#DAFTPOM SHOW with special guest @lewca.co.uk and also @mondotrasho.bsky.social @deadlightcinema.bsky.social @blokeacola.bsky.social @pocketlint.bsky.social @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social @dictator.bsky.social www.mixcloud.com/inyourearsmu...

I wonder if these Malthusian, Epstein-class, Davos-attending, Military Industrial Complex guys have ever sniffed a milk carton? I reckon no. If they had to live like we did,I’m pretty sure they’d think twice about starting WW3. I certainly have no desire for Armageddon and I regularly sniff my milk!

Final song bomb! This one features @silvisounds.bsky.social who I am grateful for giving me the nod and allowing me to sample her (from a bootleg of her gig in Oxford last year and also a voice note she left me a while back) It’s a mini DJ Mixtape! invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/track/lothia...

I have created a starter pack for artists who only write songs at 120bpm and in the key of C. It will only add you if your avatar is an AI generated caricature of yourself and you have consistently around 5,000 monthly listeners. I like latency from Kyle the Drummer too. And waspy guitars

My abilities as a barista are really getting very good. I call this one “Foetus pushing an orange into a Humpback Whale’s blowhole”

BandCamp-only release of my newest journey (mixtape 9) is out now! Album artwork by @midgecerys.bsky.social invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/the-nuts

Crunchy nut beats with squelchy bits. The brand new album The Nuts by @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social is out now on bandcamp. 🥜🐿️ Very cool mosaic too. invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/the-nuts

BandCamp-only release of my newest journey (mixtape 9) is out now! Album artwork by @midgecerys.bsky.social invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/the-nuts

Waiting on the album artwork by the talented @midgecerys.bsky.social and we’re go!

New album coming out in the next few weeks after over a year of hibernation. It is crunchy a f and will please those who like their beats BIG. Hat tips to Spiritualised, Pink Floyd, Mulatu Astatke, Hybrid and Chemical Brothers.

Dear Mr Putin and Netanyahu. Please can you just release the covert footage of Trump paedophilia from the late 90’s because I can’t be arsed panic buying a full tank of Unleaded at Tescos.

I can’t claim to be much of a success on Apple Music tbh, but Apple Music For Artists told me today that this track got shazam’d in Maputo, Mozambique last week and that shit fills me with curious joy music.apple.com/gb/album/neb...

Personally, I’m not worried one bit that these Palantir people are planning for a barely inhabited hellscape-world that will be like a futuristic version of Medieval Europe, because I’m gonna 3D print myself a mace and shield and buy food with crypto-farthings!

Everything is fucked but at least you can listen to Wonderwall in your VW Passat at Leigh Delamere Services with a meal deal on your lap. They can’t take that from you.

Here’s a remix I did that never got released. Which was a shame. on.soundcloud.com/Sghwh243jl6w...

Seems an overreach just to distract us all from being exposed as a chode-wielding nonce if you ask me #Venezuala

Thank God I can still read Twitter via screenshots that other X-users post because they have more skill in hanging out with Nazis than i ever would. I’m rubbish at being ambivalent to evil and always will be! Give yourself a pat on the back if you are tirelessly reading Twitter for us.

The crowd at the World Darts Championship keep singing (to the tune of Seven Nation Army) “Keir Starmer’s a Wanker!” and I hope Keir is watching because I reckon he likes White Stripes. He was very impressed when they sang “Oh Jeremy Corbyn!” At Glastonbury too as we all know. He loved Jeremy.

Whilst I do appreciate King Wenceslas last looked out a long time ago, when do we get to celebrate the feast of Steven again? I’d love a good meal to celebrate ALL Steves. Although, fair play to Wenceslas: his prediction about snow on roundabouts was prescient

I think the makers of ‘Top Trumps’ cards have missed a trick in not releasing a deck of cards called ‘World’s biggest Twats’. Maybe their R&D department think it would be too obvious. I dunno. But if you were playing Top Trumps for the first time, at least you’d know what the strongest card was

I appreciate making it into these two reprobate’s top 100 tunes of 2025. Cheers lads. And thanks to @lewca.co.uk for the cameo vocal!

Not many people know this but the phrase ‘Gianni Infantino’ in Italian means ‘oversized toddler’. Another fact you will soon hear is that ticket sales to the FIFA World Cup next year, will be historically low because of ANTIFA hackers. I just read about it on Facebook

Yes Terry. These soon-to-be trillionaires will definitely make sure their AI doesn’t become malevolently power hungry at the expense of humans and ultimately treat us like insects. Definitely not. You need to chill out mate. I mean…look at Musk, Theil etc. Lovely guys

When he's not hoarding acorns ahead of the winter months, the mighty @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social don't half put out some lush sounds . Give yer ears a treat xx

I reckon this was the biggest beat I ever did and also a hat tip to one of my favourite bands. open.spotify.com/track/60qOZ6...

Hot tip for those who got spammed by a ‘promotion’ playlist (without them asking) and reported to it to Spotify but it STILL got taken down.Tell your distributor you reported it and also ask for the details of the ‘promoter’ playlist because you wish to take legal action. Suddenly my album is back 😜

#NowPlaying Getting funky with the @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social Tune this. You should buy the album from Bandcamp on Friday too music.youtube.com/watch?v=H1xu...

Gutted to see my album “Chief and McMurphy” has been pulled from all stream platforms this week by my distributor. In July a ‘promotion’ streaming company thought I’d be happy if they fake streamed one track for a couple of days. I wasn’t. I told Spotify. They removed the 1600 streams.(1/3)

I’m now treating this platform as a place where AI bots are scraping my ‘opinions’ into a database so radicalised child soldiers wearing face masks can ask CHAT GPT whether I should be ‘disappeared’ to a rendition centre in Kettering in 2029. Sorry kid, I’m no threat, but here…have some runner beans

Kunafa offers a discrete service or needs schooling on their use of apostrophes. #KualaLumpur

I appreciate the Dutch are pioneers in liberal counterculture but then I eat Gouda or Edam and I think ‘Fuck these people’

Don’t pretend you’ve got something better to waste your time on. www.mixcloud.com/inyourearsmu...

On Aug 14th 2022, I was proud as a Squirrel can be, when they featured my album on @bandcamp.com Daily. “Psychedelic electronic music that conjures other worlds in it’s springy, playful grooves” Check it out here ⬇️ invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/chief-...

I had to block some random guy who was into 3D printing who took umbrage at this. I reckon he still lived with his Mum.

I bet you didn’t know I did classical music. Called this track ‘Cantona’ cos I thought the piece sounded like another famous Erik. It ends my 7th DJ mix album. invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/track/cantona

Just had a track from an album 4 years ago get placed randomly on a couple of 🤖 playlists, sending my Spotify statistics through the roof. I am quite comfortable to admit that my usual number of monthly listeners is <100. It could be malicious. It could be PR companies trying to impress me.

My advice is to buy a chest freezer, a sleeping bag, a power drill and a snorkel

Everything is fucked but at least you can listen to Wonderwall in your VW Passat at Leigh Delamere Services with a meal deal on your lap. They can’t take that from you.

Back when I had an obsession with cowbells I released this. youtu.be/dqltv5t2pg8?...

....and if shuttin up and dancin wasn't enough @invisiblesquirrel.bsky.social dropped a second track with the legend @joeadhemar.bsky.social 💥Deep old school early 90's piano laden beats on this one! It'll take you back 🙏 open.spotify.com/track/6e7RT7...

My album came out today. Each song is the same BPM, but each a metamorphosis of the previous one that appears on BC as a 30 minute DJ mix. Each has a cool canvas. Guest appearances by @lewca.co.uk and @jimsangermusic.bsky.social too. open.spotify.com/album/1WisUJ...

Don't play Yahtzee with squirrels 🐿️🚫🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲

VEO3 (this new hyper realistic AI) in 30 years will have 13 subscribers,all of whom will be using it to create porn so they can cry-wank inside their space castle.It will feel retro,but it’s more out of necessity because their 3D printers finally broke making sex-bots that looked like their mothers

My album ‘Filter Tips’ comes out on the streams next week. Which is nice. Been on @bandcamp.com for 6 months already. Because people who pay money for my music deserve exclusivity don’t you think? Yes they do invisiblesquirrel.bandcamp.com/album/filter...

When my album “Two Magpie Day” got featured by Bandcamp editorial in November 2024, I uploaded it to the streams for a release 6 months later. That day has finally come! Come check it out on your spotties or apples ☮️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🦋 ⬇️ open.spotify.com/album/3pOpVV...

New album out by @joeadhemar.bsky.social features an extended remix of the co-release DECEIVER. A track about fake streamers. Got a mad ending! open.spotify.com/track/0PaP2y...

In a world where most sing about pain in quiet, plaintive tones. @silvisounds.bsky.social delivers hers with a fierce power. A cathartic anthem full of bluesy licks and defiant vocals. Silvi’s written another A-list banger! open.spotify.com/track/1Im79z...

My reviews for Fresh On The Net are up freshonthenet.co.uk/2025/05/fave...