"oh no im so obligated to play PT EOE sry guys :(" "oh no i re-queued and accidentally made plans for PT Lorwyn sry guys :(" "oh no i.." fuck offffff noah rabin

2 Trophy's within the last two days with Domain Zoo gonna do a bunch of tinkering with the deck to get more of a feel of what I'm wanting with it all

Hey so I made a whoopsie daisy and got 3 Saturday tickets instead of 3 Sunday tickets for Rosenstock/PUP/Ekko NYC show and was curious if there was anyone who was going interested in a ticket swap

Currently in Atlanta visiting Robin and she decided to spoil me :3

It’s a shame no matter how hard I’ll always be a little clocky. Just the burden of being a little too funny I guess

My biggest gym motivation has been being able to lift girls, my grind has gone crazy since moving my mindset to “lift up girls” with every workout I do

Important announcement from my local game store for all the pretty girls that come say hi to me

On today’s episode of music with Marceline, been listening to this album atleast once a day. The sound is just really sweet and gives grim dark vibes. open.spotify.com/album/1dDS9E...

One more set at the gym will fix me, I promise this gym visit will be the one that fixes me, getting stronger will fix me

Exterminator finally came

Morning! Cause if it was a good morning, I would be able to play up the beanstalk in every format

This doesn't reference loving latinas enough. 0/10 design

IM PLAYING COMMANDER NOW. I GET TO PLAY SHADOW WOOOOO

The health of magic the gathering is determined by how crowded the women's restroom is at conventions

You could say we are back

All these girls wanna call me daddy but none of them wanna say happy Father’s Day 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

pauper gaming is so back

With another pride I wanna share some information that I wish I knew or could be useful pertaining to transitioning and adapting to fashion, makeup, and skincare. I know all of this can be daunting and I know any amount of help can take such a pressure off.

Might info dump about makeup/fashion/skincare when I’m on break

Busting out some colors for pride month

To all my cis women friends with boyfriends, it’s okay to kiss the homies this month i promise! You’re just being a good ally and celebrating pride month

Thrift finds for the day (plus more distressed jeans since my thighs keep ripping through them)

The weekends are for thrifting

Never let someone be biphobic towards you. Be biphobic to yourself before anyone can get their hands on you

One and done this modern season 🫡🫡

rogue one is most interesting for the ways it's in conversation with the other star wars movies. The same isn't true for Andor (though admittedly a bit toward the end, kinda unavoidably)

Bored so posting gym pics as a treat

In the face of aggro I still think about them beans. Won standard challenge with Zur @fireshoes.bsky.social

Gorilla discourse has struck the testing server

Four cards to get to know me

Done

The slop to gem pipeline continues

Doing 400lbs today on leg press and still thinking I can go further isn’t helping my desire to get real butch with it

Your local midrange slop enjoyer

nothing kills a new reality show for me more than when they do competitions that involve animals like sorry for vegan posting but how in the year of our lord 2025 are we still chill with putting snakes and spiders and whatnot in extremely stressful situations for entertainment?

I’ve never wanted to play standard as bad as I do now

SCG needs to stop having events in Texas and Florida, full stop.

I love magic the gathering

Back in the gym

@TeamSingularMouse @fireshoes.bsky.social I DID IT!!! I WIN AMALIA (Jace) WINS #BanAmalia deck was great and got some good ol team scoops in but won the finals on my own R1 UG Frogs WW R2 team scoop F Dredge WW Thanks Team!! Article and sideboard guide up on Patreon tonight for $25

See my wardrobe has some color in it

Me and loot buddies because we are hated for being too cute

Search your name on scryfall and post the first card image

the thing you gotta understand about Cody LaRae, and this is important pay attention, is that he had a break

Folk punk show, never been more back

I think today I have to reluctantly cheer for the birds

Posting gym updates to hold myself accountable

Modern Challenge Top 8 decklists for Wed, Jan 29 (92 players) #mtg #mtgModern Gruul Eldrazi picks up the win! 🍝🏆 Boros Energy gets 2nd, 5th, and 7th 😾 Temur Breach in 3rd ⚙️ Omnath Elementals finished 4th 🌈 www.mtgo.com/decklist/mod...

Got 2nd in Modern Challenge today Boros good, need to put more than one week on the deck but felt pretty slick with it