@anthonyvslater.bsky.social we need a PATSANITY report

is it because they're anti-Christians?

Ana Kasparian watching and taking notes

The political theory is that Democrats are huge pussies

Dwarves. Now that's a band who had great album covers.

I love how degrading this is for the agents involved. Good job, Mr. Patel!

2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years." 2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..." 2026: So I guess the joke is on me.

I hope he means this and forces Roger Goodell to change the name to Americaball

My 12-year-old picking out his candy on Halloween

TOTAL EXONERATION

As a longtime L7 fan, I fucking love Die Spitz. So fierce and explosive. An A+ discovery.

lmao

Disappointed by how many people are still giving Spotify their money. Have some self-respect!

Hemorrhoids are a reminder that horrible things can happen to the human body

me: I will not get my hopes up about tonight’s special election also me: Behn will win by 143 votes

hysterically funny lmao

*sobbing* ain't no party like a hemorrhoid party cause a hemorrhoid party won't STOP

Fairly confident that Brandon Creighton has no idea what he's doing at TTU. Utter bozo.

It sucks that meeting a new class now involves not just going over the syllabus, setting expectations, and trying to establish a rapport, but also trying to deduce whether any of your new students are vigilante right wing operatives out to seek viral controversy at the expense of your job

Any given trans person (particularly one in any role of power or prestige) is at risk of being forcibly cast as the villain in an algorithmic right-wing fairy tale by some grifter who's greatest dream in life is to be a pitchman for crypto schemes and off-brand fertility supplements

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

A student can be wrong and get an F on an assignment and still have their First Amendment rights. Hope this helps

Filing a discrimination complaint against the University of Oklahoma because my Bioethics TA gave me a zero on my response paper (see attached)

word is that a lot of people had positions get liquidated at 90k and bitcoin isn't exactly a deep market

Bitcoin down over 5% since this post

Crypto having a nice little plunge right now 🤠

cutout

Primus Colonel Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade Colonel Claypool’s Bucket of Bernie Brains Ween Reel Big Fish

No shit, Sherlock

when you are literally the antichrist

isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter

So we’re doing the Iraq War again except dumber and more illegal?

I think I figured out why Saquon Barkley is struggling this season. Trump sucked him off on Air Force One

My son Enron and daughter Fannie Mae

Enron would be a beautiful name for a boy

This man is responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths

You know this is fake because Elon doesn’t look like shit

What a sick snag by DeVonta Smith

RFK Jr is a great American poet

Stephen Miller going into the white nationalist reading room only to discover Trump has replaced everything with feminist zines

someone showed Trump a picture of Zohran’s wife and he got impressed like one of those crusty scouts in Moneyball

you heard it from the president, folks. democratic socialism is perfectly rational

But it's called [doing the hands] Central Planning. Ok? It's really a beautiful term. You have to have a plan or else it's chaos. These companies are making billions of dollars and you've never seen anything like it. But we'll be releasing a beautiful five-year plan and you'll be very happy

I would give anything to see Stephen Miller's face right now

viziers in shambles

JD Vance has sensitive nipples, and he applied vasoline not realizing it would stain his shirt. That's my theory, folks

Good chance Trump sees this. #ProjectStrokeOut