Here is a hastily recorded version of my song "I Hate You All" with AUTHENTIC poor quality audio. Come check out the show on March 5, 2026!

I like Linderbaum, but man that is a large number for a Center. Not worth that

Seahawk

AJ Barner was born to be in a championship parade. All the vibes.

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

It's in the bag 💚💙💚💙💚💙

Man, I want to take part in this madness with the entire Seahawks Bluesky sphere, but I don't want to be asocial at my SB party. Hope everyone enjoys this thing and has a hell of a night ❤️

A lot of people are talking about Christian Barmore and Milton Williams like they are both prime Aaron Donald, while also considering Bradford to be 100% lowlights. I think they're a tough match up, but they're not THAT good

It could be used for better things, but the concept is there

I liked the team having an owner that was not a pedo and did not meddle too much..

This Browns / Schwatz mess is among the funniest outcomes possible

Genuinely, thank you to all you weirdos on here that make game-nights so much more fun. Incredible to watch how you guys cope and have fun throughout this whole thing

I'd take a cannonball to the femur for Mike Macdonald

Not having the american broadcast is killing me right now. I want to dwell on all of this, but I have to get out of bed in less than two hours, so it's probably good all things considered.

3 matches between two of the best games ever, and every single one came down to the final seconds. Unreal how much entertainment these two teams have delivered

It's happening fellas

Holding and false start on OL not called

By far the most impressive thing about McVay is that he always manages to neutralize a DLine that has terrorized all the rest of the league. Stafford has ages to throw all of this shit

Automatic first down penalties must be abolished

I'm drinking a Razzberry sour ale, seing Kupp, Bobo, Barner and Darnold hoop. We're reaching dangerous levels of white-boy winter here

Lmao McCreary got handled there

Bobo keeps making hard catches. We should use him more

HahahhHahah

No penalty on that helmet?

Man there's a large amount of self inflected pain here in the 2nd quarter.. and of course Rams have had no incidents of bad luck or just tripping themselves

Has Byron Murphy played today? What's happening?

Was that the first Mike Macdonald sack of Stafford for the Seahawks?

Impressed with Sam so far despite that outcome. He has not looked like the moment is too big

I am so in love with JSN god damn

Officially standing up in the living room

YYYYYEEEEESSSSSS

My two year old threw a more natural pass earlier, than what Stidham just did

What an ugly game

Anyone saying the Pats should've gotten a defensive TD there btw also have to agree that there was absolutely nothing to complain about regarding the week 16 Chabonnet 2-pt conversion

Sorry to say this, but my grandad's hands and forearms looked like this, or worse, for the last 20 years of his life, and he took even less care of himself than Trump. Don't see how it's significant. The clear signs of dementia is a bigger deal (!)

One of my favorite stories of the year: the 100 most valuable players of the 2025 regular season. Ranked! www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune

Honestly? I like him better as a runner than Charbs. Much worse injuries could've happened.

Via NFL films, this was the Maye bomb to unreal Boutte one handed catch. (and the correct choice of score)

The Falcons staff has the two thickest sets of facial hair ever seen

Morons

What a big mistake from Buffalo, man...

Man I have to say, I am not confident meeting the Rams again - whatsoever. I'll be much more confident against whoever is in the SB if we win though

Feels like Moore just didn't complete the route. What kind of energy is that at this point?

That was kind of a "where were you?" moment to witness

Ho ly shiiiiiit

the 49ers have been so ass that the two most interesting things to happen in the NFL during this game involved the Broncos and Falcons

Okay video showing Charbs walking looked pretty good. Wasn't limping around

Man JSN is just... Lovely