I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.

Happy New Year. THERE. I said it & I really mean it, even though the odds are it will be every bit as challenging & frustrating as the last one.

We had to hide the evidence… mishacollins.substack.com/p/we-had-to-...

History will record that Kimmel and Colbert were among the shining brave lights of our time.

Cher is totally a badass.

Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement. #NoWords 🤮

Totally unrelated to any other recent “Peace Prize” news, I am giving away signed, highly-prestigious Peace Prizes to those brave enough to nominate themselves:
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This is going to do absolutely nothing to keep my already overinflated ego in check. Thank you, Brazil. www.ccxp.com.br/fotos-autogr... #CCXP

This #GivingTuesday, we at @randomacts.org are flipping the script: we’re trying to give YOU something! randomacts.org/giving-tuesd...

Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.

JUST IN: Pop star Sabrina Carpenter has fired back at the Trump administration after the official White House account used her song over footage of federal agents chasing down immigrants. "this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda."

At this moment when families have been left without food in the U.S. & children are starving all around the globe, Emily & I were fortunate to get to talk to someone leading the fight against hunger–chef & founder of @wck.org, @chefjoseandres.bsky.social! mishacollins.substack.com/p/a-conversa...

Gutted by the Dems caving after the blue-wave wins of last week? Sick & tired of us snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? I hear you! Might I suggest you calm yourself, relax, take a deep, cleansing breath... then see if this photo of 2 pandas cuddling is of any help.

The SNAP contingency fund holds around $6 billion. Trump refuses to spend it on the American people. The same guy who just fast-tracked $40 billion to Argentina. Trump thinks Argentina deserves our money while he lets Americans starve.

Jimmy Kimmel opens ‘Big, Beautiful Food Bank’ as Snap cuts hit families amid shutdown The late-night host invites food and essential donations at his Hollywood center to support Los Angeles charities www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Let’s fight the President’s decision to starve kids by feeding those kids ourselves. #ricomiccon

#OnMyWalk this big green #Ghoul rose up & sent his minions after me! He’s smiling, but he doesn’t foo me! Whoa! I am outta here! #HappyHalloween #Ghosts #Bats #Vampires #Spooky #BeKind Sending Love To You All💛☠️🧡🐈‍⬛💛🧛‍♂️🧡🦇💛👻🧡🧙‍♀️💛🎃🧡🕷️💛☠️🧡🐈‍⬛💛🧛‍♂️🧡🦇💛👻🧡🧙‍♀️💛🎃🧡🕷️💛☠️🧡🐈‍⬛💛🧛‍♂️🧡🦇💛👻🧡🧙‍♀️

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

Took a stroll today with a few hundred thousand fellow citizens… #NoKings #nokingsday

#OnMyWalk the sounds coming from this gate stopped me in my tracks! Who is in there, moaning like they’re dying?? I’d better get out of here QUICK! #Bats #HalloweenIsComing🎃 #Ghosts #Zombies #Monsters #BeKind Sending Love To You All🧡☠️💛🎃🧡🧛‍♂️💛🦇🧡🐈‍⬛💛🕷️🧡🧙‍♀️💛👻🧡☠️💛🎃🧡🧛‍♂️💛🦇🧡🐈‍⬛💛🕷️🧡🧙‍♀️💛👻🧡☠️💛🎃

#OnMyWalk I almost wandered into this guy’s yard! And, boy!! Is he ever territorial! I didn’t wait around to argue! #HappyHalloween #Wendigos #Ghosts #Goblins #Spooky #BeKind Sending Love To You All💛🧛‍♂️🧡🦇💛☠️🧡🧙‍♀️💛🐈‍⬛🧡👻💛🎃🧡🕷️💛👻🧡🧛‍♂️💛🦇🧡☠️💛🧙‍♀️🧡🐈‍⬛💛🎃🧡🕷️💛👻🧡🧛‍♂️

New Stand Up Set youtu.be/mX85JmYVswQ?...

Tonight Friends

The full 28-minute Jimmy Kimmel monologue. Please share.

I'm glad Jimmy Kimmel is back.

Please cancel your Disney+ subscription. I did. Let’s show the Mouse that their customers are more formidable than Trump.

“Holy Shit” doesn’t quite say it… bit.ly/SPN20th

Cas’ birthday is today. 17 years on earth. Next year, he’ll be eligible to vote. #HappyBirthdayCastiel #SPNFamily #SPN

I was recently on a plane and the flight attendant said, “Can I take a selfie with you? I grew up watching Supernatural.” He had an accent, and I said, “Of course. Where are you from?” His lip quivered a bit, and he said, “I know you hate Russia, but I am from there.” 🧵

Thank You 💐

In case you missed it: In the last 24 hours, in celebration of #SPN’s 20th anniversary, thousands of people have donated more than $220k to @randomacts.org to show that the #SPNFamily continues to be a force for good in the world. (Holy shit — thank you, guys!!!) Fight on! bit.ly/SPN20th

Stephen Colbert sets ratings record in wake of cancellation.

“To the people who tune in for something real.” - Jon Stewart

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

HONESTY. INTEGRITY. DECENCY. #June14th-ObamaAppreciationDay

Happy Obama Appreciation Day.

Imagine being so ignorant you don’t know hurricane seasons exist.

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The entire point.

"Well, we are all going to die." --Senator Joni Ernst That has to be the glibbest way any politician has ever told a constituent that they didn’t give a shit about them.

As a child, the U.S. government forced George Takei and his parents to live in an American internment camp during WWII. After the war, his family was left without a home or any resources to get by. He went on to become an award-winning actor and a lifelong advocate for immigrants' rights.

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“The press doesn't give a shit.”