Seems an overreach just to distract us all from being exposed as a chode-wielding nonce if you ask me #Venezuala

Thank God I can still read Twitter via screenshots that other X-users post because they have more skill in hanging out with Nazis than i ever would. I’m rubbish at being ambivalent to evil and always will be! Give yourself a pat on the back if you are tirelessly reading Twitter for us.

The crowd at the World Darts Championship keep singing (to the tune of Seven Nation Army) “Keir Starmer’s a Wanker!” and I hope Keir is watching because I reckon he likes White Stripes. He was very impressed when they sang “Oh Jeremy Corbyn!” At Glastonbury too as we all know. He loved Jeremy.

Whilst I do appreciate King Wenceslas last looked out a long time ago, when do we get to celebrate the feast of Steven again? I’d love a good meal to celebrate ALL Steves. Although, fair play to Wenceslas: his prediction about snow on roundabouts was prescient

I think the makers of ‘Top Trumps’ cards have missed a trick in not releasing a deck of cards called ‘World’s biggest Twats’. Maybe their R&D department think it would be too obvious. I dunno. But if you were playing Top Trumps for the first time, at least you’d know what the strongest card was

I appreciate making it into these two reprobate’s top 100 tunes of 2025. Cheers lads. And thanks to @lewca.co.uk for the cameo vocal!

Not many people know this but the phrase ‘Gianni Infantino’ in Italian means ‘oversized toddler’. Another fact you will soon hear is that ticket sales to the FIFA World Cup next year, will be historically low because of ANTIFA hackers. I just read about it on Facebook

Yes Terry. These soon-to-be trillionaires will definitely make sure their AI doesn’t become malevolently power hungry at the expense of humans and ultimately treat us like insects. Definitely not. You need to chill out mate. I mean…look at Musk, Theil etc. Lovely guys

When he's not hoarding acorns ahead of the winter months, the mighty @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social don't half put out some lush sounds . Give yer ears a treat xx

I reckon this was the biggest beat I ever did and also a hat tip to one of my favourite bands. open.spotify.com/track/60qOZ6...

Hot tip for those who got spammed by a ‘promotion’ playlist (without them asking) and reported to it to Spotify but it STILL got taken down.Tell your distributor you reported it and also ask for the details of the ‘promoter’ playlist because you wish to take legal action. Suddenly my album is back 😜

#NowPlaying Getting funky with the @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social Tune this. You should buy the album from Bandcamp on Friday too music.youtube.com/watch?v=H1xu...

Gutted to see my album “Chief and McMurphy” has been pulled from all stream platforms this week by my distributor. In July a ‘promotion’ streaming company thought I’d be happy if they fake streamed one track for a couple of days. I wasn’t. I told Spotify. They removed the 1600 streams.(1/3)

I’m now treating this platform as a place where AI bots are scraping my ‘opinions’ into a database so radicalised child soldiers wearing face masks can ask CHAT GPT whether I should be ‘disappeared’ to a rendition centre in Kettering in 2029. Sorry kid, I’m no threat, but here…have some runner beans

Kunafa offers a discrete service or needs schooling on their use of apostrophes. #KualaLumpur

I appreciate the Dutch are pioneers in liberal counterculture but then I eat Gouda or Edam and I think ‘Fuck these people’

Don’t pretend you’ve got something better to waste your time on. www.mixcloud.com/inyourearsmu...

On Aug 14th 2022, I was proud as a Squirrel can be, when they featured my album on @bandcamp.com Daily. “Psychedelic electronic music that conjures other worlds in it’s springy, playful grooves” Check it out here ⬇️ invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/chief-...

I had to block some random guy who was into 3D printing who took umbrage at this. I reckon he still lived with his Mum.

I bet you didn’t know I did classical music. Called this track ‘Cantona’ cos I thought the piece sounded like another famous Erik. It ends my 7th DJ mix album. invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/track/cantona

Just had a track from an album 4 years ago get placed randomly on a couple of 🤖 playlists, sending my Spotify statistics through the roof. I am quite comfortable to admit that my usual number of monthly listeners is <100. It could be malicious. It could be PR companies trying to impress me.

My advice is to buy a chest freezer, a sleeping bag, a power drill and a snorkel

Everything is fucked but at least you can listen to Wonderwall in your VW Passat at Leigh Delamere Services with a meal deal on your lap. They can’t take that from you.

