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The Whimsy Governance Board has issued its first finding, on the matter of fake orphan sources: whimsygov.org/dockets/26-0...

A MUNI N Judah train to Ocean Beach with Cupid's Span and the Bay Bridge for Valentine's Day.

David Guetta giving a "shoutout to George Floyd and his family" during a DJ set on the top of a skyscraper in June, 2020

Anybody else excited for the 2 Line in Seattle?

Fun facts about Curzon for newer followers:

 He was repeatedly surrendered over fighting, so he lived solo (normally not recommended) Lived in 4+ Bay Area counties He's been on BART, Muni, and AC Transit Peed on a laptop once LOVED tubes and tunnels Knew if you peeled an orange 20ft away

Today I realized James Hoffmann is trapped in a Hopperesque set with no exit

if you really want to fuck with your brain look up how a product pipeline works lmao

See, this is why my friends and I have established a Whimsy Governance Board. Making people fear they have an orphan source event on their hands: not whimsical.

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

No, AirCanada. I did not mean gmx.makhijani.us, a subdomain which does not and has never existed Where did you even come up with that??

I've been there!!!

It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me. Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes BreadTubers

Halftime was great even if my spanish wasn't good enough to understand a word of it

Horny Uber Eats ad with Khruangbin music?!

The Washington Post just laid off its entire award-winning photo team. They were our eyes in places we'll never see. It's a horrifying loss at a time when lying governments, propaganda and AI slop are on the rise.

There's a huge person now???

STOP talking shit about California Ballot Initiatives: • Prop 14 (1964): • Prop 13 (1978): • Prop 184 (1994): • Prop 187 (1994): • Prop 8 (2008): • Prop 22 (2020):

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

If one was going to get some technical documents translated (DE -> ES), where would one go?

"disabled train that remains in place" is one hell of a way to describe putting a train on the ground because you split a switch

HAPPY PENN CENTRAL DAY! Today, 58 years ago, the greatest railroad was formed by merger. Now has anyone seen my potatoes?

In honor of tomorrow being Groundhog Day, I want to share my favorite Wikipedia article. The way it’s written so matter of factly is beautiful. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punxsut...

The Moynihan lounge is one of the best spaces in Manhattan

So tired of group chats with boring names. Truly an epidemic

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

I could be convinced to go to the model train show next year, especially if I get anywhere with the model train CBTC idea

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It’s striking the degree to which Canadian transit agencies keep everything they possibly can from the public. Some US agencies can be cagey, but I’ve never encountered one as tight lipped as the TTC.

Realizing that I can take the bus to Qahwah House is kind of life changing

They’re playing CMAT at the Northern Blvd Michael’s

Great things would happen, culinarily speaking, if Astoria and Jackson Heights were moved closer together

Back over there too (and trying to find transit/signaling people)! xferok.com/mastodon

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Gone snowfoamin’

it is 11 pm and I am playing Scarlet Fire on a decommissioned CapMetro Fare Card Reader

She's...beautiful,,,

This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

Is a floating bridge that carries a train actually a train ferry? (@xferok.com said the reason I’m excited for this is “you are a boat guy, and this is basically a boat,” and I’d like to evaluate her claim. The second part, I mean.)

maaaajor photo of our mayor from @alexkrales.bsky.social in which we learn Mamdani is an iced-coffee-in-winter guy HUGE win for that community, congrats!!! (thought it was dunkin, which stopped me in my tracks, but no I don’t think the straw is the right shade of orange)

It’s amazing how few people know about this www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...

Spreadsheets on my laptop, vital interlocking thought experiments on my mind, food on my plate

On today’s episode of Making Pandas DataFrames Do Things They’re Not Supposed To:

Can't resist making another CBTC meme. Linienzugbeeinflussung, my beloved.

At home in the dark during SF’s massive blackout last month, as journalist @idamoj.bsky.social scrambled to save food, she also wondered how we got here. It’s too simple to cast PG&E as the only villain, she argues: Why aren’t we talking about the CPUC? www.coyotemedia.org/in-the-dark-...

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