I wake up and clock in for my shift at the Thinking About Apollo Justice factory

If you don’t have time to descend to the seventh circle of hell and fish souls directly from Phlegethon, store bought is fine

Just clowning around 🃏

My wretched son with every disease

Jjba Stand named “50 cent” which is an unloseable quarter with the value of two quarters

Finally I can make Kiryu eat worms on the beach Kiwami style 💥🪱

Me in the sliced peanut butter factory letting the cooling slices slide past my hand like the scales of a great fish

does everyone know you can just watch revolutionary girl utena on youTube free anytime. i feel like maybe others do not know this.

They should invent a doing things alone that isn’t embarrassing or dangerous. But alas for now I must be brave !!

Driving a cybertruck in a national park should get you killed for real

Explaining Dramatical Murder at The Club

I’m going to the pool with hairier and hairier legs until the neighbors understand that I do not have a husband

今日もどつかれさん❤︎ 明日も頑張っ(๑•̀∀- )و☆

Guards! Guards!! Take this man to the Pitbull gulags at once‼️🚨🗣️

bro don’t ever go back into the office you can’t even make 9/11 jokes there

Love the way majima has apparently forgotten everything EXCEPT for all his favorite karaoke songs. Mans got his priorities in order

SUNRISE, PARABELLUM! #discoelysium

i had a lovely fridge magnet made

Girls night ft. Onomichio

Left and right handedness is so funny to me. Wdym I can pick up an object I’ve never seen before in my life and one of my hands is better at using it? Fake and made up.

Ok fellas I’m officially Dunepilled. Mua’dib maxxing. Totally Arakiscore and in my Kwizatz Haderach era. It’s giving Lisan Al Gaib. 🪱

Criminal that there’s no emoji for a knight riding his noble steed into glorious battle. Someone fix this asap 🗡️🏇💨

Who up researching the great molasses flood of 1919 🗣️🗣️

for the 20th anniversary of the yakuza series there's a website set up to vote on which stuff from the game will be made into real merch go make your voice heard 20th-fangoods.ryu-ga-gotoku.com

Me when things that might improve my life somewhat also necessitate change

It’s very simple. ArugulaPantsuit=Baconator= Lurantis

Once again thinking about this purse that ate a cheese…my beloved💕🧀

Hair tie not where it’s supposed to be incident 10 dead thousands injured

I just know in my heart of hearts that peep-toe heels were invented by some pervert

🗣️🗣️🗣️ #yakuza

“Half of all lesbians end up in a mental institution” factoid incorrect. Mental Illness Georg who checks herself into 30,000 institutions each night is and outlier adn should not be counted

“What’s everyone’s favorite homestuck troll?” *looks at me* “Oh not you, yours is obvious”

Local man spotted smoking a cigar while golfing, like some sort of evil cartoon character

Since I can’t imagine I’m ever going back to Twitter, I guess I’ve got to start recycling some of my classic posts here 👀

Godddd actually calling my reps offices is so mortifying but like. Its really all I can do to not feel totally useless in all this 😫 gotta stay strong 💪

They’re saying Elon’s not smart enough to build a submarine capable of visiting the wreckage site of the Titanic. They’re saying he doesn’t have enough money or gumption to do it. They’re saying he’s too much of a loser that he couldn’t even find four to five friends to bring along with him.

did fuckbright not tell you,

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I guess I forgot to post this! An old gift for a new #metalgear fan (@orewatowi.bsky.social) I have Commissions! Look: artistree.io/fightingpoll... #illustrations #comic

I’m totally “normal” and not “addicted” to Balatro. Hearing the music and sounds effects in your head throughout the day is NORMAL and nothing to worry about 😤

I love ace attorney. Every prosecutor is like “witness if you don’t lie under oath like we practiced I am going to personally kill you with hammers” and the defense is like “uhmmm that’s Not Very Nice :( we can’t let them keep playing mind games like that!!!”

Handful of trail mix save me. Save me handful of trail mix .

My poor car finally being unearthed and defrosted from last weeks now only for it to start snowing the second I park it again 😭☃️

(speaking to the physical manifestation of the concept of transformation, about to end all worlds) b-a-r-b-i-e, be who you wanna be, Barbie girl

Wishing everyone a very frolic on your local golf course during a blizzard today ☺️ ❄️

honestly CRIMINAL that they are making me WORK simply because I am SCHEDULED to 😤

You must consider the socio-political gravity of the chicken

Mom made the mistake of telling me what her starting salary was in 1975. I pulled out the inflation calculator SO fast

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas