I can't believe I have to go to work and pretend to be a normal person who didn't just read Night Watch (Pratchett, Terry. Doubleday, 5 Nov. 2002)

Check the calendar again, Miles

damn i forgot, writing fucking rules

i wanted to start writing an old fanfic idea so i opened my journal and found a previous unfinished fanfic and reread what i had written and now i want to write two old fanfic ideas which is frankly the most honest and true fanfic writer experience i could have

I made a mistake trying out the public bathhouse. I'm now addicted. I am calculating when I can afford my next hit of relaxation

artfight attack on @barrykramer.bsky.social & his favorite slow-motion word

"what if for my last Artfight I use nothing but ballpoint pen in a style i've never used before" i said, like a fuckin genius (ft. @jellomutt.bsky.social's character Callie)

Skrewi Bu by @yunisverse.bsky.social wants to know if you have any games on your- I mean health potions on you.

I can't believe this is relevant now

casual reminder that anyone can be an artist if they're not a coward

tumblr: where game changer is bigger than superman

me: It's so wild to me there's people who don't know what the Donner Party is all three of my roommates: the what

Wa-ha-ha!! This microgame featuring Ondan is going to make me MILLIONS!!! Ondan is my friend @yunisverse.bsky.social 's character! #ArtFight2025

oh lawd it comin artfight.net/~YunisVerse #artfight #artfight2025 #toonkind #ocart

getting in the habit of wearing sunglasses and I keep trying to push them up with my palm Captain Kuro-style it is wildly inefficient for anyone who doesn't have swords on their fingers

family went out to dinner and the food was taking an absurdly long time to come then we discovered the head chef quit in the middle of the shift. all's forgiven and good luck

it was the only way (to blast its cache) #murderbot

Reminder:

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

my parents are getting rid of a ton of old DVDs and asked if I wanted any. I love preserving physical media so I said hell yeah even though i don't have a way to watch 'em. So they threw in a portable DVD player as well so I can actually use 'em. it's all coming up milhouse

sad how his insurance didn't cover therapy huh

‘The Day The Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie’ is now available on digital platforms.

had my first drunk girl bathroom experience. she asked my name and she and her friend in the stall got very excited our names all started with S. I thanked them for welcoming me into the S club and she hugged me and assured me i was ALWAYS welcome.

coworker: check out these markers i got! me: ooh, periwinkle and lilac boss: ... you mean blue and purple? me: ah shit. am i the blood orange meme boss: what the hell is a blood orange

kierophant #severance

started watching Severance. number one question in my head atm is what Devon sees in Rickon

a day

vacuum repair guy: this vacuum has a life of about five years. when did you get it? roommate: uhhh when I got my dog soooo about four years ago repair guy: oh you have a dog? can I see?? repair guy, upon seeing the hairiest, sheddingest dog in the world: nvm this thing has a lifespan of three years

i feel like i should post more things that aren't art but unfortunately that requires having thoughts and that just ain't happenin

/shows up to fandom 2 years late with memes

reminder

Watching Babe for the first time since i was little and i totally forgot the dogs are bigoted jerks. but they're just so fluffy

Catching up on Make Some Noise and nothing but respect to the players who clearly have no idea what a speedrun is, but real gamers know the strat is to RNG manip the first date with frame-perfect compliments so you can elope

it didn't

ngoooooh

art reviewww

is it normal to feel bad about rejecting cat affection like i know he kneads and nips out of love but also please stop putting your sharp bits in my flesh sir

6️⃣

I know I've curated a good timeline when the only game award news I get is a flood of "GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG!!!!!"

At my last job I'd sometimes run a mini-dnd session for beginners, and found drawing out the sample characters would help folks visualize their characters. Also it's fun.

eepy

Loco Motive is about leaving your comfort zone by committing so so sosososo sooooo many crimes

every time i think "oh no i forgot bluesky exists again" and then i remember i frequently forgot the bird site existed as well so it really is the perfect replacement

i saw too much "silly guy in spacesuits" crossovers and the digibrain kicked in

i love digimon. so much.

do you ever do art and just get sad that it's not a real thing

I'll give the new Survivor season credit, it did make me challenge myself to see how many TMBG songs I could list from memory

got nostalgic, spent an hour touring my old college via google streetview and seeing if I could still remember the way to the mall. they still have a hot topic

anyone know good mocktails to ask for at bars like things any bar would have the stuff for asking for a friend who is a teetotaler and is also me