Epstein’s Ballroom
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In other news, I’m playing with garlic fermentations. Here’s the starting pic from Wednesday. 1. Salt and a dash of water. 2. Salt and a dash of veggie culture. 3. Honey.
28 days ago
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This would be hilarious if our entire economy wasn’t built on this shit actually working. 🎁link
www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
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We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anthropic-claude-ai-vending-machine-agent-b7e84e34?st=Mkbz8v&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
about 1 hour ago
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Agree with this and am not sure how to make others see it without sharing this blatantly nazi shit myself. In my case, I'm also not sure if my Fox-brained Boomer aunt would even recognize that it's nazi shit.
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about 11 hours ago
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More kids will die thanks to this feckless conspiracy-minded administration. 🎁
wapo.st/4aXfzn5
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Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
https://wapo.st/4aXfzn5
1 day ago
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JNYSPORTS
1 day ago
Summing up Steve cohens message to Negative Mets fans today
#metssky
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D.J. Short
1 day ago
America, we’ve tried wide-leg pants before. We know where this leads.
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search your camera roll for hell
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3 days ago
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I wonder where he gets his drugs. Seems like he’s got the good shit.
3 days ago
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I want to puke.
3 days ago
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I'm not telling, you tell her.
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3 days ago
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Slurp juice anyone?
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3 days ago
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MAGA- Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
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4 days ago
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How is the armada surrounding Venezuela?
4 days ago
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What I need right now is a great cover album of Irving Berlin and Cole Porter’s tunes. It’s been a decade or more since Tony Bennett did his fabulous duets. It’s time.
5 days ago
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Don’t know about you, but I needed to zone out today for a bit. Instead of stewing in BS, I made a Basque pumpkin cheesecake and a killer French onion soup. My only issue is that I live solo so I’m contacting my neighbors to offload some of this.
5 days ago
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I’d say, we don’t care where you go, but you can’t stay here. However, we know they will go terrorize another city.
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5 days ago
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I’m liking this.
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5 days ago
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Live your life so that the people your bosses don’t have to apologize to someone’s husband for what you did and they let you get away with. JS
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5 days ago
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Ma’am, you are 86 years old, give the rest of us younger women a chance and STF down.
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5 days ago
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The Library of Alexandria D'Addario
6 days ago
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Noam was doing Epstein the “right” way.
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6 days ago
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kelly jensen
6 days ago
Are you in Mesa County, Colorado? Your public library board is about to be overtaken with extremists. Get to the board meeting TOMORROW to speak up and out about what's going to come if these two get appointed.
annelandmanblog.com/2025/12/maga...
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MAGA book burners target Mesa County Public Library system and a call to action! – AnneLandmanBlog
https://annelandmanblog.com/2025/12/maga-book-burners-target-mesa-county-public-library-system-and-a-call-to-action/
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Isn’t the percentage much higher? A quick search is giving me at least 16.5%
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6 days ago
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In case you need something less bleak, here’s Lucy fighting with a Shark.
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7 days ago
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Not sure who needs to hear this but I actually left my house today on my own. Here’s my conclusions: Ulta is fun in a way that makeup counters and Sephora is not. Aldi’s is different and has affordable masa. Sprouts is even more expensive than Whole Foods which I thought was impossible.
7 days ago
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Boze the Library Owl
12 days ago
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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All for shitty heavy sour crude which is more costly at every stage to refine.
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7 days ago
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Chris Washington
9 days ago
The shelter that rescued Drunk Raccoon is selling hoodies. 🦝 🍺
@ewacat.bsky.social
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Trashed Panda | Bonfire
Proceeds from this campaign will directly support shelter animal care and enrichment.. While this raccoon gave us all a much-needed laugh, our officers handle hundreds...
https://www.bonfire.com/trashed-panda/
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Multiple stories about how he doesn’t like us here and yet.
offthefrontpage.com/mark-cuban-s...
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9 days ago
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I take back some of the shitty things I’ve said about Indiana over the years.
9 days ago
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Great idea, let’s plug our beloved Disney characters into the porn machine. What could go wrong?
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10 days ago
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Don’t forget this guy
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
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10 days ago
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Look, I loved my gran to bits, but she was a stressed out ball of undiagnosed anxiety & Catholic guilt. She deserves to rest in peace and Xanax.
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10 days ago
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Ewok Baseball
10 days ago
Sequel to the movie How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days is in development…
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11 days ago
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John DeMarsico
11 days ago
Edwin Díaz has been one of my favorite players to cover. His entrances became a fun part of our broadcast — and, if we’re being honest, probably the reason you know my name at all. Hollywood just stole a closer who was already built for the movies.
#baseballiscinema
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I disagree.
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11 days ago
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Kat Tenbarge
12 days ago
Let’s interview Sam Altman’s nannies about whether they’re using ChatGPT
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Wile E. Coyote out here trying to rob a liquor store in his PJ’s
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12 days ago
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Had to give this bundle of joy back to her owner this morning. No idea how I’ll keep my head warm tonight without her sleeping on me like a hat.
13 days ago
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Come for the goat pics, stay for the alt text. ❤️
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14 days ago
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The Archdiocese of Boston doesn't believe in Jesus' teachings. How disappointing.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/05/m...
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Dedham church’s ‘ICE was here’ nativity display ‘should be removed,’ Boston Archdiocese says - The Boston Globe
The display at St. Susanna Parish features a large sign reading “ICE was here” in place of nativity figurines of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
https://www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/05/metro/dedham-nativity-scene-ice-archdiocese/?s_campaign=sharetool_copypaste_view
14 days ago
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Who knew cats do zoomies too? Not me
14 days ago
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Adobe’s AI didn’t start out like this. It was shockingly tame compared to other companies when I was doing their Firefly beta. Everything was candy-colored and absolutely zero sexual or graphic imagery. As someone that has a dark or gothic design style, it was unusable.
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15 days ago
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the hype
15 days ago
Touching base is cool, circling back ain't too bad, and putting a pin in it does the trick, but you know what really gets me going? Running it up the flagpole
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Taniel
15 days ago
I'm not exaggerating when I say following
@boltsmag.org
rn will unlock money for our journalism. A generous reader,
@russ41.bsky.social
, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count. If you're not following
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yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
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It looks like zombies reaching out of the dirt.
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15 days ago
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My life might have turned out very differently if only I’d had a SWAT team around to escort my drunk ass home.
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tante
17 days ago
"It's not that any of the other streaming services are good, but Spotify is almost certainly the worst. Do not trust it. Do not let it turn your enjoyment of music into stats and algorithmic playlists."
Spotify Haters Club
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Philip Bump
17 days ago
Everyone post on Bluesky so we can figure out who the alleged Jan. 6 pipe bomber is through the process of elimination.
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Not his bloody building!
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17 days ago
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