This would be hilarious if our entire economy wasn’t built on this shit actually working. 🎁link www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

Agree with this and am not sure how to make others see it without sharing this blatantly nazi shit myself. In my case, I'm also not sure if my Fox-brained Boomer aunt would even recognize that it's nazi shit.

More kids will die thanks to this feckless conspiracy-minded administration. 🎁 wapo.st/4aXfzn5

Summing up Steve cohens message to Negative Mets fans today #metssky

America, we’ve tried wide-leg pants before. We know where this leads.

search your camera roll for hell

I wonder where he gets his drugs. Seems like he’s got the good shit.

I want to puke.

I'm not telling, you tell her.

Slurp juice anyone?

MAGA- Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

How is the armada surrounding Venezuela?

What I need right now is a great cover album of Irving Berlin and Cole Porter’s tunes. It’s been a decade or more since Tony Bennett did his fabulous duets. It’s time.

Don’t know about you, but I needed to zone out today for a bit. Instead of stewing in BS, I made a Basque pumpkin cheesecake and a killer French onion soup. My only issue is that I live solo so I’m contacting my neighbors to offload some of this.

I’d say, we don’t care where you go, but you can’t stay here. However, we know they will go terrorize another city.

I’m liking this.

Live your life so that the people your bosses don’t have to apologize to someone’s husband for what you did and they let you get away with. JS

Ma’am, you are 86 years old, give the rest of us younger women a chance and STF down.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Noam was doing Epstein the “right” way.

Are you in Mesa County, Colorado? Your public library board is about to be overtaken with extremists. Get to the board meeting TOMORROW to speak up and out about what's going to come if these two get appointed. annelandmanblog.com/2025/12/maga...

Isn’t the percentage much higher? A quick search is giving me at least 16.5%

In case you need something less bleak, here’s Lucy fighting with a Shark.

Not sure who needs to hear this but I actually left my house today on my own. Here’s my conclusions: Ulta is fun in a way that makeup counters and Sephora is not. Aldi’s is different and has affordable masa. Sprouts is even more expensive than Whole Foods which I thought was impossible.

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

All for shitty heavy sour crude which is more costly at every stage to refine.

The shelter that rescued Drunk Raccoon is selling hoodies. 🦝 🍺 @ewacat.bsky.social

Multiple stories about how he doesn’t like us here and yet. offthefrontpage.com/mark-cuban-s...

I take back some of the shitty things I’ve said about Indiana over the years.

Great idea, let’s plug our beloved Disney characters into the porn machine. What could go wrong?

Don’t forget this guy www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Look, I loved my gran to bits, but she was a stressed out ball of undiagnosed anxiety & Catholic guilt. She deserves to rest in peace and Xanax.

Sequel to the movie How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days is in development…

Edwin Díaz has been one of my favorite players to cover. His entrances became a fun part of our broadcast — and, if we’re being honest, probably the reason you know my name at all. Hollywood just stole a closer who was already built for the movies. #baseballiscinema

I disagree.

Let’s interview Sam Altman’s nannies about whether they’re using ChatGPT

Wile E. Coyote out here trying to rob a liquor store in his PJ’s

Had to give this bundle of joy back to her owner this morning. No idea how I’ll keep my head warm tonight without her sleeping on me like a hat.

Come for the goat pics, stay for the alt text. ❤️

The Archdiocese of Boston doesn't believe in Jesus' teachings. How disappointing. www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/05/m...

Who knew cats do zoomies too? Not me

Adobe’s AI didn’t start out like this. It was shockingly tame compared to other companies when I was doing their Firefly beta. Everything was candy-colored and absolutely zero sexual or graphic imagery. As someone that has a dark or gothic design style, it was unusable.

Touching base is cool, circling back ain't too bad, and putting a pin in it does the trick, but you know what really gets me going? Running it up the flagpole

I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism. A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count. If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!

It looks like zombies reaching out of the dirt.

My life might have turned out very differently if only I’d had a SWAT team around to escort my drunk ass home.

"It's not that any of the other streaming services are good, but Spotify is almost certainly the worst. Do not trust it. Do not let it turn your enjoyment of music into stats and algorithmic playlists." Spotify Haters Club

Everyone post on Bluesky so we can figure out who the alleged Jan. 6 pipe bomber is through the process of elimination.

Not his bloody building!