When it's cold but the owners won't turn on the heat the same month they ran the air conditioners. 🙄

Recall!? Im keeping my Sugar Napalm Maker tyvm

Aaahhh, Sweater Season. Or more accurately: There is now laundry draped on every chair in the house.

Really stoked for these curtains! (tell me youre 35 af without telling me)

Hot damn, the democratic process. What a time to be alive.

Lydia Millard has very little public track record and little of substance to say when it comes to policy. It makes it hard to know what she’s about. But her donors - from landlords with copious property violations to GOP donors - paint a pretty clear picture.

Well, a lighter I bought 12 years ago has finally died. Weird to think this thing survived 9 moves, including crossing the state twice. I got this one specifically because the smokers at my kitchen job swore yellow lighters were bad luck. 🫡

It's time.

susie should be allowed to showboat as bread if she feels shes personified the bread well 😠

Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice. Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.

Puppy dump! You heard me. Lily is growing so fast, she's at least doubled in size. She's taking to training quickly and is as affectionate as ever. She's got plenty of energy but it surprisingly relaxed a lot of the time. Would reccomend this specific dog. Restock not scheduled.

just once id like a doctor that wears shoes

everything is fine, the judge is not tied up in a laundry hamper without his wig

Found this @rifftrax.com classic in a vintage shop last weekend. Yay for Bopkins, Dimps, and A Corey!

logging off

i got one speed, honey: blowtorch

beep beep jolteon in a jeep

Mmm, chimichurri chicken tacos.

if youre gonna get your ass grabbed by a cat it better happen while youre bathing a dog

Slightly diminish a book I Am Memorable

there are a lot of things i wouldnt say to macaulay culkin's face

Yeesh, when did my basement get so creepy

>return to a souls-like after a while >see im in a quintessential forest maze >see i have 0 exp >*Pixies starts playing* "Where are my souls. Wheeeere are my sooulls?"

Saturday Night NITRO!!

we partying with debra cliff & the graveyard duck tonight!

a coin? IN LAST PLACE????! #PAXWest @kingjo444.bsky.social

"Oh boy, we're at the part of Friday night where he starts talking about Terry Bogard." -- @christinecheney.bsky.social

Rubens are the waterbenders of the sandwich world

The new Toxic Avenger was awesome. Really wish the effects would have been practical, but everything else was so good I can oddly look past it. Legitimately funny throughout, cathartic satire, the performances are excellent. It's not Clockwork Orange via Loony Toons, but that's what the og is for.

Good afternoon chat, have you ever seen a lesbian lamp?

The other day I saw a guy in an oversized, middle-of-the-mall-tshirt-kiosk shirt with a giant bitcoin surrounded by weed leaves on the front and it was the hardest I'd laughed all week.

I Am Alive has gone down as one of my fav B-tier games of the 360 generation. It did an amazing job of telling a very serious, desperate, recent post-apocalype story in a pre-Last of Us world. I want it to spring back, but am really not sure how you do that with Atari at the helm and post-LoU. 🫠

my craziness forced me to drop out of med school so now im forced to be a mad pharmacist

Stars and planets aligned and this beautiful little rescue joined us, meet Lilith! (Lily) We're pretty sure she's a 2 month old Rottweiler/Australian Kelpie mix. She and 2 siblings were found alone in way rural South Dakota at 6 weeks old. She is so affectionate and already taking to training. 💛💛💛

bring me my gouda 😤

if your house burnt down i didnt mean anything by it

i was singin at The Blue Monkey last night

Needed to show off that I can live up to the name by making some beef stroganoff. 🍖 Thanks for the suggestion the other day @astridcraft.bsky.social

Extra crispy carnitas 🍖🌮 Sizzle below.

Peanut Butter, the speedrunning Shiba Inu, beat Zelda 1 in under an hour! 😲🤯

Hereditary was a 3 star movie. The 90 minute video essay I watched explaining it? 4.5 easy.

Check it out, I whipped up some wings.

One of the best surprises so far with Mario Kart World is how easily I can hum along with nearly every song on the soundtrack, even when I don't remember which level - or even game - it's from. I didn't realize so many songs were that deeply burnt into my brain, but it makes me so happy every time.

The virtual world means nothing to a monkey.

If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you

Look who decided to show up a day early! 😲 I told myself I wasn't going to fall into the Switch 2 hype pre-release, but then was like "Mario Kart looks really funnnn..." then was like "DK Bonanza looks really funnnn..." so here we are.