Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Called it in November. #GoldenGlobes

I don't care what the plot is, just put these two in a movie together.

My family has now officially experienced the greatest one-month love story of 2025 ♥️🥰💔 #sketchbook #posca #welcometoderry

About to try durian for the first time...

Just saw a couple comments about how people JUST realized after 8 episodes that #WelcometoDerry is connected to #TheShining, and I have one question: Did y'all even watch the damn show?!?!

You ever find something you wrote that you don't remember writing? Happens to me all the time. #StarWars medium.com/@laptop_lasa...

For Rich. #WelcometoDerry laptoplasane.myshopify.com/products/ric...

My spoiler-free thoughts on the #WelcometoDerry finale: Kinda clunky and reallyyyyyy drawn out, but overall a good ending and a good setup for future seasons (and past movies). Beep beep.

there’s 3 days left to preorder a piece and then it’s gone forever, you’ve raised £430 so far!!!and i am very very thankful to everyone who decided to get something and to everyone sharing it around 💚 ✨🔗 everpress.com/the-same-bon...

Limited myself to two books at the #NYCIndieHorrorBookFair this weekend: "That Very Witch: Fear, Feminism, and the American Witch Film" by Payton McCarty-Simas and "Suburban Grindhouse" by Nick Cato (special thanks to nfrtgdotcom for the bookmark) #horror #books

Posted my review over on letterboxd, but the (spoiler free) summary is that #WickedforGood feels they tried to cram too many things into a specific runtime and ultimately had to cut a lot of scenes short. Still enjoyed it, but it's nowhere near as good as part one.

Photographing mirrors is hard

It's been nearly 100 years. Why hasn't there been a remake of London After Midnight?

#PredatorBadlands is so much fun (so I'm sure the muscle neck purists hate it and are saying shit like "it's not a Predator movie" lol)

Rob Dyrdek said he was shooting 12 episodes a day. I wonder how the crew felt about that schedule

Said it after the first two episodes but I'll say it again after episode 3: #WelcometoDerry slaps

Just saw Black Phone 2 again. Was standing in the hallway outside Alamo Manhattan when Ethan Hawke scrolled by with a young woman. I made eye contact with him and said, out loud, "Oh shit."

A song in Bugonia made me want to listen to the soundtrack for The Year Without A Santa Claus....but it is not on Spotify 😭

I really gotta stop taking money out of my old 401k...but it's not like I'm retiring anyway, so fuck it.

I just backed First in Fright: The FANGORIA Compendium on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/fan...

Manhattanites are gonna eat this shit up ny.eater.com/news/405772/...

I know people think this is a copout when it comes to "criticism," but #TronAres is the definition of a popcorn movie. I was entertained for 2hrs by the pretty lights and pulsing music and couldn't care less about what did or didn't make sense lol

"Oh Mary" was fucking hilarious.

This movie. This book. The taps. Excited to talk about this gem of a movie. Pre-homework before you listen: Would this movie make your Top 25 Horror Films of the Century?

@bodiesofhorror.bsky.social not sure if it's my app, but this episode sounds a little sped up on Spotify. I had to set to .7 speed

Look what just hit my mailbox! So glad that I got to write about horror anime for the latest issue of Peek-A-Boo! thanks to Ashletta and thehalloweencoalition. Blurred out the words so you have to buy a copy to read it (but you can admire my illustrations for free)

I just wanna put sweatpants on already 😩

Today's newsletter - Dancing in the Rain: Or Being Very Good At Being Poor Also featuring: ✨ A roundup of this week's reviews (boo Ryan Murphy, yeah Jalmari Helander) ✨ Breaking down why Chris not realizing he was in a Nazi dimension in #Peacemaker Matters Actually™ ✨ Quick #GenV thoughts

Custom Pan's Labyrinth denim jacket 😍 👇🏽 www.instagram.com/p/DPZWNsdkhX...

Hey y'all - sharing again as I'm really proud of the work I'm doing here & just trying to promote my writing however I can. I'm pretty good at promoting everything else but myself these days. All subs are appreciated but the paid subs will help me keep this going (plus we have a big vet visit soon).

Listening to The Ladykillers Podcast talk Autopsy of Jane Doe and I've decided that Jane was an evil woman who killed lots of children. She wasn't a witch, but it was the only label that fit the time period, so when they finally caught her and treated her like one, they inadvertently made her one.

How I feel when people blame everything on queer/trans people (or, on the other end of the spectrum, when y'all blame everything on the patriarchy)

Almost made a friend today. #birds

Might have to take writer out of my bios soon if I don't get more freelancing gigs

In line for Exit 8, wearing a @laptoplasane.bsky.social shirt and I have @observableradio.com stickers! For free! @beyondfest.bsky.social @amcinematheque.bsky.social

Now that I have a working #laserdisc player again, I'm throwing on an absolute classic that most people have never heard of.

Looking to connect with assigning entertainment editors at outlets I haven't worked with yet. As we head into Q4, my primary focus is expanding my pitch pool before we hit "let's circle back after the holidays" season. I can be reached here or my contact page:

Custom Pan's Labyrinth denim jacket

The company says the price is too low, but my new #horror hats are up for sale anyway in 5 colors :) laptoplasane.myshopify.com/products/pre...

Man these two...my heart 🫠😭 youtu.be/cTSsW1EFXvg?...

Kickstarter won't let me ship some rewards until people pay tax (and add a shipping address) so please check your emails 🫶🏾

The Flash movie was fun.