“Who has the fonts?”

Happy Dan Stevens’ birthday @maggieserota.bsky.social

One of my favorite and most used decks. And I have a lot of decks!

Things I have texted my boyfriend today: * Xfiles meme * information about a sweater I want but cannot afford * Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme done in the style of 80s new wave * kitten at a classical music concert

And facilities to hang out and use them! With snacks!

Age verification? My college job was at a movie rental joint. We carried VHS. Rewinding the videos was annoying but kind of satisfying tbh.

WEAPONS WAS GREAT GO SEE IT

I'd work for the Addams family, fuck.

I only liked about three of the fifteen movies in 28 Years Later lol

parallel structure and sets of three are just good writing I am going to eat my phone

My boyfriend keeps picking little pieces of mine off my face during dinner.

LETS PASS THE NEW YORK HEALTH ACT

Genuinely wish I had alternate boobs for occasions

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BRAD LANDER FOR CONGRESS

I am unemployed and have a broken foot. Yesterday I cut my own hair. That seems to have been a mistake. Anyway don’t try to groom yourself out of a crisis.

Also my dad was a manager at his job in his late 20s, when I was born. And my mom was teaching at a university. Why are 33 year olds babies now? The ladies on SATC were considered ancient at 33 lol.

I know a lady you might like. She's three feet away from me and about to be a Congresswoman.

Brad Lander run for Senate challenge

Ok guys - this is good news but eyes on the prize ok? We gotta keep the support going. No getting complacent!

I love that a ghastly predatory mook tried to win the Democratic primary to run for mayor of New York City against Steve from Blue's Clues, and Steve very politely and energetically beat his ass

I got to the polls in 95 degree heat on crutches (I took cars, don’t worry) to rank @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social number 1! Everybody better vote and DONT RANK CUOMO HE IS A JERK.

Wear helmets, lads! NYC needs you!

Cow hoof trimming tok 4ever

The world is terrible right now and also my foot is broken and also I'm looking for work — any copywriting/editing leads very appreciated! I also write music and can record demos, transcribe sheet music, and edit audio files!

All the other NYC mayoral candidates should decry the arrest of fellow candidate and NYC comptroller Brad Lander by ICE/federal agents.

We know what we have to do to save our city from Andrew Cuomo. We're cross endorsing 🤝 @bradlander.bsky.social

Jodie Foster was SO NICE when I had to tell her we ran out of the salad she ordered.

Part of what it looks like to *save ourselves* is for folks to take over our library, park, water and other local boards. Get leftists on there who can make decisions that benefit the working class. We can do that because few people actually pay attention to those levers of power.

Part of me has to wonder if the Minnesotan copywriters on this project just wanted to stick it to SD.

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

I read this and had the biggest internal “ohhhhhhhhh” moment lol Also this movie rocked.

I barely have a following on here but just in case DONT RANK CUOMO

CO-SIGN

Except for the wood chipper from the movie Fargo, which is in Fargo. But otherwise co-sign, as a person who was born in Fargo.

4 villains I’ve written: 1. The passive aggressive quietly abusive boyfriend who steals your friends when you break up 2. Casual standard issue mom’s basement Internet perve 3. Fame obsessed family vlog mom 4. Aleister Crowley, sort of

Last night my boyfriend suggested a The Used cover band called “The Gently Used” and I’m still thinking about it

This is how I feel about the pitch that AI can just give you whatever entertainment you want. That sounds terrible.

GOOD ANSWERS and I’ll add Neko Case’s HELL ON

Sinners invites a new bold business idea. What if people want to see movies because they like them and not due to a pavlovian response to being 12 years old once!?

MORE OF THIS

I concur. Em dashes deserve room to breathe.

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Here’s a wee rehearsal video from my musical! We’re in concert on April 10, get tickets here! www.prospectmusicals.org/battle-of-bl...

Do Kennedy next, is that a thing?

And Wile E Coyote, show some respect.

Ok so as someone who has never watched White Lotus it seems like the resort is maybe Hell and that’s why everyone is bad and also constantly getting murdered every season? I don’t want this explained to me. Jennifer Coolidge is Dante send tweet.