Me, going over the syllabus the day before classes: WHATEVER, they aren't going to read this dumb thing.
Student, 1 week in: Dr. Taylor, it says in paragraph 50, sentence 2, that you are a Squish Dinosaur, but on the syllabus quiz you said you're a Squish Octopus.
Me: I'm so sorry, caught me!
over 2 years ago