criterion Capital rushing to make hundreds of Londoners homeless in the coming weeks?
https://www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-mass-eviction-billionaire-landlord-criterion-capital
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The Author, SƩamas O'Reilly
6 days ago
"average person has 0 sex a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 10,000 sex per year. FreePress Georg, who lives in cave & has 0 sex per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Just got jumped by a squirrel, in the Evel Knievel sense. Little guy bombed across the road, up a tree, and then over my head into the ivy. Had maybe 20cm of clearance. Absolute daredevil.
about 1 month ago
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Somebody give this guy the light.
about 1 month ago
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America, your Grandads out on the lawn again, yelling at the birds.
about 1 month ago
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Iāve been assuming since about 2016 that I would die in a third pan-European war but by fuck will I be annoyed if it happens on the beaches of Greenland of all places.
about 1 month ago
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I donāt know about you guys but if I was going to start a political party I do it with people who both agree with and like me.
3 months ago
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Iām not saying Iām bad at cooking but, and I mean this in the most literal possible sense, I just shot boiling hot carbonara up the gusset of my pyjamas.
3 months ago
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āI have never authorised attacks on my cabinetā says Kier Starmer, plausibly denying the deniable operations of his enormous staff of political operators.
4 months ago
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Every car is self driving, theyāre just bad at it.
4 months ago
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I mean, to be fair my favourite thing about the Conservative government was the ever tightening death spiral of increasingly unpopular leaders at the end of which the party buried itself in the ground at nine thousand miles an hour. Good luck to Wes Streeting.
4 months ago
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Saw an advert for an āimmersive Titanic experienceā, which surely was the problem with the original Titanic experience.
8 months ago
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Wallaceās attempts to excuse wrong doing by putting the blame on his autism ring hollow. Although to be fair, and I really do feel this was overlooked by the mainstream press, none of this would have happened if to begin with the police had taken the threat of that penguin seriously.
8 months ago
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My housemate is attempting to make hot cross buns, and judging by the amount of swearing I can hear in the kitchen they are definitely one of those things.
10 months ago
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Apropos of nothing when I went to google āman attempts to access womenās changing roomā it auto corrects to āman attempts to enter hogwartsā. Two fantasies of the same deranged mind
11 months ago
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Going to rent a big bus and drive round the country doing code breaking in different towns. Iām Alan Touring.
11 months ago
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Clocking in for another day of bringing up the PIAT. Itās tankless work.
11 months ago
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Ackart
11 months ago
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Stephen Collins
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If these guys shoot like the Uber guys drive it's going to be guillotines in the square by middle of next week.
about 1 year ago
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Bigger AND the same price? Can you even fucking imagine?
about 1 year ago
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Itās important to understand the distinction between catfishing, which is deplorable, and cat fishing, which is adorable.
about 1 year ago
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My show āMuch Peril Many Intrigueā comes to Leicester Comedy Festival in the 14th. Two tickets for the price of one tickets with code ā241PERILā
www.justthetonic.com/leicester-co...
about 1 year ago
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So unbelievably angry that the solution to all my problems is to improve and develop in the things that give me joy and purpose.
about 1 year ago
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Surely media training 101 is ādonāt accidentally do a Nazi saluteā? I think on that basis we can assume that all Nazi salutes are a choice.
about 1 year ago
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Iām excited for AI to rip the guts out of all these industries and then suddenly get way more expensive.
about 1 year ago
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Kate Ashwin! ā
about 1 year ago
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Mike Drucker
about 1 year ago
āCut taxes. Fuck public services and fuck you all. Nobody deserves anything in this world. Also, is anyone willing to personally fight the inferno near my mansion? Iām willing to give you any and all of my bottle caps!ā
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Andy Barr
about 1 year ago
I'm all for the elimination of Facebook/Instagram fact checkers and believe that we should all take a more vibes-based approach to truth. For too long has the tyranny of objectivity held sway.
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Gary Delaney Comedian
about 1 year ago
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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent
about 1 year ago
"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?" Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.
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One movie. Remade with the original cast. Directed by any Muppet of your choice.
about 1 year ago
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Andy Barr
about 1 year ago
Charles Dickens [a idiot]: one marley Brian Henson [a brain]: two marley, song
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Ryan North
about 1 year ago
My favourite superheroes are Spiderman since he has all the powers of a spider, and Catwoman since he has all the powers of a catwo.
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Sandra Newman
about 1 year ago
Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
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Phil Lewis
about 1 year ago
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia familyās chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top
www.wusa9.com/article/life...
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John Delmenico
about 1 year ago
This show is so funny and def worth watching!!!
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More and more as time goes on I think this whole place is going to burn down and the only real decision we have now is whether we strike the match before these billionaire super villains.
about 1 year ago
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Chris Hayes
about 1 year ago
The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.
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got my dad a book of lizard innuendo
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about 1 year ago
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Jamie McKelvie
about 1 year ago
It's the relentlessness of it, isn't it. All the avenues we used to have to earn a living, one by one, and now we have to waste so much time on this shit, just to plead with our government to not drive us completely into the ground. All for some rich people to keep getting richer.
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Joel Morris
about 1 year ago
Handy resource. Hereās what you need to do to respond to the governmentās craven and disgraceful AI-friendly creator-opt-out copyright change proposals. Iām going to do the lot.
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Christmas shopping for older men is so much easier if you think about it like robbing a house in Skyrim: Wheels of cheese. Smoked meat. A nice basket. Some sort of axe. Gem that hums.
about 1 year ago
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Caroline Fiennes
about 1 year ago
It's nearly time to reveal my Quote Of The Year š„³ In preparation, here's last year's one: a corker, from The Guardian š¤£
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Elise Schuenke
about 1 year ago
Would like to remind everyone of the best sequence of panels of all time
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āļø Jon Schwarz āļø
about 1 year ago
BREAKING: People at Top of Extremely Cruel Society Don't Like It When Anyone Gets Angry at Society's Cruelty
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JP
about 1 year ago
when someone is rude to me it always reminds me of the book 1984
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Reid Southen
about 1 year ago
A gentle breeze rocks the house of cards.
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