I just wanna put sweatpants on already 😩

Today's newsletter - Dancing in the Rain: Or Being Very Good At Being Poor Also featuring: ✨ A roundup of this week's reviews (boo Ryan Murphy, yeah Jalmari Helander) ✨ Breaking down why Chris not realizing he was in a Nazi dimension in #Peacemaker Matters Actually™ ✨ Quick #GenV thoughts

Custom Pan's Labyrinth denim jacket 😍 👇🏽 www.instagram.com/p/DPZWNsdkhX...

Hey y'all - sharing again as I'm really proud of the work I'm doing here & just trying to promote my writing however I can. I'm pretty good at promoting everything else but myself these days. All subs are appreciated but the paid subs will help me keep this going (plus we have a big vet visit soon).

Listening to The Ladykillers Podcast talk Autopsy of Jane Doe and I've decided that Jane was an evil woman who killed lots of children. She wasn't a witch, but it was the only label that fit the time period, so when they finally caught her and treated her like one, they inadvertently made her one.

How I feel when people blame everything on queer/trans people (or, on the other end of the spectrum, when y'all blame everything on the patriarchy)

Almost made a friend today. #birds

Might have to take writer out of my bios soon if I don't get more freelancing gigs

In line for Exit 8, wearing a @laptoplasane.bsky.social shirt and I have @observableradio.com stickers! For free! @beyondfest.bsky.social @amcinematheque.bsky.social

Now that I have a working #laserdisc player again, I'm throwing on an absolute classic that most people have never heard of.

Looking to connect with assigning entertainment editors at outlets I haven't worked with yet. As we head into Q4, my primary focus is expanding my pitch pool before we hit "let's circle back after the holidays" season. I can be reached here or my contact page:

Custom Pan's Labyrinth denim jacket

The company says the price is too low, but my new #horror hats are up for sale anyway in 5 colors :) laptoplasane.myshopify.com/products/pre...

Man these two...my heart 🫠😭 youtu.be/cTSsW1EFXvg?...

Kickstarter won't let me ship some rewards until people pay tax (and add a shipping address) so please check your emails 🫶🏾

The Flash movie was fun.

I didn't love "Him" and I'm bummed about it.

I think I have to learn from scratch how #freelancewriting works. Had over a decade under my belt, but after a couple years away, the entire landscape feels different now. Also, my usual sites either don't cover the same things, or everyone I knew is gone 🥲

Sold!

I don't care what the plot is, just put these two in a movie together.

I know I'm probably in the minority, but I do feel bad for that lady (and her family, obviously)

Watched Unknown Number and man...we gotta do more for people with mental illness 😭

Jammin in the thrift is my full-time job

Just heard that Issa Rae made a docuseries about Black representation in television. I wonder if she used my college thesis as a reference 🤔

Now if the selling point for AI was that it could take your resume/experience and do job interviews for you then...

Needed to go buy some soup. #Weapons

It's @philnobilejr.bsky.social 's birthday. I don't have a sexy selfie with him like everyone else, so here's a shirt with his signature on it 🫶🏾

Didn't realize the Armory Show was this weekend. I miss the press pass life (because $59 for one day is a little steep)

We don't talk enough about how this is the same guy...

More takes no one asked for (horror podcast edition): I miss Rocco and Mae on the Lady Killers Podcast I miss Meagan and John on the Bloody Disgusting Podcast I miss Jenn and Lara on the Psychoanalysis podcast.

100 episodes!! Congratulations @bodiesofhorror.bsky.social 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Not related to my rating at all, but I think Peter Dinklage is the celebrity I've seen the most in NYC. Him and Sophia Lillis.

May have to duck the horror illuminati but...it's ok if you skip this one in theaters. #TheToxicAvenger

Tomorrow on #AOASPodSquad: it’s not every day that you hit 100 episodes so be sure to celebrate @bodiesofhorror.bsky.social as Nichole crosses a milestone!

Beginner's guide to #FantasticFest youtu.be/Mvazvw3e9ig?...

SEE IT: Cops Violently Arrest Teen Riding Citi Bike in Alphabet City - nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/08/29/s...

Instantly in my top 10 of the year, and it's only August. #CaughtStealing

I didn't before...but I 100% understand this price now lol

Please Lord, Help Jillian Michaels’ Black Child share.google/mSXAVc7maE0w...

ICE, DC Police, Park Police, DHS, and HSI brutally arrested a man who refused to provide identification after being stopped for eating in public. Goons attempted to stop community members from recording his injuries during the incident.

Just resting my Sinners glass of milk on my Hereditary couch pillow... I might be a psychopath.

Saw a good movie last night

The algorithm has been cooking lately youtu.be/pVJC0bBY3C4?...

David F. Samberg is a successful filmmaker and just gives out knowledge on YouTube for free. This is the way. youtu.be/qRuvbh9opq0?...

It’s also her birthday this week, if you’re feeling saucy… 👇🏽

#Weapons non-spoiler question now that I've seen it twice: What was up with the gun above the house in Archer's dream?