Back when I had an obsession with cowbells I released this. youtu.be/dqltv5t2pg8?...

....and if shuttin up and dancin wasn't enough @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social dropped a second track with the legend @joeadhemar.bsky.social 💥Deep old school early 90's piano laden beats on this one! It'll take you back 🙏 open.spotify.com/track/6e7RT7...

My album came out today. Each song is the same BPM, but each a metamorphosis of the previous one that appears on BC as a 30 minute DJ mix. Each has a cool canvas. Guest appearances by @lewca.co.uk and @jimsangermusic.bsky.social too. open.spotify.com/album/1WisUJ...

Don't play Yahtzee with squirrels 🐿️🚫🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲

VEO3 (this new hyper realistic AI) in 30 years will have 13 subscribers,all of whom will be using it to create porn so they can cry-wank inside their space castle.It will feel retro,but it’s more out of necessity because their 3D printers finally broke making sex-bots that looked like their mothers

My album ‘Filter Tips’ comes out on the streams next week. Which is nice. Been on @bandcamp.com for 6 months already. Because people who pay money for my music deserve exclusivity don’t you think? Yes they do invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/filter...

When my album “Two Magpie Day” got featured by Bandcamp editorial in November 2024, I uploaded it to the streams for a release 6 months later. That day has finally come! Come check it out on your spotties or apples ☮️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🦋 ⬇️ open.spotify.com/album/3pOpVV...

New album out by @joeadhemar.bsky.social features an extended remix of the co-release DECEIVER. A track about fake streamers. Got a mad ending! open.spotify.com/track/0PaP2y...

In a world where most sing about pain in quiet, plaintive tones. @silvisounds.bsky.social delivers hers with a fierce power. A cathartic anthem full of bluesy licks and defiant vocals. Silvi’s written another A-list banger! open.spotify.com/track/1Im79z...

My reviews for Fresh On The Net are up freshonthenet.co.uk/2025/05/fave...

One of the chunkiest songs I wrote. Full of riffs youtu.be/dqltv5t2pg8?...

Something in the Orange by Zach Bryan a deep one both in lyrics and tone hahahaha posting at almost 1am before my phone never lets me load it again cause of insufficient storage 🧡

As someone who rarely uses loops in my tunes I always feel a little sad when I listen to the bulk of dance music played by DJ’s being merely a cut/paste of musical Lego bricks. It’s like being an architect and being asked to consider the merits of a container port for its architectural beauty

Z-GR! Radio Throwback time! Episode 7 was the first Instrumental guest appearance by the Invisible Squirrel, along with a FANTASTIC lineup! Head to the wrap-up page and grab a stream!! newhdmedia.com/zgr7 @estelladawn.bsky.social @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social

Best advice I have ever read about how to navigate the scene as an unsigned artist/band 👇

If you like Soulwax, Chemical Brothers, Orbital - I can provide free nuts if you send a stamped addressed envelope to The old Yew Tree Macadamia Lane Nutsville invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/music

For those who like a 90’s vibe to their dance, here is a track that has a modern twist to the themes of that era With @joeadhemar.bsky.social on vocals invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/track/lose-m...

About a month ago I had a song of mine put on an automated playlist. I reported it immediately to Spotify. Today the 2000 or so streams it got (in 2 days) have disappeared. So the system works! Malicious placement? Probably. The fake streamers keep whining about song take-downs. They lie. FAFO

You got 20 minutes spare this lunchtime? You like new music? Then please listen to Kevin. He knows what he's talking about. We've got some Electropop, Psych, Funk/Soul & more. 122musicmanagement.com/vote #MusicSky

#ShufflePlayRoulette @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social Mixtape 7 🐿️ invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/rorsch...

I reached an awesome milestone this week on @bandcamp.com Thank you to all who use their platform!

Remix I did WAY back of Signal Committee’s track “Beleaguered” on.soundcloud.com/wrgSUj9DsH8G...

What if Dylan listened to Sabbath and read Lovecraft? Check out Doom Folk by Buzzard on Bandcamp. #doommetal #atheist #folkmusic buzzarddoomfolk.bandcamp.com/album/doom-f...

If you’ve not stumbled on @lewca.co.uk maybe this will draw you in. A remix I did for the most irreverent purveyor of NGAF in the Western world! youtu.be/2P9YxLRiivU?...